Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE

One of the great spectator sports

So many trick or treaters last night we kept running out of coleslaw!

My USP as a podcast guest is, whatever the subject, I can move myself to noble tears

Thanks George Lucas, the kids are having nightmares cos I tried to show them Star Wars. The gratuitous jump-scare right at the start had them terrified. Children today HATE reading large blocks of text

@LissaKEvans we take it in turns to read to the 6y/o. I missed reading Wed Wabbit and am jealous! They’re laughing a lot and he is more gripped than I’ve seen him by a book before

Bond villain that covers naked women in salami

Pub’s a bit quiet tonight

Believe this is same font and colour scheme as Strongbow cider

men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i’ve actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i’ve truly hit so many with my car

@nicdoye All of them. Concurrently. Sequentially. All over that archipelago. Only in self defence obvs

@BenClover_ Even Snorkmaiden? You monster!

I’m not an aggressive guy and I abhor violence, real or depicted. It’s a curse on our species. But if I had to I could fuck up literally any Moomin. No problem

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

Yes, some of the younger generation CAN dance the Macarena, but it feels very technical, like they haven’t understood the meaning

“Hi Dan, 16 of your 45 projects are at risk” seems a mental thing for a purple, back-combed llama to whisper in your ear. Worried for Dan

Guy in the middle is most annoyed at Poirot’s damn-fool questions. One on the left amused at his presumption. Guy on the right did it in revenge for the murder of his illegitimate half-brother

No babe i follow her because it's Christlike to befriend prostitutes. Her too. Yeah and her

I wish the headline made clear that she’s donating the money which is cool and good and if there’s no room for forgiveness then there’s no room for people to do better

My theory is that all the data centers being forced on us aren’t for future public demand, they’re for current military/govt demand—that AI is the backbone of the new surveillance state but they can’t say that so they pretend it’s because people love making videos of Pikachu.

@MKupperman This incident needs to be better known

I have a vision, a way forward for our politics. Google "erfurt latrine disaster"

RIP Patricia Routledge. As a mark of respect I’ve laid a bucket of flowers outside her house