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mike
@mbzuniga
I enjoy mma, music, and anything funny.
Utah, USA Katılım Kasım 2011
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@bentleyliz2 If you did the horrible thing he did and got away with it you’d probably need some help sleeping too.
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@therobbieharvey I got your Apology hanging low. And because of you, I'm gonna donate another $100 to Chuds crowd funding.
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BREAKING: According to the arrest warrant, Chud the Builder pulled his weapon BEFORE the altercation.
The arrest warrant specifically states Eatherly stood in a “bladed stance” and reached for his firearm. “Thereafter, a physical altercation ensued.”
Translation, Joshua Fox saw Chud pull his weapon and acted in self-defense.
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Michael Che pulled out of Kevin Hart roast before shading white writers for jokes about ‘slavery, sex crimes, slurs’ trib.al/lwnVwtt
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Remember Michael Che's HBO sketch show? Neither does anyone else.
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Wait. He’s living in a hotel room with his wife and kids? Well, fuck him then. Let’s re-elect the corrupt, lying communist who let his house burn down.
TMZ@TMZ
Spencer Pratt has gained traction in his campaign for L.A. Mayor by showing what he says Karen Bass did to his family -- forcing them to live in a trailer after his home burned down. Though, Pratt has really been staying at the Hotel Bel-Air for more than a month. Mind you, you can't get a room for less than $1,500 a night.
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@bidro287 @jakester611980 @luisjgomez Brother, calling you a faggot isn’t a crime. Calling you a faggot then brandishing a pistol when you say something back is. Doing it over and over again on film then shooting someone isn’t a good look.
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@jakester611980 @luisjgomez What’s ur stance on free speech? Only the polite words are allowed? The bad words are inciting violence therefore the person speaking those words should be attacked?
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People are not killed by punches very often. This is extremely rare.
Jeremy ball@Jeremy_balla2
@luisjgomez @grok Luis please do realize people get killed by KO's all the time. If you try to bash someone's head in, they will simply believe their life is in danger. albeit, this case is different, chud had it coming and the attacker is not innocent. Pre-meditated on both ends Id assume.
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okay, another microgenre: "bands where the lead singer is not the most famous one". only other example I can think of is Santana
culture@notgwendalupe
21 years ago, Fall Out Boy released 'Sugar, We're Going Down'
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@TheGoblinnn I was in Oregon and got hit with some pretty hard rain and there was a person doing like 30 in the fast lane and was honking and flashing their lights at anyone that passed them. It was insane.
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Since moving out of the Midwest, one of the most shocking changes I noticed was how incapable the rest of the country is at driving in rain or snow. California drivers will full on pull over during mild rain. Going 20 under when the road’s barely wet. It’s unbelievable
constans@constans
Why is this a thing? I had no idea people did this
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Did anyone else tape this on VHS from Comedy Central and watch it a thousand times in a row
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@yorpdorp @GODFazool still… i just don’t know if he knows who he is
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@Jordan89935572 @robintran04 Nah jay crushed it. He went in to be funny and that’s what he did. Just being a silly boy.
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@robintran04 I liked Big Jay the most personally. I may biased because he was my favorite going in.
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He did not have the best set of the night even if you personally felt it was the funniest, Sheryl Underwood got two standing ovations after his set
Luke Eddie@NoneYaBennis
@robintran04 Pretty sure he’s happy that he had the best set of the night lol
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@_vandul Honestly Patrice kinda stunk. Elephant in the room isn’r really funny. I feel like because he died a bunch of people that were open mic comics that were intimidated by him still hold him in some mythical status. Had he lived I think he wouldn’t have been regarded as highly today.
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@ZASpookshow @Shane_Simon Happy for you guys. Good to see Mullen working too.
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@Shane_Simon Nope sorry I wrote for mostly Shane, but thank you that’s a great joke I wish I did think of
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I really want to believe that "Nikki/Substance" joke was the creation of @ZASpookshow...
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@skyler_higley That’s why jay was the best. Just trying to be funny and silly.
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So funny how roasts have become comedians who genuinely hate each other calling each other out for their moral and ideological failures. Didn’t used to feel that serious.
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Is Big Jay Oakerson the only person Kevin Hart didn't mention? At least he got 15 to 20 corporate plugs in
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@daltonleepruitt No. He’s the 2nd best character on the show behind Jean Ralphio.
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I have been corrected that Ron Swanson is epic bacon Chuck Norris. I think it’s fair to say the character is both epic bacon Chuck Norris & stomp clap hey ho. My point is I went back & watched some Parks & Rec again for the first time since it ended & found Ron to be insufferable
Dalton Pruitt@daltonleepruitt
Looking back on it now, Ron Swanson is the tv character version of stomp clap hey ho music
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So now none of yall care if a car parks right in front of your house on a public street…? Most of yall lying. Even if its legal most people just dont continuously park in front of other peoples houses be forreal. Also most people would have a problem with it they wouldn’t just tell their family “Oh Idk who’s car that is but its a public street so they can park there”
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@WonderbreadMMA Landing a fluke punch, having someone break their leg against you, and then getting knocked out 4 times in a row isn’t HOF material?!?
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@megbasham While I don’t think Kendrick Lamar is a better songwriter the Billy Joel times have changed greatly. back in the 70s even 80s There were a lot of musicians and people that didn’t get writing credits on songs that they had major input on.
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On the left is how many people Kendrick Lamar needs to write a song. On the right is how many people Billy Joel needs to write a song. Enough said.
Sami Gold@souljagoyteller
Kendrick Lamar is absolutely a better songwriter than Billy Joel lol
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I blended his skin tones the best I could with his vitiligo. I talked him into us not shaving all his facial hair. He was very attached to be clean shaven, so it wasn’t easy.
Yurassicpark@fandelasado
@wingheart Hi Karen, big fan of your work. Could you share a bit about the creative idea behind MJ’s late-’99 darker makeup & styling era (TV Guide/MTV)? Thanks!
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