Ben Meynell

@taskmasterfan @LiamRitchie1

taskmaster task for season 21 is going to be “dispose of this kit kats in the most creative way possible your time starts now”

Question Time can confirm that panellists who are not politicians are offered an appearance fee of £150.

What a fucking beg for Liverpool man

Selling Isak and Tonali before the likes of Willock and co would be very difficult to come to terms with, I won't delude myself otherwise. Club has to do far better at becoming a destination club that top players buy into, it felt that was happening during the Ashworth years.

@NUFCBlogcouk What’s point of us having any youngsters when Howe insists on multiple keepers on the bench

🇪🇨 Newcastle moving for Ecuador talent Johan Martinez (16) would make sense. #NUFC appointed Thomas Federspiel in December as our new global talent scout for Brazil, Colombia & Ecuador. Independiente del Valle one of the top academies in South America.

@Gabriels_Daddy_ @codyhaine91 @BBCNews I agree, a devastating incident and I can’t imagine the pain, but if it informs others of the dangers then it needs read

@codyhaine91 @BBCNews It’s actually important and other families could learn from it

Bruce baby grandson died after 'unsafe sleep position' bbc.in/4c2jhvW

I didn't expect much from tonight but my god the lads sucked me into believing it was possible and then just absolutely throttled me #NUFC

Eddie Howe as soon as the opposition manager adapts to his counter attacking hoofball #BARNEW

Wissa doesn't acknowledge anyone, not even the camera He couldn't wait to get off the pitch Nowhere to be seen for team photo That cunt has come here for a fortune after forcing his move & stank up the place. Disgrace to the number 9 shirt. Take it off him. Not joking. #nufc

Tottenham’s goalkeeper union have definitely got a bet on them getting relegated 🤣

Enjoy Cheltenham, everyone

Me on Tuesday having backed 7 losers on the first day of Cheltenham

Woltemade in midfield

@ronnabe @Im_RobM @LiamRitchie1

Me designing my manager face on Football Manager 2021:

I am sadly not above rewatching the Cundy “to dare is to poo” clip 35 times today

@caseysean51 @LiamRitchie1 called it a long time ago

Tottenham fans next season

Congratulations to 11-year-old William Osula from Denmark, winner of today's MU Soccer Schools World Skills Final.

She’s better than Osula ffs