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@13COYS @FootyScran @LAFC @MLS 6-10 bucks. The restaurant situation in LA is bleak. Many sit boarded up right now because the operating costs are out of control and the commercial real estate is generally owned by investors who demand every dime be squeezed out of it.

@13COYS @FootyScran @LAFC @MLS Yeah in LA at a restaurant you are close to 18 bucks for half a chicken.

Rotisserie chicken with mac n cheese and garlic bread at LA FC (@LAFC @MLS) 💵 $18 (£13.50)

@FootyScran Char sui duck LAFC. $24

@depressionlesss You can try feeding it.

"Get a cat, they keep to themselves" Don’t think my cat got the memo 😭

@NWSL @MiaHamm @madebygoogle That is impressive. I tuned in to see the crowd.

60K UP FOR THE SUMMIT 🗣️ @madebygoogle | #TeamPixel

@Dailymeoww1 AI.

A woman in England, curious about what her cats were doing while she was at work, checked her home camera and what she saw was both surprising and adorable 😄 As the kitten played on the bed and wrinkled the sheets, the mother cat stepped in, as if saying, “You shouldn’t do that!” 🐾 Then, before the owner returned, she carefully fixed the messy bed all by herself 😅

@KTLA The original Coles closed long ago. The reopened version has had same name but zero continuity in menu. You might as well get the french dip at Denny’s. No exaggeration.

As one legendary French dip restaurant in Los Angeles prepares to close its doors, perhaps permanently, another is announcing a notable change to its character. ktla.com/news/local-new…

@MenInBlazers No US tv??

ITALY'S WORLD CUP DREAM IS ALIVE AND KICKING VIA A SANDRO TONALI ROCKET 🇮🇹

@FOXSoccer How do i find that channel?

Italy’s national anthem ahead of its FIFA World Cup Qualifying playoff matchup against Northern Ireland 🎵🇮🇹

@catsareblessing AI?

He likes to eat his cat food with cucumber

@CountDankulaTV Thank you for this explanation. I seriously had no idea.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@AndreaKatSTL @TaylorTwellman @MLS Fasten your seatbelt. I think MLS going 0-4 is more likely than an all MLS final. There is a little extra bitterness after MX being forced to suffer through League$ Cup for the past years. Can’t blame ‘em.

@TaylorTwellman @MLS I don't think that's fair. San Diego is an expansion team (a good one) but they didn't have the quality depth to take down one of the top teams in Liga MX. Next round, LAFC, Seattle, LA Galaxy, and Nashville will do well. Might have an all-MLS final in the Champions Cup.

.@MLS teams in Mexico just don’t know how to deal with that environment. There is a vibe, there is a pressure that the bubble will burst at any moment. San Diego last night and Cincinnati tonight both losing by 4 goal margins. The story with often the same ending.

@FIFAWorldCup @JellyRoll615 Blech.

The first song of the Official FIFA World Cup 2026™ Album, Lighter, by @JellyRoll615 and Carín León drops this Friday. Pre-Save now.

@FootyScran @buryfcofficial I’m sorry i missed the voting on these but they seem to have made it through.

Giant samosa’s at Bury FC (@buryfcofficial) 💷 £4 all in

@AlexiLalas Varies greatly from one LAX terminal to another.

Anecdotal, but as we see massive TSA lines in certain airports across the country because of DHS shutdown, I just went through LAX and it was completely normal. We mess up plenty of things out here in California, and I don’t know what LAX is doing differently, but well done.

@MerriamWebster As long as i am allowed to say “passers by” I am fine with all this.

'Sausage mcmuffins' because sausage is the TYPE of mcmuffin. In 'attorneys general,' 'attorneys' is the noun being modified.

@FootyScran @HawksFCOfficial US fans just need too boycott stadium concessions until the prices get reasonable. Scran.

Spicy wings at Whitehawk FC (@HawksFCOfficial) 💷 £2.50 for 5

@Romy_Holland So if she was a polite neighbor would you still want her taxed out of her home?

I recently found out California lets people keep the original tax rate on inherited property so long as they use it as their primary residence. my terrible next door neighbor who berates children for ringing her doorbell on halloween pays property tax on a $100k value because she had the good fortune to inherit her $1.7mm house. sometimes I feel like California is the place where they said "what if we just tried every bad housing policy JUST TO SEE."

@FootyScran @HansaRostock Yum. Goes great with beer. I would get that on my way into stadium.

Matjes roll - salt cured herring with lettuce and onion at FC Hansa Rostock (@hansarostock, Germany) 💶 €3 (£2.50)

@RamosTab Boo.

30 min halftime show for the final …. now commercials …