Biff's Sports Almanac

@PastorMark No, follow the REAL success sequence, sons...👌 1) Maximize your Manliness💪 2) Maximize your Godliness 🙏 3) Get TONS of ba's 👧👧👧 4) Cut em loose to wed simps 🥸 5) Rinse/Wash/Repeat 🥰🥰🥰

@Markbhere2 Whoever you hate! haha

who is a real Jew? Romans 2

@spikethedrumer @CatholicDrip___ Biff loves EVERYONE, son 💯💯💯 This includes Catholics, Gays, Islamic Radicals. You name it.... Plus, WEtard is not a name. It's a descriptor....of him! 😂😂😂

@BiffSport @CatholicDrip___ Look, calling names does no one good. It’s not going to make him listen and it discredits any message you bring.

“‘Unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man… you have no life in you” They’re shocked. They leave He doesn’t correct them, He reaffirms Then: ‘This is my Body… this is my Blood.’ Today: Every single apostolic church (successors) affirm the real presence Symbolic ??????💧

@marriedmn They don't GET to fight with... ...Biff 😎 Well maybe ONE time 👌

Most men don’t know how to handle an arguing woman. You yell back, talk over her, try to “win”… And before you realize it, you’re in a full fight. You can never calm fire with fire Here’s how to deal with arguing women and preserve your respect forever...........

@beemyli Biff: Give Daddy Some Suggggarrrr.... 🥰🥰🥰

Men: “Look at your bodies, females. You have breasts, ovaries and a womb. God created you for the magnificent role of making babies and growing families. What could be more important than that?” Woman: “Using my brain to earn a PhD and educate women about the fact that they are more than just vessels for childbirth and servants to men.”

@SartainPodcast Wrong, son. Here is the applicable rule, carved in stone and reality. Q. What is the FIRST thing a woman tells BIFF the SECOND time she meets him... A. Guess What!! I just broke up with my boyfriend..

Every single woman you meet, if she’s attractive…has a boyfriend. If she likes you enough, she’ll forget to tell you about him. If she doesn’t like you, she’ll let you know about him immediately

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May 16th is the date. Central London is the place. The world is watching, and your voice will be heard. Mark it. Share it. Be there. Four nations. One Kingdom Under God. 🇬🇧

@scottjduffy @mansourtarek_ Yeah, no...😎

@mansourtarek_ The most important thing you need to deal with is that hundreds of people would have known this attack was occurring before it was announced. Some placed bets knowing the outcome was certain. And those people profited from it. Betting is only fun when the outcome is unknowable.

As an exchange, we resolve the market according to the rules, even when there is disagreement with the resolution. I understand many of you are frustrated about the Khamenei market, and I want to clear up a few things along with steps we have taken to improve: The market rules were not changed. The death carveout and settlement based on last-traded-price were part of the published market rules from the outset (see the screenshot from the rules, which can also be found in our official filing from 2025 on the CFTC website). The death carveout was also always shown on the market page (see market page below). Once the strikes on Iran started, we added the “Green Box” to further highlight the death carveout in the UI (this is not a rule change, just a highlight of the rules). We settled according to the rules. Traders were paid based on the last traded price. Some traders who held YES feel like they should have won (as in the market should have settled to YES). But the rules clearly stated that the market would not settle to YES in the event of death: traders expect us to settle the market based on the rules and we have to apply the rules consistently for both YES and NO holders; changing settlement because one side is unhappy would break trust in the exchange (imagine you held NO and you read the rules, but then we decided to settle contrary to the rules). Death carveouts are important; as a federally regulated prediction market, we are required and feel it is important not to enable direct profiting from war, assassination, terrorism, or other violent outcomes. No trader lost money on this market. While the rules were clear and we tried our best to highlight them, traders vocalized they were not prominent enough. We heard you, and we decided to reimburse out of pocket for all fees and all net losses from trading in the market: 1. If you sold for a net loss before settlement, we reimbursed you for that net loss and 2. if you didn’t recoup your position cost during settlement, we paid you the difference so you get your full position cost back. You can find reimbursements under "Your activity" in the app and website. No trader ended net-negative after our reimbursements. Kalshi did not profit on this market. We do not stand to benefit from one resolution or the other. We earn fees from facilitating trades. For this market, we reimbursed all fees back to users. We also reimbursed net losses users incurred on the market out of pocket, so no trader ended net negative. As a result, Kalshi incurred a substantial loss to make users whole. We will improve. We learned a lot from this market. We are updating how we present similar markets (e.g., those with a death carveout or where a death might be a likely scenario) so traders can see the exception more clearly before they trade. We will surface the exception in the title and at the top of the market page. We also recognize that the first iteration of the Green Box warning created confusion; we revised it and reimbursed net losses for the market. Going forward, we are implementing a tighter review process for UI highlights. The best part about Kalshi is you all and I'm sorry for the disappointment. We'll improve, thank you for bearing with us.

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