Wilbur Oscar

All I'm saying is, if boring people to death was a real thing, I'd be a dangerous man.

Everything’s made up and the points don’t matter

@herprettybones You fucker

@BeerDadWiseAss I’d make ya run after me

I can’t go back to 1970, but I can pretend.

@BeerDadWiseAss I’ll pick ya up.

@herprettybones I drove it like 25 miles today. It’s starting to gain my trust. 😂

@BeerDadWiseAss Love it

@BeerDadWiseAss 😂😂😂😐

PBR: Gooood Grillo’s Pickles: Gooooooood Mixed together: Meh…..

@bruiseandbloom But I bought em and I’m stubborn

@BeerDadWiseAss I bet!

@bruiseandbloom That is the exact face I made

@BeerDadWiseAss 🤢

@aragontristan03 I definitely think so

@BeerDadWiseAss might be time for us to bring the 70s back

@inkedwifelife21 @X Being ugly saved me again. 😂

no point in protecting your image here even with a watermark people can steal them, use as their own and @X will tell ya…no violations 🖤

I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said, I don’t know, have you tried walking through the room naked?

Do lobsters scream when you boil them? How would I know? The most expensive thing I’ve ever boiled was an all beef hotdog, and that fucker took it like a champ

@herprettybones What kind of margarita you got in that thing?

Me all day today

@herprettybones Awwwww that’s so awesome! 🖤

@BeerDadWiseAss Check this out! Ahhh. So proud of her

Watching my kid crush it. Love softball season 🥎

Narcissists not knowing they’re narcissists is fun to watch.

i'm gonna donate my ear hair to locks of love.

There are people who announce it’s their birthday month and then there are people I like.

I love how my kid walks in the door at 3:45 pm like, “hey mom what’s for dinner?” Child, I’m still trying to figure out what day it is. Slow your roll.