




Beaker
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Elon’s favorite parody account. “Twitter isn’t real life” - Plato 🇵🇸 and so it goes














The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.


Coming this October.





The Democrat Party Funded Satirical Newspaper, The Onion, Is Now Claiming For The 2nd Time That They Own Infowars After Being Caught In A Fraudulent Bankruptcy Auction In November of 2024 That Was Overturned By A Federal Judge The Onion Is Now Pledging To Misrepresent Itself As Alex Jones By Literally Stealing His Identity So That They Can Confuse Infowars Readers And Listening With A Steady Diet of Lies and Misinformation President Trump Shocked Conservatives Everywhere When He Recently Supported Democrat Efforts To Close Infowars


Good riddance to bigoted Epstein Air frequent flier and atrocity denier Alan Dershowitz: “I still disagree strongly with the GOP on abortion, the separation of church and state, immigration, healthcare and taxes, among other things. Yet I’ve decided to…register as a Republican”

Michigan Sen. Mallory McMorrow — who’s running for Michigan’s open U.S. Senate seat — just finished speaking, and immediately chants of “ABDUL, ABDUL” break out. This was the response from the crowd when Abdul El-Sayed, also a Democratic US Senate candidate, took the stage.

STEFANIK: President Trump was not calling for genocide. Shame on CNN for saying that TAPPER: I read the quote. Thank you so much.