Jasper
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Jasper
@Beau8Beau
The Velveteen Rabbit is my inspiration. Love handles my albatross. It's all rather exhausting. But at least all my tweets are endorsements.
Near some river Katılım Mayıs 2011
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@StephenKing stephen king out here recycling threads cum stains like its fresh horror while his own brain looks like it got dug up after 3 weeks in the pet sematary lmao
miller aint the monster bro u been writing the same dead inside shit for decades and still cashing checks from it
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@MikeBales The most retarded thing to come of this embarrassing era for our country, besides the Gulf of America, is how these cult idiots emphasis the J. in Donald J. Trump.
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@sawyer_don77028 @RealCandaceO @KimDotcom Save your energy and just tweet “I’m in a cult” next time.
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@RealCandaceO @KimDotcom Girl you need help, I regret the hundreds of time I used to share your videos…I thought you were so smart,and just precious..you make me sick, and I waisted so much time following you😢😡
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@enriquecrivera @catturd2 Why won’t you try to get Briben back from the nursing home to sleep in the White House while the epi pan being used by his stuffers …
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@HQNewsNow I love Duncan, but these shitheads got us in this mess and they shoulda known. It was so effing obvious to anybody with half a brain.
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Joe Rogan guest: This war shit bugs me. I feel so stupid. Because when they were doing their no war thing, that was a big deal to me. No more wars, fuck yes, focus on the country, why are we blowing up children in other countries for oil? It's literally the opposite now. How many Iranian schoolgirls did Trump blow up?
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@DexterTide @4thOfJuly365 At least his family likes him. Don’t be so bitter. You can still win them back!
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@4thOfJuly365 Moron is an understatement.
This dude has the intellect of a piece of shit. His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. His cheese slid off his cracker.
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@4thOfJuly365 Hypocritical whiny pussies in here. Wah wah “freedom of speech”…. When it suits you. So pathetic. But also expected.
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@mnfrakenstein @BrilynHollyhand Are we better off now? That’s obviously fucking no. A temporary debilitation of their military is a big whatever. You people are so lost.
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@BrilynHollyhand Never. And they will all fall for it again next time Trump puts the art of the deal on full display.
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@ACTBrigitte I sure don't regret voting for President Trump three times. Also, he should be serving a third term because the 2020 election was stolen and the one they called Biden was installed. Of course, anyone with a working brain knows JOE BIDEN WAS NOT THE PRESIDENT
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@ACTBrigitte Lol except for some of the most high profile personalities that were once on the Trump train? Why not address that?
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@clantro417 @Anthony14808437 @ginamilan_ What will be studied for decades will be why some people were so foolish and naive to think an immoral reality tv grifter with no values or principles other than self aggrandizement was going to improve their lives and “save” the country.
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🚨 Fox News needs to fire Jessica Tarlov as she claims "there is no ceasefire"
She then repeats fake "10 point" cease fire proposal that has already been debunked for 15 hours now.
This is intellectual dishonesty. This is pure garbage to allow this @FoxUSNews
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@ZeekArkham They just hope we regret our vote. I don't know anyone who does. Guess they can cry harder.
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@ZeekArkham What’s your favorite part? Where he posted about black people looking like apes?
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@shoveitjack Oh shit... better stop arguing now. Had no idea the depth of your verbal arsenal. You win!
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Understand what this is.
Bruce Springsteen is completely irrelevant to the Hollywood and music press in 2026. They could not care less about him or the fact that he is on tour.
Now, the reasons for that are multiple, some good, some bad, but that's a topic for another time.
But the fact remains that he is irrelevant.
So, how does a geriatric has-been generate interest from the press in his tour so that he can charge people $3000 a ticket to see him?
Simple. Make the focus of the tour not Springsteen's music, which has not been interesting to anyone in decades. Just make the entire focal point of the tour the Bad Orange Man.
Is anyone in the press writing about Springsteen's new album coming out this year? Is anyone writing about how "he hasn't lost it" or that his new tour "hearkens back to his heyday of Thunder Road and Badlands"? Is anyone writing about the quality of the shows and songs themselves (or perhaps the lack thereof)?
Nope.
They write about one thing, the ONLY thing about Springsteen that can generate any interest from the mainstream press in 2026. Because that is the only way that Bruce Springsteen can pretend he is relevant in America anymore. He gets the attention he craves. His promoters get to charge astronomical prices for the tour. Everyone is happy.
The Rolling Stones can still tour and generate fan and media interest in their music and shows -- even at their ripe old age -- because that's just how incredibly good they are. The "Boss" can't do that. He can only generate interest by turning the attention AWAY from himself.
It's sad, yes. Springsteen should probably listen to his 42-year-old song Glory Days to understand just exactly how sad it is. He's become what he used to lament.
The Hollywood Reporter@THR
Bruce Springsteen opens the first night of the Los Angeles leg of his tour by slamming President Donald Trump. "The America I've wrote about for 50 years, that has been a beacon of hope and liberty around the world, is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, racist, reckless and treasonous administration."
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