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Elon’s favorite parody account. “Twitter isn’t real life” - Plato 🇵🇸 and so it goes

Tralfamadore Katılım Ekim 2016
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Beaker@Beakerlives·
RIP Bob Weir, so long pardner. Thanks for the memories. You went out these last few years with a bang. See you on the next ride. Until then, fare thee well. @LasVegasLocally
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David Pezzone@Pezzman580·
@MarkMaddenX I thought he hated the media? As someone once said everybody has a price
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Mark Madden
Mark Madden@MarkMaddenX·
Tomlin will be 100% clichéd &full of ***t on TV. And America will love him for it.
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Beaker@Beakerlives·
@MarkMaddenX Just like Tony Dungy was. Boring & unremarkable. He not only mimiced him on on football field.
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Stephen A Smith
Stephen A Smith@stephenasmith·
This is truly a sad day for me. Bad enough I had to miss @FirstTake because of this damn dental procedure, but to miss the show when BOTH my boys — @KendrickPerkins AND @RealMikeWilbon — are IN-STUDIO…..on a day I was scheduled to be IN-STUDIO…..I almost cried! Love my boys. You, too, @shaepeppler. Damn this sucks. See y’all tomorrow!
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Beaker@Beakerlives·
@ThePoniExpress He is dog walking them like he did Tomlin. Omar presser looked hostage tape.
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Andrew Fillipponi
Andrew Fillipponi@ThePoniExpress·
Art backtracks. Rooney tells Pomp he’s no longer expecting Rodgers to give him an answer before draft. But expects it to happen soon. This is annoying. And embarrassing.
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Beaker@Beakerlives·
@JonHeyman He’s a nibbler. Some failed. Go big or go home. Traded for Skubal & Miller. Traded Tong & Benge. Peralta had warning signs in playoffs. Murakami couldve been easily had. Shouldve kept Pete. He is a good fit in NY only maybe. Not elsewhere. Protects Soto. Peterson, Senga was crazy
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Andrew Fillipponi
Andrew Fillipponi@ThePoniExpress·
Projected trade: Eagles 2027 2nd round pick for Nick Herbig Should the Steelers make this trade?
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Ross Barkan
Ross Barkan@RossBarkan·
@mattyglesias Matt, I don't even dislike you, but you were fairly certain Zellnor Myrie could be the guy in 2025 and posted something along the lines that it would be career suicide to align with DSA. Times do change, I guess. Ask the 44th president.
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Edward Luce
Edward Luce@EdwardGLuce·
"There should be no mystery why younger Americans are as pro-Palestinian today as their forebears were once pro-Israeli. Rabin staked his life on peace. What will posterity say of Netanyahu?" My column on why America is falling out of love with Israel. ft.com/content/353eb2…
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Ethan Wolf 🇺🇸
Ethan Wolf 🇺🇸@ethanmwolf·
I’ve warned Democrats for months about Hasan Piker’s efforts to insert himself into our party. Read my op-ed in The Washington Post about why the normalization of Piker within the Democratic Party is a mistake Democrats cannot afford to make. wapo.st/4cyGZyT
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Dan Rivers
Dan Rivers@danriversitv·
I had a brief chat to President Trump this morning asking him about his hopes for a deal with Iran. He told me “We’re gonna see…. You’ll know over the next short period of time. We’re in very good shape. We’ll get it one way or the other , everything is going to work out very well. One way or the other….it makes no difference …” @itvnews
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Colin Cowherd
Colin Cowherd@colincowherd·
Staying up late for NBA playoff games and working on 4.5 hours sleep would deter lesser men. However, like @CJMcCollum, I will at my best when it counts today. 📺
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Sara Eisen
Sara Eisen@SaraEisen·
“I think we’re in a very strong negotiating position… the blockade has been a tremendous success. We totally control the Strait.” President Trump on @CNBC
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Jimmy Dore
Jimmy Dore@jimmy_dore·
According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine. According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”:
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