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Well... another NFL season is upon us, so it feels like a good time to drop my yearly "Preseason full NFL Season picks" post. As a reminder, I've done this every year since 2021, picking the entire NFL season W/L before Opening night. Thread (1/x)

Call me crazy, but maybe shooting 50 3-pointers when you can't quite make 25% of them is not a great strategy... #Celtics #BleedGreen

Holy hell... At 8:29p ET, John Cena announced "It's time for the Main Event!" The bell actually rang at 8:54p ET. The rest was commercials, video recaps, more commercials, and introductions. I'm old enough to remember when PPV/PLE meant no commercials. #Wrestlemania

Roman Reigns is 265lb? Cool, didn't realize we had the same physique. #Wrestlemania

@walmarthelp Why bother? This is an ongoing theme at this location for at least the last 4 years. I have dm'd multiple times With order numbers and store information. Nothing changes

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Glad to see the @Walmart pickup process has not gotten any better in the 6 months since I last used it. 31 minutes and counting since check-in, no more than eight cars in spaces, and at least five more that have come and gone since I checked in. Ridiculous.

47 minutes. 2 and 1/2 hours after I got the text that the order was ready for pickup. Because "The staging team misplaced a bunch of stuff today"

Really glad I went inside and bought a whole bunch of frozen food that is now defrosting in the back of my car while I sit out here for a half an hour and wait.

Regular and Diesel about a mile from my house. Those electric cars are looking better and better...

Oh... So close!

It's hailing outside. It was bright and sunny a half hour ago. Get your shit together Mother Nature.

@AdvanceAuto Why bother? I just got the same thing on Amazon for $3 more than your clearance price, and it will be on my front porch in 16 hours.

@BigD_TVF Good afternoon.I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. Please contact us directly via chat on our website or by calling 1‑877‑238‑2623.Thank you for choosing Advance Auto Parts.

Customer service at its finest... Ordered this stupid little tool from @AdvanceAuto. Found it on clearance and in stock at a nearby store. Drove 30+ minutes... "Oh sorry, we don't carry that brand anymore, ot's discontinued. But if you want, I have the same thing for $16".

Chuck Norris isn't dead. He's just fulfilling his destiny and achieving his final form, taking over as the new Grim Reaper

Sure, seems like this is the new standard pour at @dunkindonuts. Every location, every coffee, at least an inch short of the top, for about the last 6 months. Helluva cost cutting measure.

#EvergreenTweet #FreeAgency #Patriots #ForeverNE #NEPats

Man, who needs the gym? Just move 2000+ pounds of glassware in under 2 hours 🤣

Lol, completely forgot I made this joke 2 weeks before the Super Bowl. Almost nailed it. #Patriots #NEPats #ForeverNE

That's the great thing about being an adult and living alone, if I want to eat homemade chocolate chip cookies and a cup of mint hot chocolate as dinner, there is no one around me to tell me not to 🤣

So that's a wrap on the 2025 season. Probably for the best that I wasn't able to bet on every game; 54% doesn't cover the vig for the year. Back at 'em in September 2026!

As for Over/Unders... Correctly predicted 9 of 16 O/U among AFC teams, but only 3 of 16 on the NFC. Had a few pretty big misses - none worse than basically the entire NFC South (had the Bucs winning the division with a 13-4 record) and West (Cardinals at 10-7)

Well... another NFL season is upon us, so it feels like a good time to drop my yearly "Preseason full NFL Season picks" post. As a reminder, I've done this every year since 2021, picking the entire NFL season W/L before Opening night. Thread (1/x)