Elon Musk X - What he should say - Parody

@AlboMP People will not forget your betrayal and lies.

Building more homes across the country. Making the tax system fairer. And 5% deposits for first home buyers. We're throwing everything we can at housing.

@Alex753429 @El_FreedomFairy Please define less woke part of Europe. Where?

@El_FreedomFairy I’d wouldn’t give up just yet but definitely start working on second residency to have options l. Realistically Florida or Texas are great options or less woke part of Europe if possible.

I’m a 23 year old Aussie Bitcoiner. With the way Australia is going, I am hesitant to build my life here… I want to be able to buy a home, have a family, raise my kids without crazy gender politics, give back to my community, and be somewhere where people (at least to some extent) see the world similarly to me. If you were in my position, where would you consider moving?

@El_FreedomFairy It has to be USA, probably Texas. Other Republican states could also work.

@KokatonicB $TSLA target 1 reached.

@TaraBull Is there anything more deplorable than gloating self righteous celebrities?

This is peak celebrity nonsense: Jennifer Lopez literally waiting for the crowd to clear before doing a 20 foot walk to her car, just to stage her paparazzi exit. I'm so over celebrity culture

@AlboMP You are a deceitful conman stealing from the young people in this country. You communists should be removed from power and then imprisoned for the damage you have done. Stealing from young people is NOT okay.

We’re acting to give young Australians a fair go and to build more homes.

@TimjboAU He impressed me a lot tonight. Now he needs to follow through without lies.

Did Angus Taylor win you over tonight with his budget reply speech?

@JEChalmers You are a thief and a lier. People know it now.

This is a Budget that makes the tax system fairer for workers, businesses and first homebuyers.

@jgebbia @elonmusk Call Maximus for help!

@_welcome007 @greenytrades Because they are buying votes with your stolen tax money. That's why.

@greenytrades Duno how and why these larp politicians keep getting voted in.

Aussie Boomers: Free uni. Cheap houses. Negative gearing. 50% CGT discount. Aussies Now: HECS debt. 10x salary house prices. No negative gearing. No CGT discount. Don't ask why young Aussies are angry. Ask why it took us this long.

@greenytrades Please note that Aussie boomers are just as angry because it affects our children etc who are those young adults.

@AlboMP The baby boomers will now holds on to bigger houses for longer to get the CGT advantage and will not recycle their properties to downsize. This will fuck even more families. You incompetent morons !

We're changing property investor tax breaks to give first home buyers a fair go. Here’s why.

@elonmusk @teslaownersSV Will it be pointier?

@teslaownersSV V4 will be 15% to 20% longer

BREAKING: SpaceX has once again broken the record for the tallest rocket ever built. For the third time in just three years, a new version of Starship has been stacked at Starbase in South Texas near the US-Mexico border. Starship V3 is larger and more powerful than previous generations, continuing SpaceX’s rapid pace of iteration as it pushes toward full reusability and deep space missions. The scale of development happening at Starbase is unlike anything the modern space industry has seen.

@rationalaussie The Australian dream died today.

I've never really taken the idea of leaving this country seriously, largely because aesthetically it's such a beautiful place. But this budget is so horrendous, and so demoralising, that staying in Australia just doesn't seem tenable for any serious professional.

@Ryandally08 VOTE THEM OUT!

Pre election 2025, Jim Chalmers said “when it comes to negative gearing tax changes, that is something we won’t be touching” Anthony Albanese said “yes, for the 50th time, I promise that negative gearing will not touched” The Albanese Government just blatantly lies to our face.

@AlboMP Why are Australian politicians financially illiterate? Why are there no minimum standards for the people running this failing country?

We're changing property investor tax breaks to give first home buyers a fair go.

@AlboMP Changing the rules in an AFL game at half time will ensure that the referees get removed.

@Nick86LGM @wholemars I am the most successful man in human history. Reconsider your wiring.

@wholemars Quite the Mother's Day words of wisdom. To simply call him immature does not do his level of childishness justice. Elmo, WTF is wrong with your wiring?

what did he mean by this

@Breaking911 It was NOT a recall. It was an over the air fix. Dishonest leftist propoganda pretending to be journalism.

Tesla Recalls Nearly 220,000 Vehicles Over Rearview Camera Issue Tesla is recalling 218,868 vehicles due to a rearview camera defect that may delay the image when the car is placed in reverse, reducing visibility and increasing crash risk, according to a May 5 notice from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. The recall affects select 2017 and 2021–2023 Model 3, Model Y, Model S, and Model X vehicles running software version 2026.8.6. Tesla has issued a free over-the-air software update to fix the problem, with owner notification letters set to be mailed July 3.

@XieJackie Pretty simple really. Urban Australians are generally so woke that they are unable to touch Tesla without getting nauseous even though it is an infinitely better vehicle than BYD. Their pink hair turns brown, and their unicorn tears dry up.

🚨在悉尼买比亚迪的人我真觉得疯了。比Model Y就便宜约5000澳元（3600美元）。加速还更慢。安全系数就更不用说了。更关键是不能自动驾驶啊！ 结果今年前4个月BYD海狮7卖了6248辆，仅次于Model Y的6719辆。我觉得特斯拉车的安全性和FSD宣传力度在这非常不够。每次看到开BYD车的人我总想上去和他聊聊🤣