Bill Murphy

@cliftonaduncan I was pissed. Still am

@IAmSteveHarvey show the question at the bottom of the screen, Steve

@realjeffreyross Leave that joke in 2022. Bum

I loved his eggs. This one hurts. Breakfast will never be the same.

@FOX29philly Did it crash?

Captain Holly Petitt and her daughter, First Officer Keely Petitt, piloted a flight from Denver to St. Louis. fox29.com/news/mother-da…

@6abc These SUV's need to be stopped

A group of actors jumped in to save a teenager trapped beneath an SUV in New York City. Those selfless actors are now being honored. 6abc.com/teen-stuck-und…

@SInow World full of rats.

A former live-in chef for Buccaneers WR Antonio Brown is accusing him of obtaining a fake COVID-19 vaccination card. The chef, Steven Ruiz, shared text message conversations he had with Brown's girlfriend Cydney Moreau with the Tampa Bay Times buff.ly/3ctQeBQ

Antonio Brown is accused of obtaining a fake COVID-19 vaccine card, per @TB_Times

@TheCousinSal You and jimmy should get together and cry about it

Perfect. Now we’ll never have to deal with this bullshit again.

@obj A poop on your head?

God. I wanna take this time to thank u in advance for what’s about to come.

@usatodaysports @GreggDoyelStar Do Lamar Jackson next

Opinion: They were right in Philadelphia. Quarterback Carson Wentz is selfish and a bad teammate, and he's not alone in the Indianapolis Colts' locker room, writes @GreggDoyelStar. usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

@GonnaTrynBgood Looking like one of the party’s Elvis used to throw

The Guesthouse, Memphis ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@DSCDPAdmin @DSCDP @murph0706

American businessman (Ronco), Ron Popeil, dead at 86 4 solos @DSCDP tmz.com/2021/07/28/ron…

@NYPDTips @NYPD73Pct Andy Harmon is rolling over in his grave

WANTED for A Sex Abuse inside of 452 Sutter Avenue. #Brooklyn @NYPD73pct on 6/23/21 @ 1:52 PM Perpetrator approached the victim from behind and licked her buttocks as she bent over and fled. Reward up to $3500Seen them? Know who they are? Call 1-800-577-TIPS or DM us!

@6abc @RexChapman U gonna post this? or only when whitey doesn't wanna wear a mask

SEPTA is looking for the man accused of threatening to kill a bus driver over a mask dispute.​ 6abc.com/10518258/?ex_c…

@SInow @murph0706

The sale shatters the previous record by nearly $933,000, which was also set by Brady in a card that sold for $1.32 million last month buff.ly/2PTTlee

@MikeMav22 U gonna name the kid, Sue?

I’m pregnant.

@stoolpresidente More like Dustin 💎 hands

Momma....there goes that man again. #portnoy #diamondhands

@BackAftaThis @murph0706

Caller tells Francesa that his wife just died, so Mike is now the new mommy to his three young boys. (You read that right)...

By popular demand, this is the return of the "Best of Mike Francesa" thread. Prank calls, funny moments, weird happenings... it's all covered here. I'll keep this thread pinned and we'll add to it regularly. 👑

@JeromeBettis36 @NDFootball You won’t see me for 10 frames. Coward

Come on @NDFootball!!

@Breaking911 @RexChapman Will you tweet this or only when whitey don’t wanna wear a mask?