B-hop

this shit was genuinely so fucking funny (from my brothers snapchat)

@TerosOfCrete uhhhhhh…. no comment c:

@Bellhop79 Are you not The Pick Six Meal For 2 For $19.99? Did I follow the wrong account

today for april fools i let my students all pick a new name to go by for the day. tell me why one of em chose “The Pick Six Meal For 2 For $19.99”

someone said it's like seeing Spiderman swing by lmaoo

@Hoopss run me my money

$100 to anyone who could do this

@mejitwo biology is AMAZING chemistry physics is ENJOYABLE social science is INTERESTING computer science

stop pitting the sciences against each other biology is AMAZING chemistry is ENJOYABLE physics social science is INTERESTING computer science is FUN

Our moon. The average US citizen in a nutshell.

EVERYONE SIGN THIS RIGHT NOW

shit was funny as fuck for the first couple hours but by the end of the day i was so over saying allat 💀

@snowiecone kurtis conner

gun to your head name a canadian

just fell to my knees

I don't think people understand the gravity of the situation as the UN is preparing for possible nuclear weapon use in Iran. This is a picture of Tehran. For you uneducated, untraveled, never-served, warhawks licking your chops at the thought of bombing it. It's not some low population desert. There are families, children, family pets. Regular working class people with dreams. You're sick to want war. Tehran is a city of nearly 10,000,000 people. Imagine nuking Washington, Berlin, Paris, London, or beyond, bombed with nuclear weapons. I gave up my diplomatic career to leak this information. I suspended my duties so as not to be part of or a witness to this crime against humanity, in an attempt to prevent a nuclear winter before it is too late. Yesterday, nearly ten million people protested “No Kings” in the United States. The possibility of the use of nuclear weapons must be taken very seriously. It's dangerous. Act now. Spread this message worldwide. Take the streets. Protest for our humanity and future. Only the people can stop it. History will remember us.

There was never a doubt bro wasn’t going to pull this off

Opening twitter expecting to be immediately pissed off but see this instead

Cuba is not in a crisis because it is communist or has an authoritarian government, it’s having a catastrophic humanitarian crisis because the United States is carrying out an illegal siege against the island with the goal of starving and killing thousands for financial gain.

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

@Inyas2525 @modsiwW ur not supposed to, it’s high fashion. an art form rather than for practicality or every day wear

@modsiwW These are nice, but where am I realistically stepping out to in this? 😅

The solar system, but high fashion.

@TheFigen_ Oh my goodness, I’m crying. This soldier had no one to tap him out until a little boy from another family went to him. 😭💘

@yabujinftw man i would dump you too wtf 💀

was i the asshole for saying this when i dated my ex