Nazmuzzaman Khan

@sebastianbaughh That's a proper F1 driver

Verstappen got asked a question about if losing his head cost him the championship in 2025 and his response was to lose his head at the journalist and then lose his head at the journalist again 4 months later

every male over 30’s common enemies: - being tired at 9pm - 3am toilet trip that fully wakes you up - being cold and warm at the same time - start talking about weather analysis - opening the fridge every 10 minutes as if something new will appear

@topskillsportuk @Telegraph honest to god, i read adolf hitler

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Adolf Hütter is SET to become Tottenham’s NEW head coach, succeeding Igor Tudor. ⚪️👔 The Austrian is expected to sign in the coming days. More soon! 👀⏳ —@Telegraph

@henrywinter Have u seen the match? Spurs were super unlucky. Hit the post 3 times? They could've been 2-0 at 30 mins

Tottenham Hotspur are going down unless they show some fight. Spurs fans played their part backing the team, giving the squad that powerful greet before the Forest game. A few players like Archie Gray play their part, fighting for the cause, a 20-year-old showing more commitment than some senior players. It’s not about ability or reputation now, it’s concentration and commitment. It's about fight. Forest showed it. Morgan Gibbs-White, a player Spurs were desperate to bring in for his character as well as playing calibre, highlighted what Spurs miss. “They have got that incredible talent but we showed that fight, hunger and desire more than them,” Gibbs-White told Match of the Day. That fight, hunger and desire to stay with a runner, to block a cross, to compete for a cross, for a ball, for a loose ball, to rage against the dying of the Premier League light. Djed Spence, Mathys Tel and Kevin Danso switched off for the Forest goals. Others culpable, too. Blame also lies with the recruitment for bringing in some individuals who have the flair but not the fight. It’s not new, it even pre-dates Antonio Conte’s lambasting of players and the club culture. It’s a lack of leadership. It’s an issue of mismanagement from on high, as much as poor management from the dugout. Igor Tudor is out of his depth, clearly, but he’s only part of the problem. The whole club needs a reset. A proper, independent all-areas review of the club should come in the summer. For now, it's about players waking up from this sleepwalk towards the Championship. It’ll be one of the biggest stories in the 34 years of the Premier League if Tottenham go down with their history, stadium, fanbase. Spurs were one of the “big five” clubs whose chairmen drove the original breakaway from the Football League in 1992. Damaging financially, £150m minimum. Damaging for recruitment – of players and coaches. Would Mauricio Pochettino return if Spurs were in the Championship, a world away from the Premier League, let alone Champions League? It would trigger an exodus/sale of players. The only ones who can stop the drop will not suffer long-term - beyond having the stain of relegation on their playing records. Spurs are currently 17th on 30 points, without a PL win since Dec 28. They probably need a minimum of eight points from Sunderland away, Brighton home, Wolves away, Villa away, Leeds home, Chelsea away and Everton home. Eight points from seven games. Sounds doable. But do they have the fight, hunger and desire? #THFC

@Blessing_Olivi Some people never watched actual football and only played Fifa and threw stats , it shows.

Rooney V. Neymar Career. Goals Rooney - 364 Neymar - 448 Assists Rooney - 164 Neymar - 250+ Dribbles Rooney - Less than 300 Neymar - 3,084 Trophies Rooney - 16 Neymar - 39 Awards Rooney - Less than 20 Neymar - More than 70 Ballon D'or finish Rooney - 5th Neymar - 3rd Eye Test Neymar ✅ Free kick Rooney - 16 Neymar - 24 Market Value Rooney - €65m Neymar - €222m Rooney could put on the microphone and speak till eternity but he's never touching the level Neymar touched.

“rate your top 3 best looking drivers?” “TOP 3 BEST LOOKING DRIVERS OH MY GOD HAHHAHAHA WHAT LOL WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT THATS CRAZY OMGGGGG IVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE GIRL UR INSANEEE I MEANNN AHH LOL Charles Carlos Lewis.”

@CtrlAltDwayne probably because they have to use Jira/Confluence for project management

I genuinely don't know how Atlassian is still alive. Every dev on earth hates Jira. They've made nothing but stupid acquisitions. Loom. Trello. DX. The Browser Company. Just collecting startups like Pokemon cards. Meanwhile the founders are sitting in their multi-million dollar properties while the company bleeds money. It's incredible.

@oliviscusAI the moment you said summaries, i lost all interest

Uploading raw PDFs to Claude is officially a waste of tokens 🤯 AlphaXiv just dropped a new skill that extracts arXiv IDs and fetches pre-built, machine-readable summaries. It feeds your model pure signal, the problem, approach, and results in seconds. 100% Free.

Babies stop crawling on a glass floor, revealing early depth perception and fear of heights.

@latterdaylaura What you discovered is called Reinforced Learning in AI field!

Kids are into Pokemon cards right now so we got them each a little binder for their cards. Then we bought 500 cards on marketplace for $20. Each task they complete, they get to add a card to their binder. One kid cheered when I said they could unload the dishwasher for a Pokemon card

Striking image from the new Anthropic labor market impact report.

One of our most quoted quotes right now is from our three-year-old daughter when she was FaceTiming my parents after the death and burial of her big brother’s dog, Jake. “What happened to Jake?” my dad asked her. “He dead,” she said. “He is??” “Yeah, he gone,” she added. “Man,” said Dad. “He in da mud,” she finished. My mom said she wants those words on her tombstone. She dead. She gone. She in da mud.

@saradietschy Just ordered a new phone with Max support cover

Having a toddler is peak emotion regulation My daughter took my phone today and chucked it on the concrete ground at the park This phone has literally been thrown off my car roof at 30mph and didn't break. But somehow she threw it at the perfect angle to shatter the screen. I stared at her for like 5 seconds and then had a genius appt booked in the next 5. Just gotta keep swimming 🙃

@YouTube it's not working on my phone. my kids need baby shark tu tu tu

Pluribus is about the world politics right? Carol is Usa and Mr. Paraguay is Israel? RIGHT??

I learned some new countries

Cancer is cancer

@clinjar People who actually do Statistics call this "correlation" and NOT "causation"

A senior cardiologist uncovered a shocking pattern: After analyzing 12,000 heart cases, he found the trigger behind 90% of heart attacks. It's not cholesterol, diet, or age. But this ONE morning habit most people repeat every day:

@AFC_Ryyy .... who played for arsenal!

Are we gonna pretend this is normal for a 24 year old

oh thats just normal for women. try taking ibuprofen or maybe losing weight