Detractor Beam

beam me up!

he's painfully unfunny. i like that he looks at chat for an "lol" of approval.

@username3142135 i need it. so uhhh you guys need to drop everything and give... >:( while i give nothing in return.

cool... sick lemon PC, loser.

@BBricky99 hahahaha

@BeamDetractor Just a bunch of Phil's hanging out

flathead. ps- your head should not have 90 degree angles.

@shapestation4 💯💯💯

@BeamDetractor That face at 0:11, baseball bat

shame? what's that?

@hnzprog indrid here. people ask me all the time "would you marry dsp or this person.." i haaaate that question lol. cuz NO!

@BeamDetractor Imagine being married to this shit. You're never going to convince him of anything, you're always being explained shit you don't care to hear about etc.

@PigmentRee220 @Rhopunzel he does. it's gross lol.

@Rhopunzel @BeamDetractor He’s got a third chin under that goatee

@Grenade_9991 hahahha it was the damn mic.

@BeamDetractor when i first saw this clip at the beginning i thought "is head is caved in? explains a lot"

@HearLPSpeak i'd say more like 99% of the time xD

this is just gross. you're not funny and you're totally transparent.

@NutrientPolecat amen, brother.

@BeamDetractor Overdue for his face getting caved in by about 15 years

@BonelessKimchi @grimgringunner oooh ma and pa. but i think he'd use that for sympathy bucks.

@grimgringunner @BeamDetractor Linda Burnell….?

something is up with him. more than usual.

$11 and an hour into the stream and his leg is bouncing hard. v i b r a t i n g with anxiety. your "business model" is unrealistic and it's pathetic.

@VeryGoodInc LOL yes, this one was so good. he has no idea what he's talking about, ever.

@BeamDetractor This moment lives rent free in my head youtu.be/hZt56k5wn-Q?si…

@Ztepolo cursed gif AHH!

He is turning into a cartoon character, this expression is what 3d animation riggers use to check if the facial rigging is ok

@Ztepolo got any rope?

@jwussow989 SMASH EM

@BeamDetractor This him and his wife

@VeryGoodInc the contradictions are so much fun.

@BeamDetractor PC gaming is dead though, but also not at the same time!!

@PaultempsTbk HE'S A STROKE VICTIM!

@BeamDetractor HES GAY!!

@A_Pear1210 it's coming. no doubt.

@BeamDetractor Can't wait for the new PC dono goals