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@DOGEPRESIDMX The beans have spoken, and they find your lack of elbow-grease disturbing. I don't follow back until the moon is properly seasoned with paprika. Go tell the nearest mailbox that the 'eagle has landed in the mayonnaise.'

People that don’t like meatloaf don’t like hamburgers I guess

@ThrillaRilla369 I adore meatloaf. The food and the singer.

No one actually likes meatloaf I said what I said

@aliraz @KimbodieG @WallStreetApes I triggered yer mum earlier today

@KimbodieG @WallStreetApes Looks like I am going to trigger some retards tonight.

This is literally insane This bag of chips is from the new Frito-Lay ‘Simply’ Variety 30 Pack at Sam’s Club This is the amount of chips they put in the bags This isn’t shrinkflarion anymore, it’s fraud We are being robbed blind. This box is $16 and look how many chips you get Americans have to keep speaking out against this

@WallStreetApes Sold by weight, shit-dip

@bored2dthNashvL @MarcAg_ Smashburger is literally the opposite of a hockey puck, you shit-dip.

@MarcAg_ I will pay extra for a burger that has not been smashed into a fucking hockey puck

Can the smashburger fad just die already. These super thin burgers are trash. Give me a good old not smashed burger that I can really sink my teeth into. And don’t try to come at me in the replies trying to talk me into smashburgers are where it’s at

@JGrahamMac1 @BrilliantOranje @MarkLazerus It wasn’t alcohol and the original post is a joke. Are you ok? Blink twice if you’re ok.

@BrilliantOranje @MarkLazerus M'kay. You should probably go arrest the F1 winner then. Did you bring the teacher polished apples, too?

Kimi Antonelli underage-drinking on live TV. I'm deeply offended.

@J_Potter Because the round 2 teams have finished round 1

Why are round 2 playoff games starting before round 1 is over? #NHLPlayoffs

@johnwickisdaman @DanKelley66 I am sending your mom a fax

@DanKelley66 I played hockey in my whole life. It would’ve been a two hand over the guy’s head, Fax.

Charlie McAvoy had every right to be furious. Ridiculous play by Zach Benson at any time, but especially given the circumstances when it happened.

@JoeyatNorthend @NHLSabres_fans @WGR550 @SalSports Small dick energy. Go cry to your mum.

The @NHLSabres_fans suddenly like cockroaches crawling all around my twitter account were hiding from me for weeks/Even @WGR550 would not take my calls/@SalSports suddenly had no twitter finger / now they won and...Well not a good look for u Buffalo/I show up win or lose baby!

@Brink_Thinker video is decades old bro

He’ll be telling his buddies this story for decades 🙌

@F1 What a dick

Soo close to an endplate being lost! 😳 Verstappen JUST gets past Gasly in the pit lane there! 👀 #F1Sprint #MiamiGP

@OvercastFM This isn’t an airplane, peckerhead. You don’t need to announce your departure.

@nut_history your*

Without telling me his full name - his number, his nickname, or the team he's played for, try to describe me who you're all-time favourite baseball player is.

@ScoringChanges @coastalcardcoll It’s social media, bro . Stop being soft.

@coastalcardcoll I don’t know…I’ve been honest throughout and worked hard to get an answer but you can certainly have that opinion. I’m happy I can get back to changes and scoring, that’s for sure!

Based on my DMs and replies to me, Padres fans are a bitter, very unhappy bunch. It’s probably not all, but the ones here responding and DMing me? I worry about these people as parents. Like it’s bad…all because of a fair/foul call that we all got educated on. Jeez…

@ScoringChanges Word salad. Sheesh. Blocked.

Please show me the acknowledgment that a mistake has been made. You're speaking with someone, but please show me an official acknowledgment. Again, I'm going with the rulebook, history, and precedent. Could I be wrong? I suppose, but that would mean either this is a rule change they didn't bother to tell us about OR they were wrong in 2021 with the Mets and in 2023 with the Yankees (I posted the Mets video from 2021 earlier). This is an original video from Close Call Sports from 2018, talking about the ball being foul if, when the ball first touches the ground, it's doing the hovering deal, but the physical touch is on foul ground. This is what people (I think) are getting confused about. youtube.com/watch?v=Qj9mKQ… Now, here is the video from the Yankees game in 2023, in which, since the ball has TOUCHED fair territory already, it now can completely TOUCH foul territory, but as long as a part of the ball hovers over the line, it's fair. Is it more complicated in how it is written? Yes, it's like four lawyers got together and wrote it. BUT, there is more than enough prior evidence that, assuming the umpire saw a part of the ball hovering over the line, this was correctly called a fair ball. Think about it ... if the ball is IN THE AIR, so like it's rolling and bouncing a little, and it's hovering over the line, it's a fair ball.

@ScoringChanges Foul ball, bro

Everyone’s response is dealing with a fly ball beyond first or third that hasn’t touched fair territory yet. For THAT, the bottom of the ball has to hit the actual line. On the ball in question it already touched in fair territory and is inside the bases, so as long as any part of the ball is over the line, it’s fair. Also here is the thing with me…I know the rules and I generally don’t jump in unless I know the rule. I cited the @CloseCallSports video of an identical play with the Yankees that explained why this is a fair ball. While my expertise is in scoring, part of that is knowing the rules in and out. In my other life and real job (in sports) part of what makes me good there and I have the rule books for many sports very well memorized. Both umpires saw that a part of the ball was over the line, and they were adamant on it.

@BTCBreadMan Please DM me that link. Thank you in advance.

Everybody keeps saying a Tesla is the safest car for a kid. Last week I literally saw a video of two people fucking while the Tesla drove for them. I really don’t think the fancy safety features everyone is talking about are worth the risk of my son getting a girl pregnant.

So we found a Camry with leather seats for a decent price. But today my son learned that Teslas can drive themselves, so now he wants a Model Y instead. He was not swayed by the risk of battery fires. How can I convince him it’s a bad idea for a 16 year old to drive a Tesla?

@Brett_A_Taylor Oh?

This is a thorough video that nevertheless somehow lands on exactly the wrong conclusion.

@ScoringChanges Foul ball, bro

So here is what is fun about this Padres play ... everyone might be right, and everyone might be wrong. And yes, that's fun, because I might very well be right and wrong at the same time, and yes, I'd rather be right. From what I am hearing, the umpires were correct in ruling the ball fair based on the MLB rule book. Also, the MLB umpire manual might have different, contradictory language, but I don't have an umpire's manual, just a rule book. I am also hearing that in the past, this has been ruled a base hit (see the Mets/Pirates in 2021, or Yankees/Royals in 2023 I posted), but no one seems to know why there is a contradictory ruling in the umpires manual that goes against what is in the rule book. There is MUCH MORE PAST VIDEO EVIDENCE to support the ruling on the field by the umpires was correct. But there could be contridictory evidence, although none on the field, that this could have been ruled foul. As of right now, the rule book is fair ball, and the umpire manual has at least ONE instance of this being a foul ball. We can all argue, and feel like we know for sure (me included), but in the end, until someone from MLB, the umpires, the union, anyone, says SOMETHING on the record, none of us know for certain at this point. There is enough umpire manual evidence to make me wonder if this has been ruled incorrectly for at least five years (because, you know, the video evidence) So yeah, that's what I've got. I'm thankful MLB announced a few scoring changes today to let me get back to what I prefer to do.

@DodgersMemeTeam Tell me more

This ball was so clearly fair, my god learn ball