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@itsZoeRenee @ivanalexandur @RonJoyaa Bing…. Bong….

Billie Jean alone is better than Taylor Swift entire career

@anacoretaa23 @narutoimges He only lost because he protected the village. He would’ve smoked him otherwise, tbh.

@narutoimges Ngl that was tuff, but he ended up getting smoked anyways

Imagine trying to sneak up on someone, but he's already waiting for you 😂😭

@NBA__Courtside Dude… YOU’RE WEIRD

Nick Wright on the lack of relationship between Michael Jordan and LeBron James: “Just my speculation here. I think that Jordan became less and less comfortable with LeBron’s place in the basketball ecosystem as LeBron started getting closer and closer and closer to becoming the people’s choice for greatest player ever. I always felt one of the reasons Jordan embraced Kobe was not only did Kobe model his entire game and at times his persona after Jordan, it was very clear relatively early that Kobe was never going to, like Kobe’s ceiling in the eyes of the majority was going to be second to Jordan. And so Jordan felt comfortable putting his arms around him. There was no threatening of his stature. And it’s not lost on anyone that people had been trying to make the last dance forever. That footage had been around forever and Jordan did not okay it until two days after the 3-1 comeback against the Warriors. The story is that it was the day of the Cavs parade that Jordan finally green lit that. So I think there’s always been a little uncomfortableness, but I think it is very interesting that LeBron is saying, “I hope I made him proud.” (Via @WhatsWrightShow)

Over a first round series against Jabari Smith btw. Got it.

@FirstTake @TheJetOnTNT @stephenasmith

The crew had this to say about LeBron James... 👀 "LeBron James has moved a slight-bit closer to the legacy of Michael Jordan in my mind." —@TheJetOnTNT "I'm glad you're sitting down. I agree with you. He's moving closer to that GOAT status." —@stephenasmith

A lil girl was taking popcorn from Prince Harry, and he pretended not to notice so she could keep eating.

@NBA__Courtside Rockets ain’t have KD A lot of yap ngl

Charles Barkley thinks the Rockets are in trouble after losing game 1: “The Rockets have a problem now. The Lakers think they can win this series now. I don’t think the Lakers thought they could win this series. Now, Luka Kennard got confidence, Ayton got confidence. LeBrons always going to have confidence. If they screw around and win game 2, now Houston is in serious trouble” (Via @ESPNNBA)

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇 Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

@TheHoopCentral @PlayersTribune

Dillon Brooks: “When guys get traded, they always say, 'This is the perfect fit.’ I’d be bullshi*ting if I said I knew it at the time. But I damn sure know it now. Phoenix is my spot. I want to set the culture here for 20 years. I want to retire a Sun.” (via @PlayersTribune, theplayerstribune.com/dillon-brooks-…)

Yordan is back 😳 DeRo dives in on the @astros slugger returning to his dangerous form at the plate, his historic numbers to this point in his career and more. #MLBCentral | #ChaseTheFight

@JohnWickFPS @outkvst__ “Mid at best” grand finals mvp btw 🤣

@outkvst__ I sont disagree, but 04 is mid at best, abuzah is an insane player when he’s locked. Not a faze fan by any means but I’ll give credit when credit is due. Simp and abuzah are 2 insanely talented players. Draz barely holds his own against teams like thieves and optic

GG’s to FaZe, they played well💔💔

@TristanWhiteWx @astros @MethodistHosp They haven’t played anyone else

@astros @MethodistHosp 9 runs against the Angels? Beat a real team and maybe don’t cheat in the process 😂😂😂

W is our favorite letter. #ChaseTheFight x @MethodistHosp

@AuwaerterD9040 @AltuveMuse 2022 Philly was an easy pack to smoke sorry bud

@AltuveMuse Yall lost to the sucky angers. We lost to a good Philly team

Rangers how’s the weather down there?

@BronxBmbrz Easy lick Sorry bud

Just a friendly reminder that we had the Astros on the ropes in 2022 and would've beaten them 9/10 times

@michaelschwab13 Lance is comedy actually

I mean, at this point: Hunter Brown Tatsuya Imai Mike Burrows Lance McCullers Jr Cristian Javier Spencer Arrighetti I actually feel very good about this at the moment.

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak I was 8

JOEY LOPERFIDO IS AN ASTRO AGAIN

it’s forever fuck lil yachty cause the world needed to hear this

@MousePad05 @michaelschwab13 Did you even read? “With another quarterback”

@michaelschwab13 Definitely not. CJ would be mauled by the Seahawks defense

Could the Texans have won this mid Super Bowl with another quarterback?

@REMARK1OF1 They have Travis Scott vibes they’re definitely not sitting

Am I the only one that thinks these medium olives aren’t going to sit?