Edgarton Winston Philton

@3YearLetterman @jdavant2 ...and I have no fear 'Cause London is drowning and I live by the riverrrr ...

@jdavant2 It was formed in the Nuclear Era

Please explain how this is a traditional nuclear family? It’s a hodgepodge of children forced to live with 2 adults who committed adultery and one who is an alcoholic that had to pay someone of for sexual misconduct. No thanks.

@EaracheEye @deesnider John Goodman's got talent.

@deesnider I would rathe listen to a long John Goodman fart

Well who wouldn’t?

@deesnider It may never enter my regular playlist,which consists of more traditional song tracks (lots of instrumentals) and can be passively played while working or driving. But I'll listen again.

@deesnider People kept recommending to me. I gave it a listen. Noise. I put in the Primus bucket in my head, stuff that may work for some, but just too cacophonic for me. People kept recommending. I gave it another listen. Meh. Gave the KEXP show a listen yesterday. It clicked.

@McCoolBCB @b_peters12 Touché

@BetamaxPrime @b_peters12 POLO

Waterpolo tournament all weekend. Gonna be plenty of reading time… @b_peters12

@mantaray87 @GunEagleFreedom @itsolelehmann (Starlink costs an additional $5-8/head per month.)

@GunEagleFreedom @itsolelehmann They connect to Starlink!

this is just the most ridiculous AI application i've ever seen lol a Peter Thiel-backed startup that makes AI collars for cows is now worth $2 billion and the more I read about it the cooler it gets. here's how it works: every cow wears a solar-powered collar that talks to a network of radio towers and an app on the farmer's phone instead of building physical fences, the farmer draws the fence on a map in the app, and the collar keeps each cow inside that invisible line using GPS when a cow drifts toward the edge, the collar plays a sound to steer her, and a gentle vibration tells her which way to go. it's like how a car beeps as you back up toward a wall the cows learn the cues in a few days so now a rancher can move an entire herd to fresh grass by sliding the fence on a map, without driving out to open a single gate and that same collar is reading each cow's body the whole time. it takes five readings per second on every animal, so the AI can catch a cow that's sick, injured, ready to breed, or about to give birth before a person would ever notice walking the field so it's basically like WHOOP for cows too lol and they gave the AI behind it the perfect name: the Cowgorithm it's been trained on more than 7 billion hours of real cow behavior, which is why Halter calls the data its real asset and moat. they know what a normal cow looks like better than anyone, so they can flag the odd one out instantly it's already on more than 1M cattle across New Zealand, Australia, and a bunch of US states. California even used it on public land to graze cattle in patterns that clear dry brush and slow down wildfires costs about $5 to $8 per cow per month a job that used to mean barbed wire, gates, and driving the fields all day is now mostly 1 person on their phone

@WerderEdNFL Enshittification abounds.

Except that until recently AA Advantage elite customers earned miles and preferred seating with basic fare purchases. So there’s that.

@AmericanAir @Culbs Have you considered not sucking?

@Culbs We appreciate your honest feedback, Steve. It's our hope to use comments like this to help us zero in on areas of improvement for future travel.

First @AmericanAir took our miles, even when we use @Citi AA Advantage cards to book Basic Economy tickets. NOW, they won’t let us — their most loyal fliers, choose our seats in advance. Without warning, after a year earning our elite status, they took away our 26-27 perks. 🤬

@santos_r19 @rkcnova1 Spellcheck is the debil!

@rkcnova1 Spoken like someone drowning in water bed debt. Who never metered in shit.

@RiiCkGreen @dallascowboys @dak @NFL @nhutchisontv It was before she was born.

@dallascowboys @dak @NFL @nhutchisontv Did she say, “I never heard of fast car” by Tracy Chapman!? Wtfudge!! 😱 Dak loves #ChristianMusic #CowboysNation

40 second dash with 4️⃣

@Cowboyz_Plug @MalikHooker24 Doesn't look like a 24 to me.

🚨 TRENDING: #Cowboys S Malik Hooker is fired up to be rocking No. 24 again the same number he wore in college. 😤⭐️ 🎥: @MalikHooker24

@rothschildmd Twitter ain't real life. Twitter is crazy folks.

How cooked are we? A Twitter post hailing a potential vaccine for skin cancer is met with an avalanche of insane conspiracy theories and health freedom lunatics yelling about pure blood.

She made all discourse worse

@sawyer_kat18846 @teachermom19681 @theliamnissan @EricaFerro5 Dude's probably a cat juggler.

@teachermom19681 @theliamnissan @EricaFerro5 Thats not the real Steve

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@FlyInTheOinment @theliamnissan @supertech427 Parody shitposters can be overwhelming at times. I block a bunch. I can recognize my favorites. #smokefleet get a pass. Some are not so good. They post unfunny believable stuff. I just block lies reflexively. Sports ones are the worst.

@theliamnissan @supertech427 She casually mentions it here, but nothing else noteworthy I could find. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@ChargersRuined I know two of those names (Mack and James), but I didn’t know either of them were still in the league.

The team across town has Myles Garrett and McDuffie while I have this 👍

@McCoolBCB NOTE TO SELF: Free Software + YouTube is not enough.

Free Software + YouTube + Talent

@Marcus_Mosher Degenerate gamblers want this, apparenetly.

I just don’t who would want this in 2026. Odell Beckham hasn’t been a relevant WR since 2021. And he offers zero special teams experience.

@TRCSPN @Marcus_Mosher Dude had a pretty big TD in the Super Bowl.

@Marcus_Mosher Without the catch or if the catch happened Sunday at 1pm nobody even remembers his name. He was an average receiver with a couple of above average seasons. History is littered with "that player".