Jason Zobkiw 🦬

“He’s looking for the ketchup. Tell him it’s there and when he can’t find it, walk over and when you open the fridge the bottle will slide down from the secret compartment”

He hit 1 for English, give him someone in Bangladesh.

Have his entire household ignore him until he goes to take a dump. Then have them all shout “Dad” repeatedly while he’s halfway through

Bully: What's up, virgin Me: Not anymore. Just ask your sister Bully: I don't even have a sister Me: Just wait 9 months Bully:

Okay folks, this qualifies as BREAKING NEWS! Harold “Sonny” White, the warp drive pioneer behind NASA’s EagleWorks Lab, just stepped out of stealth with Casimir Inc. to unveil MicroSPARC: the first battery free chip to harvest continuous electrical power straight from the quantum vacuum via the Casimir force. The 5 mm × 5 mm device uses millions of custom microscale Casimir cavities fabricated on a substrate. Inside each cavity, two fixed conductive walls create a region of negative vacuum pressure (the well known Casimir effect). Stationary micropillars anchored in the middle act as antennas. Electrons from the cavity walls then quantum tunnel to the pillars because the interior is a lower energy “quieter” zone — and the probability of tunneling back is orders of magnitude lower. This one way “quantum ratchet” flow generates a measurable DC current with no external power source or moving parts. Prototypes already fabricated at university nanofab facilities (Texas A&M AggieFab, MIT.nano) have been tested in RF-shielded, low noise chambers for weeks. The team reports outputs ranging from millivolts to volts at picoamp to microamp levels using precision electrometers and Kelvin Probe Force Microscopy. Target performance for the first commercial chip: ~1.5 V at 25 µA (≈40 µW continuous). Stacking and scaling could reach milliwatts or even watts per device. Initial applications are ultra low power: always on IoT sensors, wearables, and medical implants. Longer term roadmap includes trickle charging phones, powering small electronics, and eventually grid independent homes or EVs. Commercialization is targeted for 2028, starting at ~$100/W before dropping toward $10/W. White ties the work directly to his earlier theoretical paper on emergent quantization from a dynamic vacuum and sees it as a practical power source for the deep-space missions he’s long championed. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and independent scientists have so far declined public comment. But if the engineering scales as hoped, MicroSPARC would represent a genuine paradigm shift: continuous, maintenance free power drawn from the fabric of spacetime itself. A bold leap from warp-drive theory into real hardware. Progress (and vacuum-powered chips) marches on. Photo: MicroSPARC | Casimir Inc. Source: thedebrief.org/free-energy-fr…

Here it is: Hobbs’ Sinaloa Cartel, Katie Hobbs’ Arizona Agriculture inspector, Joshua Castro, arrested for charging up to $12,000 a pop to smuggle illegal aliens into the country. "It's no wonder Hobbs vetoes every piece of meaningful border security legislation when on her watch her own state employee is being arrested and prosecuted for human smuggling." STATE SEN. JAKE HOFFMAN

The biggest tweet in Tom Stakes history🥇

Cheatin’

@foxnewspolitics To people who ask why there aren’t more arrests or what’s happening with the fraud in Minnesota.... Minnesota is protecting the fraudsters because they are IN ON the fraud.

@A_S12 @RFKracing @ModeloUSA @WGI @SBJ It’s gonna be wet! Should be a crazy race!!

.@RFKracing says it has brought on @ModeloUSA as a new sponsor, with its first primary position on the No. 6 Ford set for this weekend @WGI.

@RFKracing @WiiCar16 @ModeloUSA This has to be the best looking ride on the grid this season.

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He couldn't resist.

He practiced his birthday entrance routine for weeks and it shows 🥹

Well, John, we thank you.

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

Delta passengers when spirit passengers get on the plane

COMING SOON:

Hear me out: this has all been a psy op orchestrated by Jamie Dimon to get all the horny finance bros excited to get back into the office 7 days a week

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

This hit too close to home. The younger generation will never understand the struggle.