Big Figs

What a terrible way to put it 🤣

@markmk1961 @MichelleMaxwell Hahaha!!! And there's that!

@BigChrisFigs @MichelleMaxwell Do people really have that much room available in their freezers?? 🤣😂🤣

Ok be honest, who else’s life will be changed by this? I can’t be the only one!

@AllysonSaysSo2 And your genioglossus.

You're welcome 💋

@bobbyr75 Good read and so true. Best part was: "Grab a pen, draw a rectangle. Congrats, you just designed a kickass parking lot."

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@MarkBintrim @MichelleMaxwell Is that what they were doing, keeping the roller wet by freezing it/thawing it? That hadn't come to mind. Got it and thank you!

@BigChrisFigs @MichelleMaxwell Yeah, I wrap my rollers in aluminum foil without refrigeration and they’ll stay wet for a couple days

Mario worked in a fine Pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the mango slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Mario to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Martha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Mario tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the mango slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired. Martha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the mango slicer?" Mario replied, "well.......She got fired, too."

@Oceanbreeze473 OMG!!! Those were the BOMB!!!

The downfall of Western civilization started when these disappeared from shelves.

@michieme315 Very nice and looks awesome! My wife and I are learning about it.

My first ever sourdough bread! Can I get a round of applause pls?

@MbarkCherguia Tough call. Guess it would depend on where dinner is at.

Woman faces criticism over 'inappropriate' outfit she wore for a work related dinner. Do you see anything wrong with it?

@Erellsro I can't even imagine what you get from the horndogs.

@Diane_Jackson7 Speedy recovery! A lot of the bigger accounts I follow are saying the same thing. I think it is X doing a purge on junk accounts but just my opinion.

It looks like I’m losing lots of followers these past couple of months! I hope it’s all those fake accounts that I refused to follow back might be leaving my account! ! I’m not on social media very much since my surgery. I’m still not recovered!!

@NevaehPettyy @celinatruckstop

Taking a much needed break from pee and obsessive coworkers and going to Florida 🌴😍 Unfortunately @celinatruckstop won’t give me PTO unless I’m on “life support”🙃

Who else agrees?

@GPAIndiana Looks just fine to me from my monitor. No way I'd do it, I'm with ya'.

I thank God people like this exist so I don’t have to try it! 🤣 This was intense especially not knowing how he was going to stop 😆

@notfitnesmodel_ That's warmer than my part of Florida will get to today. Love it!

Not sure what happened in UK and probably tomorrow will be freezing! 😄

@Freebird3180 Very sorry for yours and your mothers loss. Take it one day at a time, young lady.

Dad passed away peacefully this morning at 9am. Mum was one side and I the other holding him. I told him that he didn't have to fight anymore, that he could let go and be at peace.. and he took his last breath. Heartbroken, life will always be missing his beautiful character. 💔

@LeahDiscovers There's a whole lot of things she does in this that just make me annoyed but the glove is the biggest of them.

So is someone gonna tell me what the one glove is for?? When she wears her jewelry OVER it? And still touched everything with her bare hand also??? It's there to piss me off isn't it? 😂🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

@MAGAdino Love a good German lesson. Good morning!

Good morning friends 😊

@ShannonigansX_ Absolutely agree. There's only one place my wife and I go to now that didn't get over that after CoViD.

@BigChrisFigs I hate ordering from a phone at a restaurant... Detest it!

Five things that’ll likely disappear within the next ten years, and we’re already seeing signs of it. 😳