Ben Tweken

@uniformcritic Yordan numbers

Willie Stargell’s first half numbers on this night in 1971 at the All Star Game…

@DodgingDarwin @OleTimeHardball Cocaine problems

@OleTimeHardball Was definitely a stud. I honestly can't remember what happened with him. Was it arm problems, or head problems?

Two seasons into his career Dwight Gooden was 41-13 with a 2.00 ERA, 23 CG, 11 Shutouts, and had captured a Rookie of the Year, Triple Crown, and Cy Young Award He was 20

@LFleezy23 @HoustonTexans @AdamSchefter @grok Tommy Boy runs it all now

@HoustonTexans @AdamSchefter RIP Janice! @grok who runs everything now.

It is with profound sadness that we announce Houston Texans Co-Founder and Senior Chair Janice S. McNair passed away peacefully in Houston this afternoon with her family by her side. Mrs. McNair was 89 years old.

@SirBylHolte Don't take those,man

The 10 Greatest Movie Catchphrases Of All Time: 1. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. 2. I’m your huckleberry. 3. Get away from her you bitch! 4. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! 5. Here’s looking at you, kid. 6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 7. Say hello to my little friend! 8. You can’t handle the truth! 9. Houston, we have a problem. 10. May the Force be with you. What are your favorites?

@miles_commodore Not at all, you jive turkey

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit. I think it’s funny.

@WrestlePurists The midget cop got launched lol

OBA FEMI DESTROYS EVERYONE IN SIGHT 😭 #WWERAW

@AmazingPopPod You live in a fucking desert!!!

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Sam Kinison?

@Fredscottwn3 Rhohipinol

What drug relaxes you like marijuana but stronger

@ShaneHelmsCom That tweek ages you

@notgaetti You forgot he throws 105. Tommy John just a matter of when

In the age of "bullpen days" and five-and-dive starters, marquee pitching matchups are so few and far between. We were supposed to have Jacob Misiorowski going against Paul Skenes today, but won't get it because a 24 year old pro athlete that averages 6 IP per start is tired.

@SpaceCityHN @astros

Today’s @astros #Chevy #StroPoll: The first MLB HR Derby took place in 1985. So, If you could go back in time, who would you most want to watch compete in a HR Derby out of these 4 HOF Sluggers?

@WillKunkelV 5 bucks?

Houston Astros have traded IF Braden Shewmake to the Brewers in exchange for cash considerations...Shewmake was designated for assignment by the Astros on Friday.

@ScuderiaEv Y'all just shoot each other. Make it easy

YOOOOOO!!!!! THIS TYPE OF SHIT never happens to us Black ppl. We respect Mother Nature and don’t play in her face 😂🤣😂

@RexhaRexhaRexha Fat drunk wigger Post was cool

Post Malone reveals Bud Light gave him a fridge that that restock for him and that he pays his friend $1,000 a day to do beer bongs for him. "This is Alec, he's the beer bong guy. I keep him around, makes $1,000 a day just doing beer bongs."

@Raion74_ Don't fuck with The Bloodline

Hager was a wrestler, MMA fighter and Power Slap competitor. They need to study his brain, it's probably like something we've never seen before

Hardest working rappers of all-time: 1) Eminem 2) Paul Wall 3) Action Bronson 4) Logic 5) Asher Roth 6) Post Malone 7) Mac Miller 8) Mackelmore 9) Will Smith 10) Machine Gun Kelly

@kaitlancollins Oh boy, you're gonna get an ass chewing next press conference

Sources told CNN that Trump has been fuming at the reports of security concerns surrounding the $400 million gift from Qatar, and was embarrassed and angry when it became public that that the plane was not equipped enough to be flown directly from the NATO cnn.com/2026/07/11/pol…

@enews Got sober in 2020? COVID? Everybody I know got high and drunk

Paris Jackson Shares How She Coped With "Hard Times" in Her Life Before Sobriety eonline.com/news/1433882/p…

@WillGuillory Reed looking like he came straight from a 24 hr poker session

Amen Thompson, Jabari Smith Jr., Reed Sheppard and Ime Udoka are courtside for today's Rockets game

@SleeperAstros See ya. Allen can go too. Dime a dozen terrible hitting shortstops

Wow