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Best prank ever and with a four-gone conclusion!
Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸@MikeBales
Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.” The Incident According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday. Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center. The Numbering Scheme The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff. “We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.” Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event. Police Response Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.” One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.” All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.” Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.” Charges Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.” The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.” Community Reaction Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.” A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.
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Y'all know the Japanese thing was meant to distract you, right?
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@greg16676935420 Return it on 12/31 and resteal on 1/1. I love a good loophole!
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@CitiZenSleuthX @goodvibes4680 BBB signal, pulte signal, and purple paisley tie (pp) signal
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onlyFarms: an app where you pay cute girls to quit onlyFans , start a wholesome lifestyle on the farm instead and teach you farm skills...
sundresses, milking cows, churning butter, picking fresh fruit, knitting scarves, baking sourdough bread.
you in?
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If they are being honest, yes.
male virginity ≈ no one else wants him so I shouldn’t either
Basic social proof situation, folks.
Pat Stedman | Dating & Relationship Coach for Men@Pat_Stedman
9/10 women will tell you that they either DON'T prefer a virgin man or are indifferent to it. Three main reasons: 1) Indicates low preselection by other women 2) Presumed to be bad in bed 3) Makes the woman feel slutty I am not saying guys shouldn't be virgins if that's what their conscience and faith tells them. These issues can be mitigated with the proper framing and timing (of revelation). But the last reason to be celibate is because you think it will improve your chances with women. And yes that includes virgin women... especially the ones who aren't crippled with shame around sex.
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It has now been 2 months since @ryancohen’s “really really big” announcement and cancellation of his interview with Charles Payne.
Nothing has happened.
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@RichOToole Not even fair. Texas will dominate. My neighbor sells meat from his driveway that other nations can’t imagine. It’s a gift, a talent and Texas owns it!
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There needs to be a BBQ Olympics. Each country goes head to head smoking their best cuts of meat. 🥇
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@JoshuaLisec Yeah, seriously. Honestly, most people see the shopping cart theory as a meme at this point, but the little things that people do in spite of little/no reward because they care are a better indicator of someone’s heart than most overt actions or statements.
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Y'all are "vetting" potential spouses for everything except what matters 20 years from now.
Put these at the top of your vetting list:
- Polite to service workers
- Thoughtful when others forget
- Keeps promises even for little things
- Able to release anger without tantrums
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Red Cat 🇺🇸 retweetledi
The number one rule in Game Theory:
Never reveal your position.
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Not sure how I feel about this
Claude Krause@ClaudesBBQ
I’ll give to you the banana nut bread and barbecue beef breakfast sandwich
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@JoshuaLisec I’m finding out that Mark knows Doug has a good marriage.
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What are we even doing here…
An0maly@LegendaryEnergy
Megyn Kelly: I heard you have a small pee pee Mark Levin: I heard you give amazing blowjobs
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@LasagnaFried @RichOToole Thought it was the same lady that gives treats if you go to church 😂
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@BenD1040 @RichOToole That wasn’t me! But was a super sweet gesture by someone else.
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I saw @RichOToole tonight; his show was amazing and I hope y’all get to watch him play and sing sometime soon. 🤗
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@EliotBeacon @scsimodem @JoshuaLisec Unless God has directly commanded you to marry a whore, it’s a bad idea.
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@scsimodem @JoshuaLisec Have you read the book of Hosea and do you understand its meaning?
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“all good people are literally as bad as the bad people, and the WORST people of all are those who try to be good/better”
It’s like a game show and I’m being punked
Evangelicals can’t actually think this
You can’t
Ellie Beacon@EliotBeacon
@JoshuaLisec Ok, so you hate the gospel. Pattern checks out.
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he really lets his asian side out when he gets behind the wheel
Resist Wire@ResistWire
BREAKING: Tiger Woods involved in a rollover crash in Florida, according to ABC News.
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