Dr. Bryson Douglas🇺🇸

@614clinton And that’s how the fight started 😂

I was talking to this guy at Walmart today who pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife." He said, "Why, is she a supermodel or something?" I said, "No, she's in optometrist.”

@DCM19492026 @miles_commodore That is just a Pinto with a different shell. Seriously

What’s the worst American car made in the last 60 years? I gotta go Ford Pinto!

@614clinton 😂😂😂 and his wife went on a shopping spree without him

My wife and I were childhood sweethearts, we married, and settled down in our old neighbourhood. We just recently celebrated our fiftieth wedding anniversary.  The other day we walked down the street to our old school.  There, holding hands, we found the old desk we shared and where I had carved "I love you, Jill." On our way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car practically at our feet.  My wife quickly picked it up, but we didn't know what to do with it, so we took it home. There, Jill counted the money, and it was fifty-thousand dollars. I said, "We've got to give it back." My wife said, "Finders keepers." And she put the money back in the bag, and hid it it up in our attic. The next day, two FBI men were going door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money, and they showed up at our home. They said, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?" My wife quickly said, "No." I said, "She's lying officer. She hid it up in the attic."  She said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile." But then the FBI agents sat me down and begin to question me.  One of them said, “Tell us the story from the beginning." I said, "Well, when Jill and I were walking home from school yesterday...." Then the FBI guy looked at his partner, and said, "Let's get out of here." 🤷

@SBT564 So says Selena from South Asia 😂😂😂

Virginia has the most effective Governor in modern American history. Abigail Spanberger has signed over 1,300 bills since becoming Governor..

@SpanbergerForVA Liar

TODAY is Election Day! I’ve talked a lot about how Virginia’s approach to redistricting is different. It’s temporary, it’s responsive to other states, but most importantly — it’s up to YOU. Find your polling location at IWillVote.com/VA and join me in voting YES!

@ZeekArkham @TaraBull 😂😂😂

@TaraBull Can I just say one thing without everyone getting mad at me?

New low cut dress ad featuring couple goes viral

@614clinton 😂😂😂

My name is Clinton. I'm not famous, but I guarantee you somebody's therapist knows my name. 😁

I’ve been saying this for years foxnews.com/media/john-cle…

@GovernorVA So you failed Economics 101.

If you work full time in Virginia, you should be able to afford to live in Virginia. That's why I signed a bill to raise the minimum wage to $15. Investing in our workers is a win for families, for communities — and importantly, for businesses that invest in our Commonwealth.

@614clinton 😂😂😂😂

Last night I was dreaming I was a cowboy and I was captured by indians. The chief told me he would grant me 3 wishes before they scalped me. After thinking for a minute, I said, "I wish to say goodbye to my horse and then to set him free." So they brought me my horse, I whispered in his ear, then set him off into the sunset. I told the chief I needed to ponder over the third request, and the chief agreed to wait until sunset. As the sun dipped low in the sky, my horse came back, with a beautiful brunette sitting in the saddle. "Is this your last request?" The chief asked. "Uh, no. My last request is to say goodbye to my horse once more." "Ok..." said the chief. I leaned into my horses ear, and hissed, "You idiot! I said 'Posse! Posse!” I'll show myself out....

@614clinton He is Risen!

How to be saved: Believe the gospel, that's it. The gospel 👇 1) Christ died for your sins 2) He was buried 3) and rose again on the 3rd day. 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4 KJV

@614clinton Sounds like a helpful neighbor 😀😂😂😂

Today some guy from the 'Guitar Center' showed up at my front door and said, "I'm here to tune your guitar. I said, "I didn't call for a guitar tuner." He said, "I know, your neighbors did."

@GovernorVA You’re making life unaffordable for lower and middle class Virginians. Why did you “fix” our Great Commonwealth when it wasn’t broken? Is your goal to turn Virginia into Maryland (More taxes and more regulations)?

Many of the bills I’ve signed into law were part of my Affordable Virginia Agenda — my priority proposals to contend with high costs. Much more to come. We’re just getting started.

@atensnut Nope

Would you do it? Total Transformation! She is 66.

@614clinton 😂😂😂

Feeling blessed to get a full tank of gas for $65.00 today.... Granted, it was for my lawnmower, but I'm trying to stay positive.

@614clinton 🎊😂😂😂

My friend's wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk and never came back. I asked him how he was coping. He said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff.”

@NickJFreitas 😂😂😂

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@KamalaHarris I thank the Lord every day that you lost your run for President of this great nation

Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice. Read my full statement:

Wow! I didn’t think they would shed their “affordability” costumes so quickly 😂 foxnews.com/politics/virgi…

@NickJFreitas @libsoftiktok @darleenclick 😂😂 love chocolate milk 😂😂

@libsoftiktok @darleenclick What about chocolate milk?

Rep. Maxine Dexter (D) thinks that putting "whole milk" in public schools is "White supremacy." No, this is not a joke. Democrats are now calling milk "rAcIsT"