Bill 🥍
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Bill 🥍
@BillG2330
Boston and UMass sports, lefty politics, dumb humor. The manifestation of my Freudian id.
Mass Katılım Temmuz 2009
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@A10ws @HomefieldApparl The bill is suede. Been told polish remover is a last resort.
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@BillG2330 @HomefieldApparl Nail polish remover should do the trick.
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Day 3 of asking @HomefieldApparl for a solution to getting the residue off my hat from the sticker they slapped.on before shipping.
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@lance_corporate Had an enemy at my old gym. Today HE SHOWED UP AT MY NEW GYM. Dude saves 3 machines at once, paces the floor between sets, and mean mugs people like crazy. Between him and bro who wears an altitude mask while doing partial reps and not reracking (aka Bane) i have 2 gym beefs now!
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The invisible beef phenomenon is near universal. Men generally have at least one imaginary enemy at every location they frequent.
For example, I have an archenemy at the Proof Fitness in downtown Lexington, KY who looks like that kid from We're The Millers. Probably a super nice guy, but who knows.
Women naturally ask, "If you see this dude all the time, why don't you just introduce yourself?"
Well, I can't do that. Because then we'll become lifelong best friends.
Lance Corporate@lance_corporate
Like all men, I’ve had imaginary beef with this one dad at little league for three seasons now. Our kids are on different teams, we’ve never spoken, but he’s your typical washed up baseball dad, wears his oakleys turned around on his head, constantly strutting back and forth anxiously in front of the bleachers (but only when the moms are watching). Well my wife’s been telling me about this guy who always shows up to burn boot camp (basically a girl power rah rah club with some exercises thrown in) in his big jacked up truck, hops out in his sleeveless shirt so everyone can see his sleeve tats and black aluminum KIA memorial vet bracelet. He’s always the only guy in a sea of like 100 suburban spandex women. Not a horrible approach, except he’s married with multiple kids and his wife does not attend. My wife has a very sensitive cringe radar and says it’s borderline unbearable when dawg is like grunting doing exercise ball curls around mid-30s moms of 4. Well last week mid-game she points and says “that’s him!!!” And what do you know, we both have unspoken beef with the same dude. Don’t ever let them tell you there’s no such thing as soulmates.
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Day 2 of tweeting this picture at @HomefieldApparl until they recommend a solution for getting the residue of the sticker they put on off the suede bill of my hat.
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@iupdate I have never been able to use Android successfully for more than 10 minutes in my entire life. Nonsense interface that is literally unusable. It’s been an inferior copy of iOS since day one
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There were a lot of guys on that 1990 Boston Red Sox team that fit the bill, but Tony Peña is the first one that came to my mind.
Baseball’s Greatest Moments@BBGreatMoments
Who is yours?
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@HomefieldApparl love the new hat but getting the sticker off the suede has been a battle. Any advice?
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@TomDorian77 @travisakers Nothing worse than a start between 11 and 2.
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@travisakers Couldn’t disagree with this more. Get the sports done and out of the way so we can get on with other things for the day. 8/8:30 am is the ideal start time
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Hot Take: Kids sports should never begin before 10am on a Saturday and never during church hours on a Sunday.
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As of now, the MIAA rule is to prohibit iPads. In the NFHS rules, there are certain locations where one can be used for replay on the sidelines.
Milton HC Steve Dembowski thinks if the MIAA rule is kept, stiff penalties should be put in place for such use if coaches violate it.
Brendan Connelly@BConn63
After a heated start, the Committee moves to the discussion of the electronic equipment rule change. A primary focus - the use of iPads.
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@Zig2K @CurryHicksSage In the last five years I noticed a sharp uptick among the HS kids i coached who were fluent in spreads, parlays, teasers. Also had a couple who were semi regulars at Twin River in RI.
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This is somehow both encouraging and concerning at the same time.
Like, I’m pleased that kids aren’t resorting to alcohol dependence at young ages but also…if you’re in 12th grade and have *NEVER* had a beer there’s a decent chance you’re going to lead a deeply anti social life
Grant Bailey@grantjbailey
Huge collapse in drinking among high schoolers 👀
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@MurrayHillGuy1 30 mids and npcfbs, and how many Dashers/UberEats/other app drivers shoving cell phones in workers' faces?
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NYC lunch hack: NEVER order on the app/website ahead of time at peak lunch hour.
Sweetgreen today had a literal crowd of 30 beautiful mids and NPC finance bros standing around staring at the pickup shelf waiting 30+ mins for food they ordered in advance
Meanwhile the walk-in line was empty. I walked in, ordered, paid, got my baddie bowl salad, and left before a single app orders came out.
The “skip the line” apps somehow created a bigger line than the actual line.
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@MartaCecilia36 I dunno i just call the place. Usually ready to be picked up in 20 minutes. The rare times i do delivery its 30, unless im calling at like 6:15 Friday or Saturday, then I expect it to be longer anyway.
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2026
– Descargas la app
– Creas cuenta con verificación de email
– Agregas dirección con pin en el mapa
– El mapa no encuentra tu calle
– La agregas manualmente
– Seleccionas pizza
– El ingrediente que quieres tiene cargo extra
– Agregas tarjeta
– Error en el pago
– Pagas con otro método
– "Tu pedido llegará entre 85 y 140 minutos"
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Pedir una pizza a domicilio
1995
– Llamas por teléfono
– La pides en 2 minutos
– Llega en 30 minutos
2005 :
– Entras a la web
– La personalizas
– Llega en 45 minutos
2026↓↓
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If you don't meet your wife in college, you will be single at 30
This is a huge inefficiency in the American dating markets
Out of DOZENS of friends I have from home, the only ones with wives met them in college.
Literally NOBODY meets their wife from ages 23-28, it's borderline impossible
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Dating expert says your social life shrinks fast after your mid-20s “The biggest thing to keep in mind is that as you get older, you’re gonna experience what’s called social circle degradation. Your group of friends who you go out with in New York or LA, whatever, some of them are gonna move out of the city, some of them are gonna get cuffed, locked down, not go out as much, some of them are gonna get married, etc” “As you approach your late 20s and early 30s, your social circle is gonna look very different at 26 than it will at 29. That may sound far off, but these are like two-year increments. In two years from now, your social circle is likely gonna be smaller than it is right now as people start getting into relationships, getting more serious, and moving out of the city”
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What is the most "lacrosse" first name you've ever heard?
We need to name our new AI Assistant.
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@wllcrwlr @DKnight9630 I also enjoyed the Enchantress reveal in Avengers that made her look like she had to be at least 6'8"
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Thirty years ago Marvel outsourced both the Fantastic Four & Avengers line of comics to Wildstorm & Extreme Studios in what was called Heroes Reborn.
Which were your favorite series and how long did you stick with them?
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@CK_3108 @MrPassive_ Sun-Mon-Tues are our light days. I usually make 8+ servings of whatever we're having and live on Leftovers Wed-Fri.
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Bedtime starts at 8, don’t forget dinner- oh shit you forgot to prep? Don’t have time let’s order something or frozen nuggets and fries, boom now you’re down the nutrition rabbit hole, forgot to switch the laundry, clean the dishes, kids shoes are in the hallway- time for a learning lesson, shit what about bath?! Ahh f it I need a beer!
All jokes aside I wouldn’t trade it for the world
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The parenting books don’t do enough to warn you about the fact that work ends at 5:00, the school gets out at 2, and soccer starts at 3:30.
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@JRoche3MR First time I thought "Ooh...I'm not sure i want to deal with 89 in the snow" was a real sign of aging to me.
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For personal reasons I’d flip Portsmouth and Worcester but otherwise I have zero notes for this list
offseason enthusiast@FightMass
i think my mid level new england cities list (note: all the immediate boston adjacent ones are “metro boston” and the state of CT is basically just NYC suburbs to me) now goes 1) portland 2) burlington vt 3) providence (⬆️) 4) portsmouth 5) worcester 6) manchester 7) springfield
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@moonchild23580 Watching dad cook laid the foundation. Cooking class in HS taught me basic techniques. Food Network gave me confidence to experiment and refined my skills.
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