The Bearded Vampyr

Can't believe I'm having to say this, but DONT confuse my generally "happy-go-lucky" nature with me being a nice person if you don't know me, I am NOT a friendly person due to social anxiety, I do not tolerate random strangers coming to chat with me

What witch craft is this 🤔 I've used the self service checkout at my local Tesco. I scanned x10 items WITHOUT any unexpected items in the bagging area or requiring assistance. 😊🤣🤣

@iambugsnasty That wud b true gd sir!!!

@BeardedVampyr Then I'm guessing he/she isn't a normie 😂

Good morning If it walks like a normie And talks like a normie It’s a normie

@woofknight hahahahahahahahah....hahahahahahaha................haahahahaha

@iambugsnasty screw ur haters....... thats alot of sex!!!!!!

Maybe I should find a way to do this 🤔

@susiflimty better looking without all the make up tbh

just a reminder, that social media is fake 😱👍✨

@shelovesore its not in the right order!!!!! so makes it super hard... bee ewe tea eyes is the rite one (beauty eyes)

This took me a while😭

@9000martin9000 @Criminalsimpson some of us didnt have to 'model' it, it jus happened

@Criminalsimpson i modeled my entire life based on homer. 🙂

nobody will ever make me hate you homer

@MagnusSmith12 I can haz noms too!?

Got these treats for the doggos they love 'em

@MAKINMONEYENT @EpicClipVault it was a sarcastic joke, jebus.......

@BeardedVampyr @EpicClipVault Ummmmm

Can you do it?

@JoypadLadShop @rycallear gotta look for the positives!

@BeardedVampyr @rycallear Yeah, I have a history of stuff like that. It sucks, but it could be worse right now.

My Wife is an NP: she took home 71k last year I recently promoted to the senior tech role in a maintenance engineering dept. (not an engineer) and I will take home over 75k this year It’s possible. You have to find the right role & often requires schooling (wife has a DNP)

@JoypadLadShop @rycallear thats sum bad timing! the world owes ppl big time i swear

@BeardedVampyr @rycallear Took me a while to get to make the most I’ve ever made with 55k but it only lasted months before the world shut down and I lost it.

@JoypadLadShop @rycallear most iv ever earnt a year was 18k before deductions, currently way less than that

@rycallear I would be making that now if I had my last job still. 😅😭

@lythgoagogo @AlexKnott241254 @NoContextBrits bass as a company ceased to exist many years ago, coors retained the liscence for some of its beers sold in a few spots, can still find cans of its 'trent brew' in sum places

@AlexKnott241254 @NoContextBrits No they still have it at the swan and railway opposite Wigan wallgate station. People travel for miles for a pint. I once saw a man ask "have you got bass?" when they nodded said "some bass plz" (oddly not specifying the quantity) then pretty much necked a pint, nodded and left

I still can’t believe they discounted this.

@RichardZen112 now u mention it........!!!!! maybe my mum is jus one of hannibals costumes, i shud look into that....

@BeardedVampyr She probably could have joined The A-Team too.🤔

my mum is the same age as mr-t!!!!

@AlexKnott241254 @NoContextBrits correct (i come from its hometown), coors bought it out way back,

@NoContextBrits Think Bass as brewery was discontinued

@CamleyCharmaine @celtic_jaime gutted, hahaha, wonder if any have survived!!!

@BeardedVampyr @celtic_jaime Sorry it was a mistake it should have said loved sorry to disappoint

@BeardedVampyr Poor quality of the picture it was perfect

Fish and chips