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Langhorne J Tweed ♿
@BeatingMyHeads
Satirist and curmudgeon. Kinda like Mark Twain but without all that obnoxious intelligence and wit. Also a former backstage theater guy.
Hillcrest, San Diego Katılım Ekim 2015
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@michael81758766 Doing a bit with Jimmy Fallon must be amazing. That dude isn't listening and cracks up as a career.
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@JohnCleese Humor is also a defense against losing your fucking mind.
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People without a sense of humour should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humour are allowed to laugh at
It would be like allowing colour-blind people to decide which colours should be on a colour chart
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@VladPlane @socdemAdam Even smart people say stupid shit.
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@PamphletsY @socdemAdam True. The green party are dumbasses, dumbass.
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@RpsAgainstTrump A full of shit, lying politician? No way.
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Here we go again.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says that “someone" saw their Trump vote change after casting a ballot on a Dominion machine this year in Georgia
Dominion should sue her
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Woman stranded at MAGA rally in Omaha says Trump wanted to teach them a lesson
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@WembyCentral Learn civics. Satisfying your ego would only weaken the union.
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The electoral college is the dumbest thing in all of politics.
Why is it that my vote counts less than someone else’s because of the population density of the state I live in?? That’s ridiculous lmao.
It’s not even like some small thing either. Voters in Wyoming count 3.57 times as much as voters in California. So dumb.
People will say “But Wyoming has barely anybody in it, so without the electoral college they wouldn’t get as much representation!” How is that a bad thing?? They get less representation because nobody fucking lives there. A states voting power should be directly proportional to the number of people it represents, because every person is equal.
Carl Higbie@CarlHigbie
Over 50% of the country lives in the yellow areas… THAT is why we have an electoral college.
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@DougWahl1 Anti electoral college people are anti-American. Read a book.
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DO YOU AGREE WITH COACH WALZ?
Last night at a rally Tim Walz said its time for the electoral college to go. Is he right?
Your thoughts?
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@Jackymax @DougWahl1 And if there were three honest candidates? Is 35% enough? How about a powerful foreigner who lulled everyone into a false sense of security? What if we all just voted for Boaty McBoatface? Have you heard of civics? Can you see past your inflated ego?
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@DougWahl1 Yes! It's iinsane that approx. 7 states choose the President, while losing the popular votes.
That's minority rule.
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@DougWahl1 Absolutely not. I don't want any of you idiots directly electing anyone on a national level. Idiocracy lives.
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@nykyt0sha I didn't know Gaetz partied with underage girls in Ukraine as well as Florida.
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@AnnieForTruth I was kinda into it. But that's probably not the point being made here.
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@shannonrwatts But Elon is a special little boy with special little needs.
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Nothing to see here. Just a man with classified federal contracts worth billions fantasizing about the assassination of the President and Vice President.
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski
Elon & Tucker having a good laugh in new interview: “Nobody has even bothered to kill Kamala because it’s pointless. Ha, ha, ha. What do you achieve? Nothing, you just bought another puppet Nobody is trying to kill Biden, it would be pointless.”
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I've never used a tampon, and my memory is a bit hazy about 8th-grade Health Ed, but perhaps those who do use tampons still need to use them even after a devastating hurricane, and might need a bit of help getting them.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Sen. John Kennedy to Hannity: "She's talking about tampons. The people of Appalachia right now don't give a function about tampons."
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@JohnJHarwood The short bus will be coming by soon to pick them up.
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@Logically_JC It shouldn't even be illegal to be as stupid as Tim Pool.
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