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@adamhousley If Hakeem Jeffries is Temu Obama & Dollar Store Obama, then Gavin Newsome has to be Temu Clinton & Dollar Store Clinton. He's a throwback DEI poster boy for thin tall white male politicians with a full head of hair. Dems are running on empty.

This guy is the best example of a politician I've seen. He fits every single narrative. Hand gestures. Arrogance. Slimy. Pretty boy. Makes crap up. Flat out turns lies into truths. Man, I'd love to debate him.

@sunnyright Can anyone find the old skit where they were planning a suicide bomb attack, but no one wanted to be the one to do it? That was a good one too.

An SNL skit where terrorists want to hijack a plane but can’t deal with the TSA lines

@MonicaCrowley Some people will go to any length to avoid a subpoena & accountability.

And … scene!

@rachelbovard Most of us in America First do not share your enthusiasm for the process. We want the @GOPSenate to nuke the filibuster if needed to pass the Save America act. We know the Dems will nuke it if they ever regain the chance. Thanks for your helpful clear explanation though.

The Senate moved to proceed to the House passed SAVE America Act. The Senate is now "on" the bill. Thune filled the amendment tree with the policy changes requested by POTUS (ban on child trans surgeries, protecting sports, etc). This blocks Democrats from being able to offer amendments. Now we debate. It's not technically a talking filibuster (this method requires cloture), but the fact that Thune didn't file cloture and end debate immediately makes this the most open and deliberative Senate floor in maybe a decade. Conservatives have asked the Senate GOP for a process. This is the start of it. Hopefully we will see them take it seriously: quorum calls, amendment votes (maybe even some Dem amendments), negotiation, and robust and prolonged debate. At some point there will be a cloture vote (60v), which I assume fails. That's fine -- as long as the GOP is prepared to continue the process. Return to the bill, file cloture again, keep working, keep talking. The Senate makes time for what it prioritizes.

@Cptfuzzy1974 @HarmeetKDhillon That's the history of any apprenticeship opportunity. People used to sell seven years of their life for the chance to learn critical skills. You won't believe what they make medical interns & residents do! Rise up, throw off your chains.

@BillScheurer @HarmeetKDhillon So basically judges are having their clerks are basically they're called interns do all the heavy lifting do their work for them and they take the credit got it... I couldn't do it if I'm going to do the work I'm not going to have somebody else put their name on it

Wait till you hear who helps federal judges draft their opinions that affect millions of lives daily. It will BLOW YOUR MIND ! 😱

@GianmarcoSoresi Just use "the President" instead of any specific president. That way, your jokes will live forever. Evergreen shelf life. Did you hear the latest one about Andrew Jackson?

I’m taping some stand-up this year and I cannot figure out if I should even mention Trump given the amount of time editing will take. Last time I filmed something with a Joe Biden joke the debates were the very next week and I found out he was already dead

@LocasaleLab For us lay people, can you name a few examples of these systemic errors in ways that generally educated people can understand? This is not a challenge to your premise, just a simple genuine request.

The much deeper problem in science is not these obvious errors. It is the theories and claims that are wrong - built on experimental artifacts, logical fallacies, or wildly overstated interpretations - yet they remain in the conversation for years or decades because they were published in prestigious journals or asserted by influential authorities and never seriously challenged. Those studies become the foundations for entire research ecosystems. Thousands of grants get funded. Careers are built around them, including senior administrative roles. Universities spend millions recruiting people based on those narratives. This is where the reproducibility crisis lies - not in easily detected image issues, but in influential ideas that continue shaping the scientific system long after their foundations should have been questioned. These kinds of gotcha moment retractions over image issues are among the easiest problems to detect and correct. They typically appear in smaller journals with limited editorial and reviewing resources, where people already suspect much of the work resembles papermill output and treat it accordingly. AI can now detect most of these issues almost instantly.

@AndrewKolvet You realize that would create a new incentive for people to illegally enter so they could then self-deport? I'd rather see dynamic pricing, so illegals can see that the earliest to leave get the highest rewards. Also, tack on a premium for people leaving sanctuary jurisdictions.

I would happily increase the self-deport stipend to $15,000. It costs ~$18,000 to deport one illegal, so it's still a net savings for the American taxpayer.

@unusual_whales Ask ChatGPT what happens if we put Gatorade in our pipes instead of water.

OpenAI's Altman: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

@BorderHawkNews It's past time for US to pass sensible machete control laws. Radical leftists put their machetes over human life. How long before our school children are having to do active hacker drills?

EXCLUSIVE: Nicaraguan illegals unleashed into US by Biden regime arrested in brutal machete attack at laundromat in Arcadia, Florida Rafael Hurtado-Martinez, 29, and Yeri Flores-Salgado, 33, were both charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Hurtado-Martinez is already in ICE custody. "Flores-Salgado also has felony convictions for vehicle theft and damage to property and was sentenced to five years’ probation in March 2025," an @ICEgov spokesman told Border Hawk. "They both crossed the southern U.S. border illegally under Biden’s catch and release policy that allowed millions of unvetted illegal aliens to be let loose on American streets.” H/T @ImmigrantCrimes for collaborating on this story — link below ⏬

@stats_feed Gen X already wears the mantle of the next Greatest Generation. They make the world go around.

The term "Millennials" was invented in 1991 by two historians writing a book about American generational cycles; over a decade before most Millennials had even finished high school. They predicted Millennials would become "the next Greatest Generation"

@OGPayde @stats_feed You pretty much described what it was like growing up as a Boomer. All the hope of the future invested in you.

@stats_feed Imagine being labeled, analyzed, and given a destiny before you even finished growing up.

@USAttyPirro Jerome Powell is the new poster boy for eliminating the Fed. How can anyone trust him/them with our money? I'm always terrified at the prospect of our politicians having control, but the Fed is clearly out of control now & has to be changed. They're the bag men of the deep state.

The American public is fed up with taxpayer money that goes into an unaccountable black hole. Today, an activist judge in Washington, D.C. has bathed Jerome Powell in immunity by taking the tool of a grand jury subpoena away from our ability to investigate the Federal Reserve. The Department of Justice will appeal.

@micsolana Socialists are a fraudulent business. Poor people are the phony product they hawk & the downline customers they dupe, like an MLM scheme. Politicians like Bernie Sanders are their diamond distributors.

one thing about socialists is they literally do not give a shit about poor people

@KatieNick14 Sure it did, if an important part of your understanding of how to achieve & maintain peace includes the reality of peace through strength. That's why some of us can see the difference between various military actions & some cannot, they all look the same to them.

@BillScheurer This didn't age well.

"The times they are a changing" - President Trump - Peacemaker in Chief

@SocraticQuant @KatieMiller @River_City The filibuster is not legislation, it is only a Senate rule. The majority can change the rules anytime. The Dems of this decade will change it in a heartbeat anytime it would be needed to get what they want.

@KatieMiller @River_City x.com/i/status/20313…

If Democrats gain power — they will immediately end the filibuster. They will make pack the courts and give all illegal aliens citizenship. What are Republicans waiting for? Pass the SAVE Act and save democracy.

@LongPlay1215 @kyledcheney @Scotus You're kidding, right? They went from "I've got a phone and a pen" to the "Weekend At Bernie's" autopen. But anyway yes, government employees serve under the direction of the President. They are not a government unto themselves. You disparage as whims what you can't understand.

@BillScheurer @kyledcheney @Scotus Would you approve uncontrolled kingly whims if Obama was in office? Gavin Newsom? Hillary? Harris? Biden?

JUST IN: The 1st Circuit has granted an administrative stay of Judge Murphy's 3rd country deportation ruling, preventing his block on the Trump administration's policy from taking effect tomorrow.

@LongPlay1215 @kyledcheney @Scotus So, you want unelected employees in the executive branch to not carry out the directions of the constitutionally elected head of the executive branch?

@BillScheurer @kyledcheney @Scotus This entire government policy boils down to appeasing every whim of the Dear Leader.

@EthanAllenMathr @ConceptualJames Wow, thanks! georgesoros.com/books/ It is a valuable service to systematically expose Soros ideology, like some have done to Alinsky, Piven & others. We always see him in reference to his political & ngo funding, as a kind of bogeyman. Reveal the whole agenda behind his actions.

@BillScheurer @ConceptualJames “…my criterion of demarcation between natural and social science is that the latter is reflexive, the former is not. In other words, social science can change objective reality by influencing the participants’ views…” - Soros georgesoros.com/2014/01/13/fal…

Addressing Zoomerslop. A real Gen Z quote: "Of all my friends, Israel is the very first thing that they want to learn about and understand, because it does go back to America First. I, in fact, have not talked to one Gen Z conservative that has been pro-Israel. Everybody I've talked to is questioning Israel." Listen, kids. Doesn't that seem really f--king weird to you? The main thing your whole cohort cares about is another country, one that is allied with us and kicking ass in the most Top Gun way you can imagine? Doesn't it seem weird that everyone in your generation is focused on another country that isn't even attacking us? It should seem weird because it is weird. The reason it's happening is not because Israel is relevant to all of your lives. The reason it is happening is because you're being propagandized. Let me repeat the quote in words that hit your big brothers and sisters right in the assholes ten years ago: "Of all my friends, privilege is the very first thing that they want to learn about and understand, because it does go back to Social Justice. I, in fact, have not talked to one Millennial liberal that doesn't question our privilege. Everybody I've talked to is questioning privilege: white privilege, male privilege, straight privilege." Do you think that was normal? No, it wasn't normal either. Every Gen X or older person can tell you that the young people in their generations had many, varied, and diverse interests. There was no top of mind for everyone in a generation. But the Millennials got it with privilege and Social Justice, and you're getting it with Israel and "America First." Kids, listen to me. This is not normal. This is not natural. This is the result of dedicated propaganda campaigns. You are being propagandized. The method of propaganda being used is primarily something called "reflexivity," which is a method developed by George Soros to create mass movements of belief around deliberate lies that he called "fertile fallacies." He called them "fertile fallacies" because they are lies (fallacies, errors, differences between what's believed and what's really true) that can take off (fertile) in a population. They're "lies with legs," it has been said. The method of "reflexivity" is to get everyone believing the same erroneous stuff in an increasing way at the same time. This is accomplished through local media saturation: everyone is talking about the same thing in the same way at the same time, and eventually so are your friends. Then the ideas "reflect" all around you creating a sense of social consensus and widespread belief. Reflexive campaigns are everywhere now. On the Left, we call them the "Current Thing." We have rafts of memes of the NPCs all changing their tune or saying the same thing or being reprogrammed or being hypnotized into the newest Current Thing, which changes when the media does. That's you! Now! You're being Sorosed! The reason everyone in your generation is suddenly talking about Israel is because propagandists in your midst have made Israel your "current thing." It is a reflexive campaign, and you aren't just a victim but are playing your part. The framing for that reflexive campaign is "America First." The propagandists are exploiting your love of country and frustration with bad actors in our governments and their "global partners," which are increasingly being exposed, to get you attached to a bunch of fertile fallacies about Israel, all of which play upon your fears, anxieties, frustrations, and love for your beautiful country. Here are some: "Israel is not really our greatest ally. It isn't even an ally." "We can't afford things at home because Israel gets aid money." "This is Israel's War, and I'm not dying in Israel's War." "Israel attacked the USS Liberty and isn't our friend." "Jeffrey Epstein was working with Israel." "Israel is too weak to exist on its own so it manipulates America into supporting it." "Israel is a settler-colonialist project that is doing a genocide of the indigenous Palestinians." (OOPS MY BAD THAT'S THE ONE THEY'RE TELLING YOUR FRIENDS ON THE LEFT) "Israel is a warmongering vassal state under with US protectorate status that is seeking to become a regional power by starting random wars that it drags the US into and doing genocide." (AHH THAT'S YOUR VERSION OF THE SAME LIE!) None of these (or dozens more) is accurate. They are all fallacies (lies) designed to take off in the social and emotional environments you find yourselves in, driven by media and political propagandists who have their own agendas but need your help (just like the NPCs on the Left). The reason you are so obsessed (and, yes, that's obsession) with Israel is because you are being targeted by reflexive propaganda campaigns designed to make you all fixate on this object that can be alleged to cause most of your problems. In fact, it causes few, if any, of your problems and is actively solving many problems you are blessed enough not to even know that you have. Friends, you are being propagandized. You are being led to focus and fixate on these things because it serves dark interests that are not your own. The same Soros techniques that work on the Left are being used on you, and you're helping them work. How do you stop them? 1) Stop listening to propagandists. This is actually really important. 2) Seek out the opposite side of what you're being told and try to understand the truth. 3) Use critical thinking. 4) Ask yourself if you're being asked to think about issues or asked to feel about issues. 5) Be skeptical of something that appears suddenly in the news or on platforms that everyone is repeating all the time all at once. That's how Soros's reflexivity works. 6) Understand, just like how it was true with CNN and other trusted news sources, that trusted sources can be bought, at which point they are not trustworthy anymore and are using your trust to manipulate you. The biggest anti-America operation that's happening right now is the sudden skeptical-to-hostile fixation on Israel. Notice that it's only been a thing since October 7, 2023, exactly the same time the parallel propaganda wave began on the Left. What you're participating in is the side of that same campaign tailored to your values, your anxieties, and your frustrations. No different. This campaign is rapidly turning people against not just Israel and often Jews (against your values, I'm sure), but against MAGA, Trump, the United States and its role in the world, and the Republican Party. Who benefits from that? Not you. Not us. Isn't it weird to you that so many people suddenly believe exactly the opposite of what they believed in 2022? Isn't it weird to you that everyone considers this such a big issue? It should be weird because it is. That's the signature of a propaganda campaign, and you are its primary targets.