ON TODAYS BRAIN ROT NEWS
• Trump to unveil $1.5 trillion defense budget
• Pam Bondi fired, Tulsi Gabbard rumored next to go
• ZachXBTs says Circle had hours after Drift exploit but took no action
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Crypto exchange Coinbase expects a deal on the Clarity Act’s stablecoin rules in the next 2 days.
The crypto market structure bill is expected to pass and be signed into law in 2026.
Trying to change my bathroom faucet but cannot remove these lock nuts. Basin wrench does not work here. What would be the appropriate method to get these off?
THE MATCHUP YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR 🤯
@Ninadrama vs Ellie Dempster is going to be one for the books!
[ $VET #PowerSlap19 | April 17 at @Cosmopolitan_LV | Tickets at link in bio 🎟️ ]
@AshCrypto The good thing is, I trust the computer nerds in charge of this technology to make the changes necessary to protect it, and they will do it before the big banks do.
🚨 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WILD
Google just released a quantum paper, and it's really a nightmare.
Here's what you need to know:
- Breaking crypto encryption now only requires 500,000 qubits. That’s 20 times less than what experts previously thought was needed.
- An attack could happen in just 9 minutes. Bitcoin’s block confirmation takes longer than that.
- The top 1,000 Ethereum wallets could be cracked in 9 days.
Crypto projects have roughly 3 years to upgrade their security before quantum computers make current encryption obsolete.