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@TimRunsHisMouth My guess is the sheepskin it was written on has deteriorated from age

I understand why Bernie can't find his birth certificate... he has 3 large houses and it could be in any of them...

@realMAG1775 A whole bunch of idiots entered the FAFO zone at the same time

20-year-old Kaydence Carpenter in Lexington, Kentucky, car rocked, people pounding, threatening her life. This is exactly what to do if a gang surrounds you and you fear for your life, use the car self defense

@BrandonStraka All that proves is those 2 guys are stupid

Q: “Let me ask you something… points can YOU find your birth certificate?” JOE: “No!” Q: Points at Schumer “Can YOU find yours?” SCHUMER: “No.”

@SaltyGoat17 ATC effed up. They gave permission

How does a fire truck cross an active runway like this? Mistakes like this should never happen!!

@isaacrrr7 Raping, beheading & lying to name a few

En el Islam, todo es pecado. La música es pecado, pintar es pecado, cantar es pecado, bailar es pecado, tener un perro es pecado y reír a carcajadas es pecado (no bromeo, de verdad que lo es). ¿Qué no es pecado en el Islam?

@Milajoy @MaureenShilaly None of these people need their Congressional salary to pay their mortgage. That's what their insider trading is for.

BREAKING: A Democrat Senator is adamant that Congress MUST be paid because he has a mortgage and bills. What about the mortgages and bills the TSA and the Coast Guard have? Senators should NOT be paid while they have shut down DHS. Who agrees?

@bluelivesmtr I think we've discovered the definition of black privilege

"He was just robbing you, you didn't have to shoot him." Those were the words of the family members of 17-year-old Treyvon Johnson, who lost his life breaking into houses. His family defends what he was doing by saying "how else is he going to get his money". They argued the the homeowner went too far for protecting her property. Thank God the criminal chose Florida, where we have a stand-your-ground state. REPOST for exposure! #thinblueline #lawenforcement

@DesireeAmerica4 Gee, officer, I didn't see anything...

One of those “this can’t be real” moments. Some guy perched himself smack on the hood of a car, refusing to budge, trapping the poor driver at an intersection. Before anyone even had time to dial the police, some random SUV driver had *had enough.* This guy storms out, grabs the hood-sitter, and hurls him onto the pavement like a wrestler clearing the ring. So, here’s the question: if someone’s acting like a traffic troll, do bystanders get a pass for going full vigilante to solve the problem, or did that guy just leap wayyyy over the line?

@SenBlumenthal Sure sounds a lot like inciting an insurrection to me...Dick.

ICE agents at airports will only aggravate delays & lines—disrupting checks, interrogating travelers, dragging parents from children, detaining citizens, brutalizing families, shooting & even killing. politico.com/news/2026/03/2…

@SusanKnowles @nicksortor @SenBlumenthal You could've stopped at "intentionally" & still been right

@nicksortor @SenBlumenthal It’s also meant intentionally or unintentionally to put ICE officers in harms way.

🚨 WTF?! A sitting Democrat Senator, Richard Blumenthal, says ICE agents are going to be SHOOTING AND KlLLING FAMILIES when they’re deployed to airports tomorrow This rhetoric is meant to TERRORIZE innocent Americans for political gain You’re a sick, evil POS, @SenBlumenthal

@jgrenn @luinalaska Obviously, Jason, you just need to "manplain" it to her. That way the facts won't matter. *ProTip* Stop when the hole is neck high, my dude.

Lisa Murkowski legitimately believes village dwelling Alaskans can’t figure out the tasks of adult life and went on the floor of Congress to tell everyone on planet earth that.

@BrandonStraka Granny got game!

🚨 An attempted car theft targeting an 80-year-old woman takes an unexpected turn.

@461ocean_com @greg16676935420 I don't think so?

@greg16676935420 I’ve been waiting at chick fil a now for 20 minutes for someone to even take my order ?

Popeyes: 2 people in line, takes 20 minutes to get your food Chick fil A: 20 people in line, takes 2 minutes to get your food

@Oldglorycries @greg16676935420 Brilliant!

@greg16676935420 Chick-fil-A should run the airport lines.

@ericmmatheny Fat people need to work, too. Otherwise you skinny folks would be pissed that we're lazy & living off the tax system. The problem isn't that a TSA employee is fat, it's that he/she is bad at his/her job.

An obese government employee who clearly hates their job, yelling at you to put your laptop in a bin at 5:45 am on a Tuesday doesn’t do anything to make our country safer. TSA is a taxpayer funded jobs program for the miserable and chronically out of shape.

@c567l45 There's no such thing as a "moderate" muslim. Ever hear a "moderate" muslim speak out about what the "radical" ones are doing? That's because they all agree on what's going to be done but some leave the dirty work to the others

States are starting to celebrate Muslim holidays. How about no. Stop this crap. We want them gone. We do not want them in our society. There may be some moderate Muslims. But the others ruined it for you. Leave

@ericmmatheny It's not my job to assume his intentions.

If somebody breaks into your home, you shoot first and ask questions later. I don’t care how old the burglar is, what his hopes and dreams may be, whether he’s got a family. None of that matters.

@greg16676935420 Stay low & keep moving

I’m walking into a Buc-ee’s for the first time ever does anyone have any advice?

@PolitiBunny @OrthoA I can't believe this smug, souless woman won.

No one should be surprised that the woman who wouldn’t answer or even look at her opponent during a televised debate would be ruthless and cold enough to rob millions of our vote. She showed us who she is. Sadly, too many people ignored it. Vote NO.

@1ssve Dear Cupcake, Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it. Words have consequences. Written words have litigations.

Dear Apple, create a safety feature in iMessage that doesn’t allow people to screenshot text messages unless both parties have given permission.