Mr. Alphabet

@caroline_binnie @NewWaveAndPunk @ScotsPostPunk Though I was going to pass out during You Made Me Realise.

The moment I get my head round you, I come around catching sparks off you… The Rollercoaster tour hit Glasgow 34 years ago today, Jesus and Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine and Dinosaur Jr, with Blur propping up the bill. Yep, it was LOUD, here’s my ticket!! @NewWaveAndPunk

@aalhusn15 @pati_marins64 NATO won't join the war.

@pati_marins64 If NATO joins this war, what would happen?

Bombing Iran's Electric Infrastructure In many countries, this would create chaos and constitute a terrifying threat. In Iran, however, the task is far more difficult. The Iranian electric grid is one of the most decentralized in the world, with around 130 to 150 power plants, primarily gas-fired thermal plants. No individual plants dominate large portions of the country’s electricity generation. The largest power plant in the country, Damavand, located near Tehran, has a capacity of approximately 2,868 MW, representing only about 2.9% of the total installed capacity. Other major plants, such as Shahid Salimi Neka, Rudeshur, Kerman, and several hydroelectric facilities on the Karun River (such as Karun-3), range from 1.6 to 2.2 GW each. Even taken together, the 5-10 largest plants account for only a modest share, probably less than 15–20% of the total. The rest of the capacity is spread across dozens of smaller and medium-sized facilities. Iran appears to have been designed for this kind of battle against the world’s leading military power and the strongest air force in the Middle East. Attacks on its electrical infrastructure would take several days to have a significant effect and would almost certainly be followed by a retaliation that could leave the Gulf in the dark. I see very few options powerful enough to genuinely force the Iranians into negotiations. After 26 days of war, Iran continues to launch between 30 and 40 missiles daily while deploying additional air defenses, leading to a gradual increase in incidents of aircraft being hit. The country has effectively absorbed the coalition's strikes. Meanwhile, the coalition's strategic options are dwindling as stockpiles of both offensive and defensive munitions reach critical levels. If Washington’s political thinking ever drew a parallel, I would say there is virtually nothing similar between Iran and Venezuela other than oil production.

@FickNerrariLBC @LBC Glutton being the operative word.

Shelagh Fogarty brought that Iranian professor on to make a spectacle of her, AGAIN. She’s a glutton for punishment. @lbc throw the towel in, she’s had enough, this is cruelty at this stage.

@esjesjesj That accent

World’s most obvious cop

@greggislocallfc They've been scrapped in Scotland

The most woke thing ever implemented in life is “off peak” and “on peak” trains. Lad just let me get on the fuckin train

@FurkanGozukara Can't stand this Harpy

The UK presenter demands to know where Iran's Supreme Leader is. Professor Marandi brutally shuts her down, explaining he is highly protected because the UK and US are actively attacking their country and arming bombers to kill him. Absolute masterclass.

@SageHillfarms @ChrisO_wiki Done all over Europe

@ChrisO_wiki I was completely stymied by the lights in my hotel room when I was over in UK in 2017. Took me a while to figure out my key card to room had to be put into a slot near door in order for lights to be turned on. Lol. Not something I've seen done in US.

I will never get tired of the sight of American visitors to the UK being defeated by something as simple as an on/off switch

@RavenComplex @AkkadSecretary OMG, electricity is gay now?

@AkkadSecretary You guys have to have all your outlets switched? That's gay as fuck.

American tourist defeated by the on/off switch

@AndrewHilaryUS Plus full makeup in some. See Falling Skies.

I get so bothered when a movie or tv show depicts women weeks/months/years into an apocalypse and their legs and armpits are still cleanly shaven.

@FranMooMoo It's not Mad Max time in Australia yet, is it?

"You greedy man" 🤣

@UrElotero @onyekwere_Joy_ @yvesync It's called acting

@onyekwere_Joy_ @yvesync never understood how couples in this business are cool with they partner making out w others “for a role”

exactly what do actors tell each other after filming things like this? do they stay quiet or compliment each others lips like what happens after i wanna know

@ThatGarthGuy You've had a mare here.

And in the UK, the Mayors of the 10 biggest cities (kinda): London: 🌹 B'ham: 🌹 Leeds: 🌹 Glasgow: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Manchester: 🌹 Sheffield: 🌹 Bradford: 🌹 Liverpool: 🌹 Edinburgh: 🌹 Bristol: 🌍 None are ruled by a Right of Centre party 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@MollyDavis543 @OwenShroyer1776 Zionists will never get sympathy.

@OwenShroyer1776 They think it will gain them sympathy, like it did for the Palestinians. They don't realize that most people see this and think they're getting what they deserve.

They went from media blackout to wanting the entire world to see. Why is that?

@TheStefanSmith It's because it's the gayest thing that's ever been posted on twitter.

As someone who follows two of these guys on Instagram and YouTube, it’s wild to see Twitter eat them alive. Just completely different demographics.

@GalvinAlmanza @ZoeJardiniere It's a doomsday cult.

I don't get how people are planning to sidestep the very basic problem that if you don't have junior hires right now, you won't have experienced people 5 or 10 years later.

@thechosenberg Divorce the cunt

Sounds like you married an eight year old

@bobdylansbarber @WsagSyz @GSpellchecker If she's disabled, then get a disabled space.

That’s true. But it’s not helped that neighbours don’t know each other. On that video I suspect it was the first time they’d spoken. Had they done so, perhaps the students would’ve made allowances for the older woman. Perhaps not, but there might be a chance. No communication, no chance.

You'd be amazed how many endless feuds this causes with neighbours in Britain. There are two types of people. Those who just park where there is space. And those that think they own the bit of public road closest to their house and make life hell for everyone else.

@War_Radar2 look at this fucking slop

BREAKING: 🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israeli officials believe Iran launched just one missile at Tel Aviv this morning, possibly a new medium range ballistic variant or an advanced cluster-type warhead. Initial assessments suggest the missile may have split mid-air, releasing 3–4 large ~100kg submunitions that struck multiple locations across central Israel, signaling a potentially dangerous shift in attack tactics. Source: NY Post

Iran is currently fighting two nuclear superpowers and all their bases in their neighbouring countries, do you think they really have time to care about some old ambulances in North London? In fact it's even insulting 😭

@quevega You can now watch serie A games on BBC Alba with the same theme tune from C4.

Football started going downhill when Channel 4 stopped showing James Richardson sat outside Italian cafes with a coffee & copies of La Gazetta dello Sport.