BearDahn

@senatejr YOURE AFRICAN

BOOMER UNCLE: “You kids switch jobs too much.” ME: “I stayed loyal for 4 years. Got 3% raises every year.” BOOMER UNCLE: “See? Hard work pays off.” ME: “Inflation was 8%. I took a pay cut every single year.” BOOMER UNCLE: “That’s just how it works.” ME: “I switched jobs. Got a 34% raise in one move.” BOOMER UNCLE: “Nobody has work ethic anymore.” ME: “I didn’t leave for less work. I left for equal pay.” BOOMER UNCLE: “Companies can’t afford to keep raising salaries.” ME: “The CEO got a $11 million bonus that same year.” Loyalty is a value. But it was never meant to be a financial strategy. Companies stopped being loyal to workers decades ago. Nobody told the workers to stop expecting it in return.

@senatejr Thank you Mr. Senate Jr. from Africa

Let's do the actual math nobody wants to show you. $85,000 salary. $54,000 after taxes depending on your state. $4,500/month take home. Rent: $1,900. Car: $520. Insurance: $180. Utilities: $160. phone: $85. Groceries: $380. Student loans: $340. You have $935 left. and then your boomer parents tells you to be more disciplined.

@Bobbythirdway As someone who likes tattoos, that tat is fucking unbelievably terrible

The epidemic has not subsided

@piggyxdd 🪞

@BearDahnChi 🤡

Nevermind. I feel like shit and my belly hurts and I haven't slept or eaten :)

@piggyxdd I can see why, bozo

@BearDahnChi I got cheated on 5 days ago. Bozo

@twtrlssanna Think you’re mistaking feet and miles twin

if you have diarrhea and you shit something out after it’s been in you an hour. and if intestines are thirty miles long end to end. dos that mean food is going through you at thirty miles an hour

@600poundeadlift @NaithanJones Weird, you can do both. Was more than happy to spend some time with family and get a free vacation while away at college 🤷‍♂️

@NaithanJones Let’s be real most young adults aren’t trying to go on a vacation with Daddy more than like once a summer. When I was in college you had a few of the girls without fake IDs that would go on spring break with their parents but everyone’s looking to turn up with the beach crowd.

For men, the family vacation with your kids and partner is the apex of life, especially after the kids are passed the age of 7

@TheLastKekker Some do, the vast majority do not.

Older people generally understand that the plumber making $150k a year is a myth

@gekclol @felix_proto @yoshideadlock Truly doesn’t get more useless than that

@felix_proto @yoshideadlock Most useless feedback I've seen in my life

Why aren't you leaving feedback? I'm sad (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

@wizzardwaffen Loser ass post

The consequences of being a mudshark.

@XfinitySupport Explain to me how you refuse to connect me to a human because my service is down? How does that make any sense?

How does this make sense @Xfinity ? I can’t speak to a human because our service is down? What? It’s been 24 hours and you refuse to connect me to an agent.

@Xfinity it has now been 24 hours since your service has been down, with absolutely zero updates. Your chat bot is completely useless and it’s impossible to talk to a human. You guys are actually the worst.

@OGwilikers @Tonysmarkettips Buddy I drive all around the middle of nowhere Midwest for work and half the time the interstates/county roads are empty. Sometimes I just change a damn lane. Any other questions or concerns?

@BearDahnChi @Tonysmarkettips Why would u ever change lanes without a turning signal?

Noteworthy details about Matt Miller’s accident -His final tweet before the accident was at 1:26 p.m. on June 17. The accident occurred less than 2.5 hours later at 3:50 p.m. -Miller was driving a 2023 Ford Bronco, which has many models that have lane assist features which operate unless turned off by the driver. The base trim of the vehicle doesn’t come with lane assist, but does have pre-collision assist with automatic emergency braking.

@Tonysmarkettips It’s a toggle button on the wheel. Could accidentally be turned off for sure, but more likely to be turned off by choice imo.

@BearDahnChi Thanks for sharing this. Easy to turn it off by accident or must be intentional?

@JohnBishop71 Most people already drive to work in the dark John

Anyone who thinks their seasonal depression caused by early sunsets in the winter isn't considering driving to work/school in darkness. No matter what time standard you adopt, there will always be the same amount of daylight hours.* *Unless the Earth tilts off its axis

@bluelanebox Long range on drifter is hilarious

all three of these builds were in the same game, somethings gotta be in the water

@Dulahan @rstanzel If a kid does literally any after school activity they walk home in the dark right now too anyways. At least in Chicago.

@rstanzel Sledding. Pond Hockey. SnowForts. Snowball fights. Etc. Yes. Kids love winter play! Kids ALREADY GO TO SCHOOL IN THE DARK!

Are your kids playing outside at 5pm or 6pm in January either way? Safety in the dark mornings should be a concern.