NoBeanz

Mahomes will win the MVP this season.

@GovPressOffice You can't be serious right now.

Mr. President, we just want lower gas prices

@BhattiLaib9960 No you didn't.

I paid a plumbing company $4,400 to replace a sewer line under my garage, and now my garage floor looks like it lost a fight with a sidewalk 😭 They cut a huge section out of the concrete, repaired the pipe, and patched it back in with concrete that doesn’t even remotely match the original floor. So I asked the foreman when they planned to stain or finish it so it would blend in better… And this man literally laughed and said: “It’s a garage floor, buddy, not the Taj Mahal. Be glad it’s not dirt.” 💀 BE GLAD IT’S NOT DIRT?? I’m sorry, but if I’m paying thousands of dollars for a “professional” repair, I feel like the end result shouldn’t look like a random parking lot patch job. Now I’m sitting here wondering if this just tanked the appearance — and possibly the resale value — of my garage. Would you push back and demand they resurface the area properly, or am I overreacting?

@_Qstormrider Can't even supply cheap gas in the US

🚨 MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT: At least 121 EMPTY OIL TANKERS are making their way to the United States of America right now 68 of them can carry 2 MILLION BARRELS EACH. Holy smokes! We are the world's gas station now! 🇺🇸 TRUMP: "China can send their ships to the U.S., China can send their ships to Venezuela...empty oil carrying ships from many nations are all headed to the U.S. to load up." Harris Faulkner: "68 of those 121 vessels are very large crude carriers capable of carrying 2 million barrels apiece." "President Trump has urged countries squeezed by Iran's disruption of the Strait of Hormuz to turn to American energy supplies instead." "Well — it would appear perhaps they are obliging him. They are listening to Trump!" @HARRISFAULKNER MASTERCLASS MOVE. Something tells me this was the intended outcome all along!

@mjfree Suuuuure.

🚨BREAKING: Thomas Massie says he will publicly read the names of Epstein clients before leaving Congress.

@SenBooker Yeah that's great Cory. You guys have a sexual harassment fund with taxpayers money. You don't stand for shit. Sit the fuck down.

Immigrants at Delaney Hall are on a hunger strike because they are fighting for their human rights. The conditions there are deplorable. We’re working with our partners in the state to bring an end to this nightmare and I’ll be going to Delaney Hall again to conduct oversight. Enough is enough - not in New Jersey, not anywhere.

@SenWarren Multimillionaire talking again about cost of things.

Memorial Day cookout. Beach trip. Visit with family. All of it costs more this year. That’s not an accident. Trump’s tariffs and war in Iran are driving up your costs.

@XavierBecerra Don't vote for this corporate sellout

This Memorial Day weekend, we honor the Americans who fought and died defending our democracy and the freedoms we hold dear. Our parents and grandparents taught us that voting is more than a right - it’s a civic responsibility. The best way to honor those who sacrificed for this country is to use our voice, encourage our families to vote, and make our democracy stronger. Make your plan to vote by June 2.

@NewsM101 Because it's simply not true.

What is stopping him from reading them like right now? Assuming the post is true.

@CA_Dem Yeah cause you guys have done such a great job in California the last 20 years.

Republicans know they can’t win on policy, so they’re rigging the game. California passed Prop 50 by a landslide and continues to fight for national independent redistricting so voters can choose their politicians, not the other way around.

@ChrisMurphyCT Just log off and enjoy the paid vacation.

No matter what deal they do, the war has effectively given control of the Strait to Iran. What a masterclass in incompetence by Trump and his team.

@timburchett Unbelievable? No, you guys have a sexual harassment fund with taxpayers money. So I believe that shit.

Unbelievable but true Lara.

@JeffersonianAll Lol

Steyer will be the most progressive governor in California history. Should we be fortunate enough to see through the b******* and actually elect him.

@GuntherEagleman Praising this when it never needed to raise in the first place lol.

🚨 OIL tanking on Memorial Day weekend… Down to $90 a barrel! Gas prices are coming down! The Left hates this… So make sure you don’t share it, it angers them.

@lobocashflow @PopTingz No dipshit

@PopTingz This prenup basically admits Taylor’s the one with all the power and doesn’t fully trust Travis won’t drain her empire, real love doesn’t need ironclad shields like that.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are preparing a strict prenup agreement for the complete separation of their assets for their July wedding. It will protect the singer's empire, valued at over $2 billion, blocking access to trademarks and spousal support. The signing is expected to take place in Rhode Island to ensure full legal validity.

@Eric_Schmitt Congress has sexual harassment fund with taxpayers money. Do something about Eric.

I believe in God,
the Father almighty,
Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried;
he descended into hell;
on the third day he rose again from the dead;
he ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty;
from there he will come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting. Amen.

@tedcruz The amount of vacations yall get while we have to work everyday is some bullshit.

true

@timburchett Tim you guys have a sexual harassment fund with taxpayers money. That's fucking crazy.

Good call your Senator. It’s sitting on Thune’s desk.

@BenSwann_ @RepThomasMassie Yeah sure...

We must protect @RepThomasMassie at all costs.

@Patrickwebb Sure...

BREAKING: Thomas Massie plans to publicly read the names of Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged clients before leaving Congress.

@america Okay...

America was built to be a high-trust society.