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@OfficialFPL You guys need to add another decimal place or something to create more variety in the squads. The game has been dead for the past 2 seasons

Only two defenders have been priced higher in FPL history 😳 Gabriel's price for 2026/27 is... 🔽

@GunnerPuls Nikolas Anelka

Gun to your head, name one player who has played for all these clubs.

@backlessdress26 Fish taco or badly packed kebab are pretty cute

is there a fun sexy word for vagina that isn’t “pussy” and isn’t like totally repulsive or rooted in pedophilia

@RotemRMCF The right hand side of defence

What can stop this Real Madrid?

@clubratt What a loser

Being autistic and having ‘safe’ vape flavours

@1M8li Open the lid you fucking melon

لا تحط الزيت على الطاسة وهي حارة. لا تحط الزيت على الطاسة وهي حارة. لا تحط الزيت على الطاسة وهي حارة. لا تحط الزيت على الطاسة وهي حارة.

@AnfieldEdition @ismaeelmahmoudd Stay at lfc my bro

Besiktas president Serdar Adali speaking to @ismaeelmahmoudd: “Salah gave his approval. He spoke to our head coach Vincenzo Italiano & sporting director and said yes. His agent initially responded positively. “But once the media reported the transfer was 'done', the agent raised his demands. He asked for an unbelievable 35% commission. We cannot accept this under any circumstances. “We negotiate only with Ramy Abbas. We do not believe Salah is aware of these numbers."

@datafootfr Blocked my nigga

Par contre, je crois qu'ils ont laissé traîner des trucs sur le bureau derrière

He's totally raping those sheep

@chiamakaafc Anelka

Can you Guess this player ? 👀 Impossible

@tigvek @FabrizioRomano Jan mata

@FabrizioRomano You can’t name a player that have won these four trophies…

🚨🇪🇬 Mohamed Salah’s agent Ramy Abbas: “I personally do not know where Mohamed will play next season. What does that tell you?”.

@joshua_1g They wouldn’t have gone through his phone if he was honest, I’ve been I. The exact same scenario and just wasn’t a pussy and said I was partying for 2 months of course there’s going to be shit alarming

Custom flags an Australian man’s bag after he returned from a music festival in Mexico. He claims not to be trafficking anything into the US even after swabs taken from his belongings tested positive to a drug test.

@GaysonMandela @JimHansonDC You’re the only person who mentioned race you silly cunt.

@Bignorty840 @JimHansonDC If you really think lupita is ugly, you’re actually just racist

Rule #1 When the critics come out full force backing a movie It's woke and probably sucks

@DANNYUNFILTERED Stupid fat sluts will be the downfall of the western world. How are these dumb cunts allowed to vote? Fuck em off with the rest of the dune coons

Wow! If there’s a video to watch today it’s this one!!

@MooseyB17 @RockstarGames Just say nigger, bro. It’s fine

@RockstarGames Not interested in this multicultural shitshow slop

Break into the art world by knocking over high society's cultural epicenter and making off with lucrative treasures from its latest exhibition in GTA Online: The Kortz Center Heist.

@Patito702 @SaNameless @The_Stat_Guy_10

@SaNameless @The_Stat_Guy_10 Remain nameless as much as you are clueless

Thierry Henry and Zlatan absolutely nailed it. Both of them said England made a HUGE mistake by dropping into a back five that early A very interesting conversation...

@BArD_WORDS @Inasha2005 @CBSSportsGolazo @MikeGrella10 Why Bellingham?? He’s not the guy to chase balls over the top. Have Kane drop deep and leave Gordon in the centre circle (if the braindead coach didn’t take him off)

@Inasha2005 @CBSSportsGolazo @MikeGrella10 All you have to do is put Bellingham on the half way line and not let him leave the centre circle unless chasing a ball over the top, and you keep 2-4 defenders thinking about going forward. And they would not have done shit to us, and we would have scored more.

"The talents that you have, and the investments that you make in football. To only have one World Cup in 1966, something is missing." @MikeGrella10 looks at the bigger picture after England once again come up short on the biggest stage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@lraolaBall Fuck off mong

Mac Allister can fuck off. Half arsed his way through an entire season arguably being our worst player to give 110% every minute in the World Cup. Wanker