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@jonforeman settle an argument for me and my friend. Were you at the Flying M Coffeegarage in Nampa on Saturday?

Shiba Inus are cute, but they are also bullies.

@eanhammond @AngelaEWeiler You have retirement?

After being together for eleven months and moving across the country for me, my partner forgot to text me good morning for the first time so obviously he doesn’t love me anymore

🚨Championship Match🚨 #CCMTournament2023 Switchfoot / Five Iron Frenzy @switchfoot @fiveironfrenzy Pill is in the tweet below

@edgykristina Isn't music in the service the only part that is worship?

@eanhammond Are you telling me you didn't get the job with the reformed baptists?

@eanhammond @SophicThunder @lindsayfickas Also, yes! They ended up changing their name to Living Hope.

@eanhammond @SophicThunder @lindsayfickas You were the backyard.

@lindsayfickas @eanhammond did you see the church in Nampa called New Direction?

@jacobhuneycutt_ I knew a girl in my school whose grandpa was friends with Hitler before his atrocities. This just reminded me of that.

@eanhammond Goodbye ean

@dmcgovney @tmotsenbocker I thought they were called mitches.

@tmotsenbocker I always thought male witches were called warlocks??

I mean it. Literal witches. Maybe the man witches are called wizards

Someone should do a take on the #asburyrevival where they go to another college. They talk about how the revival has class and meals. They are confused because it is nothing like what they saw online. Then, at the end, they realize their a dork.

@tmotsenbocker I've read that poem.

There’s witches at this beach. They’re all squatted down looking in the tide pools

@eanhammond @muchl8r I thought it was a school for circus clowns this entire time.

I’m chronically punctual… unless I have to be somewhere before 7am. Then all bets are off.

Hanging out with @eanhammond right now. Sipping wine and listening to goofs argue.

@catturd2 Cool story bro.

If I was vaccinated - I’d be scared shitless everyday for the rest of my life.

@BillyM2k This is uncanny valley but for dogs.

@womnofvalr Did you lose your taste because of Covid?

@eanhammond The future is still bright if you carry a lantern along the way.