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@_developit I personally find the review distribution to be more reliable than the review itself. Typical fake good reviews are very bipolar: lots of 5 star (fake) reviews and 1 star (real) reviews. True good reviews distribute more logically where 5 star is the most, etc.

Is there a less terrible way to find stuff on Amazon? Sorting by "Avg Customer Review" doesn't work because all reviews are astroturfed, and "Featured" seems to just be whoever paid for the top spot...

@ouisncf 's login for email is case-sensitive 😂😅😱

@ConanOBrien I've always thought of it as Super Mario (and his) bros 😂

I hate to get political on here, but if they're the Super Mario Bros, then isn't Mario their last name? So it's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario? Anyway, end farm subsidies.

# of laptops I've used since 2008: 2 (Thinkpad R61i, mid 2012 15" Macbook Pro) # of phones I've used since 2008: 11 😂 (Nokia 6300, 2 Samsung feature phones, a Dopod PDA, iPhone 1/4/5s/7/7+, Essential Phone, Redmi) What about you? #ThoughtOfTheDay #tech @CNETUK @CNET

Watch Blue Planet and chill 🐳

@msdevUK (✪ω✪)

We can all agree emojis can sometimes get a bit much. Add ASCII into the mix however... (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ See an extensive list of ASCII emoticons here: msft.it/6016TEYyq We apologies to your coworkers in advance.

@TheLarkInn 😂 😂 😂 the robots are coming

刀削面？！ 看好！

Gosh I'm curious what's gonna happen when my car runs out of Mem 😂

@NikkitaFTW Double negative cancels each other into a positive. It's plain math 😂

Why would Germany put post offices in the mall? Malls are bad and post offices too. Why combine them ?

@TheLarkInn I ❤️ every php joke 😂. Php almost made me quit programming when I was first starting out

Why is #facebookdown and #instagramdown?

Oh yeah, it is happening 🤩

@krzKaczor @TypeScriptConf It's happening?! I checked a few days ago and saw nothing 😂

Just bought a @TypeScriptConf 2019 ticket! I hope to see you all again this year!

"Despite Google’s security program, and despite their active collaboration with leading security researchers through generous bug bounty programs, it still suffers from memory corruption attacks related to the use of C and C++” Time to go @rustlang @ChromiumDev

Google Confirms Serious Chrome Security Problem - Here's How To Fix It forbes.com/sites/daveywin…

Scary...

Whoa, this is an ES6 gotcha I never caught/knew about before. Hard-bound functions can be `new` constructed, but Hard-bound concise methods cannot. Hmmmm...

"They must be released," says Dmitry Kobylkin @MNR_Government Officials in Russia have charged the owners of a Far East "whale prison" keeping some 100 orcas and belugas in small, crowded pools