Bilbo “Richie” Flanders

The lion doesn’t even consider closing his tab

@cavendish_billy You are a sad human being

Holy shit can the huzz get off my shit??

@fece_lord Need more racquet heads on this app

Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz

I’m confused on why people are so bad at putting, a $400 dollar stick isn’t going to make a difference #justpractice

@Randy_Snuts Expand

@Pingusbeer Y’all going to play Uno?

Tastes like a “let’s hang out tn” text (Already been sent)

Maybe I’m just a hater but posting your girlfriend on “national girlfriends day” is absolutely embarrassing #shrink

@cavendish_billy @feathersworth4 Hey, he was the aux guy in high school!

@feathersworth4 U wear Peter millar shirts and u burn in direct sun. You are NOT tapped in with the rap culture

Metro boomin without future

@cavendish_billy Have you thought about talking to chicks?

At a wedding this weekend and feeling pretty lonely. Consequently, I think I’ll overindulge and ruin the weekend for multiple people unfortunately. Cheers

@playpigeonss Just a few spins away

Self dox

@RickRyderSooner I’m glad someone else is experiencing this, I just don’t eat the day after now

Hangovers are more on the stomach than the brain now. Getting old

@icebergs1mpson Not nearly enough mosasaurus or basilosaurus love

My Best Dinosaurs: 1. Anklyosaurus 2. Pterodactyl 3. Triceratops 4. Tyrannosaurus 5. Stegosaurus 6. Dreadnoughtus 7. Dilophosaurus 8. Gigantoraptor 9. Brachiosaurus 10. Velociraptor 11. Plesiosaurus 12. Tylosaurus 13. Spinosaurus 14. Carnotaurus 15. Argentinosaurus

@MichaelJW69420 Get some work done man

@BigMac_McGee This is a tough one, bad take Rick

#shrink sitting on the same side of the booth as your date

@butchhig He was just scared of my personal goat, the Italian mamba

Happy for Sinner #rackethead

@Pingusbeer Love this for you, get some cashews and have a day

Re-utilizing our only cooking pot. How’s this for moving weird

@john_jabbaD Horrible take

we’re in the middle of the west side of Chicago pal. lose the boots.

Can someone please explain why anyone would prefer blue cheese over ranch with wings