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@DublingreenB @Naija_PR Una go just de talk nonsense. Even for this abroad, dem dey bill. No be only Nigerian women

But No be lie. Naija boys dey simp die. That’s part of the reasons foreign women love Naija guys. Billing man has become part of Naija culture, so when a man who is used to billing meets a woman who doesn’t expect to receive billing she goes Gaga. If you have traveled abroad you know that it is rare for a guy and a girl to meet and the girl starts billing the guy for her younger brothers school fees, change my phone, my mum is sick send money, my uncle died please I need transport. You just knack and go your way. Or knack and remain but your problems are yours and my problems are mine. Except you are a groupie that goes after Hollywood celebs then you expect to be “spoiled” but outside that normal girls don’t expect spoiling from normal guys. You know it is “hey what’s up you busy?” “Not really” “wanna come over?” “Sure” “what time?” “9pm if that’s ok by you” simple. no TP sef, no thanks for coming, you don’t expect to give it she doesn’t expect to receive it. If you even give her money she will feel insulted as if you are paying her for what just happened. So yeah due to our culture we now have the most number of simps on earth maybe behind only India. They can do anything for Bob and vagene

SOURCE: Trust me bro, I no fit lie give you 🤝

@Davidspredict @dammiedammie35 Country don hard. She don secure her package 😂

@dammiedammie35 Don’t reduce your value don marry and you still Dey zuzu

Toke Makinwa and her partner Farouk reportedly tie the knot in Lagos 💍👰‍♀️🥹❤️

@ThomasS37713995 @_okime You cross the main road with this brain ??

@_okime In one way or another everybody dey chop Yahoo money.. Be landlord, landlady, real estate, market woman/man. Online marketing, shop owners etc. Even she wen post am don chop d Moni. How do u stop something u are benefiting from?

This yahoo culture has to go

@officialABAT He has Hit the ground running. Tomorrow, he’ll continue running. 😂

First day on the job #RenewedHope

@c_msa__ How much does prosthetic hand cost again? Asking for someone

@Thelmmss Kk kwanu ?

That “xup dr” I won’t reply it.

@JMGenesis14 @bod_republic There’s something called Inheritance

@bod_republic My own question is if hakimi mother pass away, how hakimi will get access to the property?

AIRTEL CHECK YOUR DM !!!!! @AirtelNigeria

@DanielRegha @Naija_PR They asked you for only one. Oversabi

@Naija_PR Apart from "chin chin and Tom tom" there are lots of names Nigerians repeat twice, but here's a few: Foods- goody goody, kuli kuli, puff-puff, Fio fio, garau garau, ngwo ngwo, moi moi, do-do (fried plantains), kaikai, jedi jedi etc. Words- chop chop, fast fast, now now, etc.

Drop your own!😅

@ZenithBank . To think u’ve been my main bank for over 12 years. I’ve filed charge back 3 times for declined transactions which I was debited for and nothing. It’s been 3 weeks. Lousy and inept af and I’m definitely moving my funds slowly till nothing is left

@NatashaAnyaorah @gidi_9ja @toyin_abraham1 I de tell you 😂😂 Spotify no do pass like this oh

@gidi_9ja @toyin_abraham1 Finally the lyrics don show 😂😂😂

For the first time, I met the incoming president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and he shared some of his Ideas, Visions and Strategy to solve the challenges before us, as a Nation. Listening to him indeed renewed my hope and reaffirmed why he is my choice.

GIVE AWAY TIME - Thanks to roq7.com, winning one of these powerbanks is easy. 1. Follow me here on twitter. 2. Retweet this post about the giveaway. 3. Send a DM to confirm you’ve completed 1 and 2 with your location in Nigeria.

@PO_GrassRootM They should arrest two Candidates. The ones who are thieves. I think we know who and who is going. 😆

BREAKING: A Presidential candidate may be arrested before 2023 general election.

@AmaraDeborah1 @Mbahdeyforyou 😂😂😂 werey

@Bejayxciv @Mbahdeyforyou Make im no reserve and save for next time?

@VinceGemelo @Mbahdeyforyou Na Davido do this flyover 😂😂😂

@Mbahdeyforyou He built this in his first tenure then lost his soul to APC for presidential ticket

@AmaraDeborah1 @Mbahdeyforyou I hear say he dey carry food flask go occasion for take away.

@Mbahdeyforyou Akpụ n' ofe onugbu, then hands over everything to God's hand and trabaye 🤭😊

@oldtrafford__ @FabrizioRomano @SkyNews He really doesn’t need your good luck. So don’t bother

@FabrizioRomano @SkyNews Professional owners unlike the player. Ronaldo is a disgrace and I don't wish him any luck

Avram Glazer about Cristiano Ronaldo contract terminated: “Well, I'll tell you about Cristiano Ronaldo - he's a great Manchester United player, I appreciate everything he's done for the club”, tells @SkyNews. 🚨🔴 #MUFC “I wish Ronaldo the best luck in the future”.

@toyor_pr If it’s not too late, here’s mine 😃

@BasseyEyo8 @Betodds1 @toyor_pr And two TVs. One hanging from the ceiling 😂

@Betodds1 @toyor_pr No space management here? This kind parlor suppose hv 2set of chairs

@Thelmmss @Fancieey Location for isi ewu. 😂😂

@Fancieey @Bejayxciv Wetin my dad dey find online first off ?😂

With carton 11,500, without carton 9,000. Cartons are gradually beccoming so expensive. Online vendors won’t wreck me. Please ship my slippers with nylon🥲