Big Figs
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Big Figs
@BigChrisFigs
Breathe and live life to its fullest. I don't need a financial advisor. #HTTR.
Central Florida Katılım Kasım 2022
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@BigChrisFigs @MichelleMaxwell Do people really have that much room available in their freezers?? 🤣😂🤣
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@MarkBintrim @MichelleMaxwell Is that what they were doing, keeping the roller wet by freezing it/thawing it? That hadn't come to mind. Got it and thank you!
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@BigChrisFigs @MichelleMaxwell Yeah, I wrap my rollers in aluminum foil without refrigeration and they’ll stay wet for a couple days
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Mario worked in a fine Pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the mango slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Mario to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early.
His wife, Martha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
Mario tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the mango slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Martha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the mango slicer?"
Mario replied, "well.......She got fired, too."
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@michieme315 Very nice and looks awesome! My wife and I are learning about it.
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@MbarkCherguia Tough call. Guess it would depend on where dinner is at.
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@Diane_Jackson7 Speedy recovery! A lot of the bigger accounts I follow are saying the same thing. I think it is X doing a purge on junk accounts but just my opinion.
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Taking a much needed break from pee and obsessive coworkers and going to Florida 🌴😍
Unfortunately @celinatruckstop won’t give me PTO unless I’m on “life support”🙃

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@GPAIndiana Looks just fine to me from my monitor. No way I'd do it, I'm with ya'.
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@notfitnesmodel_ That's warmer than my part of Florida will get to today. Love it!
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@Freebird3180 Very sorry for yours and your mothers loss. Take it one day at a time, young lady.
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@LeahDiscovers There's a whole lot of things she does in this that just make me annoyed but the glove is the biggest of them.
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So is someone gonna tell me what the one glove is for?? When she wears her jewelry OVER it? And still touched everything with her bare hand also???
It's there to piss me off isn't it? 😂🤣🤣🤷🏻♀️
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@ShannonigansX_ Absolutely agree. There's only one place my wife and I go to now that didn't get over that after CoViD.
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@BigChrisFigs I hate ordering from a phone at a restaurant... Detest it!
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