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@BenJBrand

i am decidedly so • he/him

Albuquerque, NM Katılım Eylül 2012
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cowboy beepboop@BenJBrand·
@Absurd_Ruka wow, why are all the english people so mad under this post? ah, right… they’re all chronically dehydrated.
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Ruk@Absurd_Ruka·
Checking in on Argentina:
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cowboy beepboop@BenJBrand·
@Dasani_UK @79hfg3n3948rhf0 no bc something about the first few minutes (aside from the monkeys) feels like a nice warm hug and if you’re not careful you’ll absolutely fall victim to the eye flutters
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DASANI@Dasani_UK·
@79hfg3n3948rhf0 I always fall asleep watching the start of this movie but I need to give it another chance
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cowboy beepboop@BenJBrand·
@mattxiv i admit i haven’t don’t a ton of research into it, but i always assumed everlane was just a luxe fast fashion company like quince
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cowboy beepboop@BenJBrand·
@facetedcarapace somewhat relevant: when i make oatmeal i like to add in frozen berries so when its done cooking its a pleasant pinky-purple color i call it pretty porridge
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Geoffrey@IconEnjoyer·
I'll never forget the woman that was like "you single boys need to get in the gym the first thing I noticed about my fiancé were his biceps" and then she posted her wedding photos and he had no biceps lmao
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empanada daddy
empanada daddy@empanadadaddy23·
Where do you guys buy your little gay summer shorts?
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Sam@iamstupid420·
are any gay guys into cars
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cowboy beepboop@BenJBrand·
@PanderShirts hey, i know you’re only doing this as a bit, but im still going to engage with it as though you were being serious. 1/237
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Pander 🇵🇸@PanderShirts·
gen z both being obsessed with being queer AND extremely sex negative is producing hilarious discourse on here.
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Zweil@somethings_awry·
Corndog focaccia?
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Connie Lingus
Connie Lingus@Dennisthegrimac·
@gatoliminal I once told a book store cashier about the time I was left glazed with cum at a party I was at
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🥐@gatoliminal·
customers will casually tell you how pink their pussy is if you let them talk for long enough
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Natalie Wolchover@nattyover·
Bacteria move around using a molecular machine called the flagellar motor that rotates faster than the flywheel of a race car engine and switches directions in an instant. After 50 yrs, scientists have finally figured out how it works. “My lifelong quest is now fulfilled.” Link⤵️
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cowboy beepboop@BenJBrand·
@BlackLanterrn its almost as if gen z being obsessed with being queer and extremely sex negative is producing some… discourse
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Swolecialist@BlackLanterrn·
Idk who taught twitter the term “sex tourism” but it doesnt really apply to gay men in the same way it applies to straight men
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@crushcherish
@crushcherish@crushcherish·
@BenJBrand @PanderShirts No, not really. I think not wanting to be fat is normal. I think the not wanting to be ugly thing could be alarming/mental health worrying - but it's not as dramatic as youre imagining.
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Pander 🇵🇸@PanderShirts·
So did growing up with instagram make everyone obsessed with their appearance more than ever in history? Because everyone under 25 on here seems to live in constant fear of being ugly/fat/old
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@crushcherish
@crushcherish@crushcherish·
@PanderShirts Im not in constant fear of being ugly/fat but if I was I'd "unalive" myself (Fuck you twitter TOS). I'd never let myself be fat or ugly.
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Sam S@SammyShills·
@BenjaminCrew1 objectively funnier that it switched hands and revamped in 1942, smack dab in the middle of WWII food rationing
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·
New Orleans' famous Cafe Du Monde being open since 1862 is fascinating because the city was actively being captured by Union forces and some guy said "This is a perfect time to open my coffee & beignet stand"
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cowboy beepboop@BenJBrand·
@pvncture_ritual these are the kind of people who buy a tattoo machine on aliexpress and start posting “sleeves for $250”
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flesh connoisseur ⚧️
flesh connoisseur ⚧️@pvncture_ritual·
The fact that people are still this bold about saying shit like this publicly is just so fucking defeating. If you are worried about being discriminated against due to your status, please do not hesitate to reach out to be put in touch with a safe artist.
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flesh connoisseur ⚧️@pvncture_ritual

Fyi if you're a tattoo artist/ piercer who tells clients who are HIV positive that you cant do work on them you are a fucking bitch

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