You can call me Al

Joey Bada$$ drops a one-minute "love letter to the game" with Red Bull Music 🔥 "Dear Hip-Hop ✍️"

Why is Willie Ray Norwood Jr in a boxing ring? Didn’t he tell us he had 3 months to live?! Confusion.

@jenteach13 Restore consequences is MAJOR.

A few weeks ago, I started posting one educational fix a day. Here is the list so far. You want to fix education? 🔹 Count the administrators in your district. Then count the teachers. Then ask who is in the room with your child. 🔹 Stop treating teachers like they're the problem. They're the ones who showed up every day, documented everything, and told you the truth all year. 🔹 Pay teachers more. 🔹 Close the Chromebook. Confiscate the phone. Hand them a pencil. 🔹 Fix class sizes. 🔹 Start with accountability. When nothing happens, students learn something. It is not the thing we want them to learn. 🔹 Make attendance mean something again. A child cannot learn in a building he doesn't enter. 🔹 Figure out how to keep the good teachers where they are. 🔹 Staff the building. 🔹 Stop pretending teachers are only working when you can see them. 🔹 Let teachers remove kids who make it impossible for everyone else to learn. 🔹 Restore consequences. 🔹 Stop buying curriculum from companies that repackage the same junk every seven years. Ask the teachers in the room what actually works for the students in front of them. We know what is broken. We know how to fix it. We just keep aiming at the wrong person.

Ladies, y'all know "that table" that men on dates always want to know what you're bringing something to? I found it. Picture in comments.

@olesoul57_2 He gone be mad I gave out his gov'n

@olesoul57_2 Chocolate Edward Bernard Poo

So uhhh… what’s your dog’s full government name? 🐶

@Gosleepriya 95. Next

Tell me the umber that is greater than 46 by moving just one stick ? 0.00001% will be succeessed

@phresh_arrow Where you finding $100 bottles? That's actually a good price lol

Things that we’ve normalized that feel like robbery: Ticketmaster Fees 4pm Check-In 11am Check-Out Paying for Hospital Parking $40+ Hotel Parking $10 Mocktails $8 Coffee $5 Greeting Cards $5 Bottled Water $100 Bottles at the Club $20 Tequila Shots Tipping on To Go Orders Astronomical Student Loan Interest $2000 Daycare $45 For A Seat on an Airplane $75 For a Checked Bag Insurance WiFi What did I forget?

@humortranslate Nah this would have pissed me off

Сама идея гендер-пати всегда казалась мне довольно странной. Но это определённо самая ужасная реализация из всех

The childhood dream to pull one of these and leave the house mysteriously

Toddlers need stronger toothpaste my goodness lol.

You know what? I can't even be mad 😂😂

@SixBrownChicks A1. Ask ChatGPT chile

Q1. My relationship with my girlfriend (together 2 years) hit a fork in the road: Should I marry her, or should I leave and find someone better? I asked ChatGPT to help me solve the riddle; the AI asked me about 20 questions and decided that I wasn't happy and I would do myself a favor if I left and started over. I told my friend Jazz, and he told me to leave her. I moved into a Jazz's place, and I started dating. My girlfriend was destroyed by my decision. Her public posts about me were entertaining. She cried a lot. A part of me loved to see it; it felt good to see her missing me so much. But I went full no-contact with her (AI told me to do it). So, after four months of dating, I've had sex with women but no connection. Starting over and trying to find someone who really gets me is impossible; women seem interested only in my money. I felt alone. I missed my ex. I texted her on her birthday, I sent balloons to her job. She didn't respond. I parked outside her apartment complex to see what she was doing. She was hanging out with Jazz. That snake ass mofo wanted my woman and he moved me into his spot to separate us & to make sure I'd never get her back. Jazz doesn't know that I know. What do I do? I want my woman back and I want revenge on him. Advice. I’m his roommate; be creative! 👹#SBCCHAT

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@KeruboSk Instructions for DIY projects that I'll probably never complete

So, ADHD crew… what are you collecting these days?

@KeruboSk Yea, me

Does anyone here have something in their house that’s over 20 years old?

@NinaPanickssery They work. No one can afford to live in retirement the way people used to years ago.

Genuinely curious—why don’t more people use their own parents/kid’s grandparents for childcare as opposed to daycare/preschool/nannies (which seem more common)? Is it common for boomer grandparents to show disinterest in their grandchildren?

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

@SixBrownChicks A3 Two letters... H R

Q3. I'm the manager of a team of 4 employees. One of the girls, Erin, is really performative, like she races to her desk at 8 am so the boss will see her working, even though her shift starts at 8:30. The boss has noticed her hustle and he's given her assignments to do behind my back. I told her to report what she's working on but the boss says she doesn't have to. I feel like I'm getting squeezed out. Anyway we had a big presentation for a new client so I came to work on a Sunday to get the meeting room ready. I walked in the office and caught our manager bent over while Erin was behind him, with her face buried between his cheeks. 🍑Tiny, empty liquor bottles were on the table. When I walked in they didn't stop; so I took video of them as I backed out the room and left. We didn't get the new account so the boss made staff cuts; he fired Delores, the hardest worker and Rocky, the IT guy. He announced Erin was going to be in management and he told me I had two weeks to train her. I knew I was about to get fired. I need this job. I showed the boss my video and I told him, “I’m not getting fired and I want better pay.” Him: “That video don’t mean sh!t to me. If you can do THAT better than her, we can discuss your options. If not, prepare to be downsized.” Advice. #SBCCHAT

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@Bunny_ngl Mix it with the lemon zest and some salt and make wings

When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade out of it . So what if life gives you pepper ?

@CA_DeepakJoshi SAHM

There is only 1 profession where you will hate Friday evening and will love Monday Morning What is that?