Mr. Michigander

@RepJackKimble Well most of you guys are already whores

If we were to create a totally voluntary way for you to support Congress, which platform would you feel most comfortable using?

@BigDickBarclay That guy is an out of touch Jack ass.

Dave Ramsey may be an out of touch boomer on a lotta things but when he says that most people are soulless golems that will find a way to spend any amount that they make no matter how much it is and they will never be happy because they think they should be making more instead of being happy with less and making it work for them because it’s the right thing to do… he might be onto something

@RepJackKimble @cdenton71 You should make nothing.

@cdenton71 I have more faith in the American people

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@RepJackKimble I only make 60k, you sound over paid.

3 days later, it's out. I'd like to talk to the guy that installed this in 1984.

Works great but the occupant wants it replaced because it's loud. They're going to learn.

@GovWhitmer Dude, you tried to get a Chinese battery factory built here.

I'm backing efforts in Congress to ban Chinese vehicles. Right now, government-subsidized Chinese vehicles are being dumped in other countries, leading to plant closures and layoffs. We must do more to bolster and protect U.S. manufacturing. wilx.com/2026/05/12/whi…

@GigaBasedDad That's alcohol abuse

You can't change my mind.

@brockpierson I'm doing it right now.

Be honest, did you EVER defrag your computer?

@janefkndoe $867,530,900

Chicken problems

@washghost1 Back when there was only a 10 cent difference between the grades.

Dad, what was gas like in the 90’s Me:

@HomesteadAmeric @BarackObama @MichelleObama Well then.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Dude, your entire life is fake.

Wishing all the moms out there a wonderful Mother’s Day! To @MichelleObama, I’m grateful for all the ways you’ve shown up for our daughters and our family over the years. We love you.

@janefkndoe Yes, absolutely.

@BigDickBarclay Looks clean to me.

@BillieUnbiased @MLive Axmitax.org

⛔️ Michigan’s property tax rate is 14th highest out of all 50 states. ⛔️ From 2012 - 2025 property “values” raised by 196% 😳 ⛔️ On average a new homeowner will experience a $300-500 hike in property taxes, a year after purchase ⛔️ Michigan's average millage rate is 35.18 mills. For a home with a taxable value of $150,000, that's roughly $5,277 annually.

@BigDickBarclay That sounds like work.

Can we get a national filter swapping holiday on the books? One day a year (bare minimum) where every American swaps their central air filter/cleans their mini split filter/cabin air filter/engine air filter HeII maybe fuel filters if we want to spice things up. We have national days of awareness for way stupider things. We can have local HVAC guys go on the news and talk about static pressure and bore everyone to de@th. Talk to kids in high school about delta T.

@RepDebDingell Kinda sounds like a Michigan problem 🤔

I have looked. Michigan is among the top 10 most expensive states for gas. Working people are feeling the pain, and the president couldn’t care less.

Man am I in trouble, my fitness tracker tagged me getting dressed this morning as an auto workout.

@MarioNawfal Ai