Ben

I've lived in Indiana my entire life. Whether it's basketball, 64-ounce sodas from the gas stations or smoking, we never quit. #Pacers

Maybe I’d pay attention to you if you smelled like breakfast potatoes.

Joke’s on you, I don’t know how to make a long story short

my red flag, you ask? mmmmmm probably my somewhat laissez-faire use of paper towels. if I had to pick

guess we’re the only ones doing free baggage now

hey bartender can you line up 17 shot glasses and fill them with different types of soup

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

My son has until he’s 3 years old to display any athletic/intellectual talent and if I’m not seeing it he’s going on the corn syrup and red dye diet for operation Rizzler

Céline Dion on her first day as a loan advisor

My flabber has been gasted.

The only answer is Dolly Parton.

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

@therealaiysha i’m sorry i stand by this

what’s everyone wearing for toyotathon?

Dressed for the very important occasion (having good soup)

This meeting could have been a fist fight

@TaylorFC14 you jinxed it

The Colts will finally have a Taylor Richardson backfield. What a time to be alive!

it’s barely noon and this indy 500 crowd is the most wasted crowd i’ve ever seen lmfaoo i love the midwest