➖Ben Capper➖

@stan_chow There’s a lot to unpack there

Southampton should be docked even more points for their badly designed badge… technically there’s so much wrong with it!

#Manchester: an historic property will be available to rent from October. 2100sq ft, private entrance, private parking. In a building that will forever be part of Manchester music history. Manchester friends, please share. For more information DM me. 🙏 #manchesterproperty

@TheWavyRed Sell.

Honest thoughts on Zirkzee. Sell, Keep or Loan?

@SamJDean So you’re arguing that the individual player of the year award should be awarded on the basis of team performance? (your team in this case). Erm, nice one. Ever considered politics?

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@paulenglish1961 Update: reading the troll bullshit replies to this post only confirms you’re doing the right thing Paul - all the best to you mate

@paulenglish1961 Stopped regularly using twitter a few years back as it mostly feels like talking into a black hole. But now with the added bonus of ignorance, racism, maga, and lunatics. #UTFR

Sorry to say I’ve pretty much decided to scale back my posts on this platform. I’m not coming off completely, but my days of spending 4 or 5 hours a day producing posts seen by about 500 people have got to come to an end. I’m fed up on my own feed seeing countless posts about Trump or Elon Musk or random people from the USA who are constantly spouting their MAGA nonsense. For an account that is purely about Manchester United you have got to ask yourself what algorithms is Musk telling his people to inflict on others? I’ve had enough. #MUFC #UTFR #GGMU #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd

@oelma__ @blastation ❤️

Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden

This is the biggest sale we have ever done and will ever do. Basically if we are going to be around in 2026 we need you to fill your boots. Our bank account is empty. We need your help. 🫡🌶️ sale ends Sunday 10pm worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk

CIS Tower reception area, Manchester, UK (1970)

When going home from pub I'll often go to local Chinese and order a curry for delivery. Wait until it's ready and ask the driver where he's delivering to. When he tells me I say that's mine and give him a tenner to drop me off with the curry. Saves paying twenty quid on a taxi

Wilfulness is not a crime… TONY WILSON.

@BPete1970 @ManUtd @adidasUK The club is slipping further and further away from the fans. If the new stadium goes ahead it will be more of the same. Owned by corporates, funded by corporates, corporate fanbase, real fans are ignored, pushed out and undervalued 😞 💰 I don’t see how this will change 😞

So our club in nutshell . Make it harder for ordinary fans to pass tickets to mates & family members. They allow access to players to ‘toxic you tubers ‘who cause division in our fan base & they sanction a sponsor to put embarrassing crap like this out . 🙄👎 @ManUtd @adidasUK

This morning, Russian cruelty struck again, killing men, women and children in the city of Sumy. 
A barbaric attack, made even more vile as people gathered peacefully to celebrate Palm Sunday. This latest escalation is a grim reminder: Russia was and remains the aggressor, in blatant violation of international law. Strong measures are urgently needed to enforce a ceasefire. Europe will continue to reach out to partners and maintain strong pressure on Russia until the bloodshed ends and a just and lasting peace is achieved, on Ukraine’s terms and conditions. The victims of today’s attack, their families, and all Ukrainians are in our hearts. Today and every day. 
Europe stands with Ukraine and President @ZelenskyyUa.

@WorldFamousHot1 Shhh. They’re reading this you know. 👀

This thread is amazing. People are fucking mental.

An international tariff war only serves to create mistrust, uncertainty & inflation. Sure there may be gains, reshuffling of rates etc. But we’ve seen how fast sentiment can turn on a global ‘untouchable’ brand like Tesla. Trump risks turning global sentiment against brand USA.

@carl_thompson70 just walked down here last Friday on my way to the fish hut! 🍟 🐟

Castlefield Manchester

Val Lumnezia in Graubünden Switzerland

Unedited iPhone photo taken on 31.12.24 at 22.50h in Val Lumnezia. 10 second shutter speed. Is that fog or polar light? @SRF #asktwitter #askx @WMO @jodrellbank

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THATS AMORIM!! 🔴⚫️⚪️ #MUFC #AmorimDay