Billy the Grouch

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@Billy_Grouch @MartyGriffinKD @ZitoSalena What the hell does that even mean?

Whoa…

@JackalopePoop You may be right; we'll see.

@Billy_Grouch I do not believe that Pope Leo wants to see the destruction of the Chicago Archdiocese in the way that Cardinal Cupich does. Cardi C actively and palpably hates us all.

NOW DO CHICAGO! 😭😭😭 buffalonews.com/news/local/art…

@cathconclave The New Springtime of Vatican II!

In 1960, the Netherlands had around 40,000 Catholic nuns. Today, there are around 3,500 left, the average age of whom is over 75. Monastic life in the Netherlands is in its final stages and will virtually disappear entirely in the coming decades. #CatholicX

@GuyUsinu @naomirwolf Which explains Dr. Wolf's obsession with "chemtrails".

@naomirwolf highly educated people are often the most stupid about the simplest things... none of us are immune to stupidity.

‘Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but - what is the light source here?’ I reposted my question. Lots of people are having a good laugh, and you are welcome to, but I am not ashamed to ask very basic questions about fields not my own, of other people online; and I prefer to have human conversations with knowledgeable people rather than ask AI or Google websites as a first resort. I put this question badly in haste I concede but I meant: please explain where the astronauts are in space in relation to this image, where is the sun in relation to this image, where is the earth in relation to this image, what time of day or night it is on earth in relation to this image, and what is the relationship of our day or night on earth to this light on the far side of the moon. Curiosity isn’t always well put and wasn’t in this case but I think it’s always a useful quality.

@Jimfrombaseball My two favorite Tigers. Thanks for posting this.

"I remembered when a guy gets knocked out you got to grab him by the back of the jaw and with your fingers pop it open." Willie Horton saved Al Kaline's life during a game in Milwaukee against the Brewers on May 30, 1970. The bases were loaded in a 2-2 tie when Brewers infielder Roberto Pena hit a ball deep into right-center field. Al Kaline was playing right field and Jim Northrup, the center fielder, both went after the fly ball. In the outfield, they collided. The impact caused Al Kaline fell to the warning track, Kaline's jaw locked, and his tongue fell back, obstructing his airway and immediately he began to turn blue and suffocate. Willie Horton, who was playing left field, quickly realized what had happened. Willie Horton rushed over to Al Kaline and remembering his Golden Gloves training and without hesitation, pried open Al Kaline's mouth. This action cleared Kaline's airway, allowing him to breathe again and saving his life. Willie Horton even bears a mark on his right wrist from where Kaline bit him during the incident. Horton later referred to it as his "Best autograph" from his teammate. "Al Kaline was part of my family and you do what you have to do to help anyone. It’s hard to believe that he is now gone. I think about him all the time. He’ll always be with me.” Willie Horton, 2020.

Typical crap from a Catholic convert who immediately thinks he knows everything better than cradle Catholics.

Hey @sheetz, do you sell this stuff? And if not, why not?

@dantypo I can tell you for certain that convertibles are chick magnets. This from a guy whom the ladies normally didn't look at twice.

Men- What do you think of a convertible? Too slightly fem? Too impractical too often? I’ve never owned one or wanted one. But there’s something beautiful about this one.

@ryan_and_donut Free Donut!

Good morning! Donut plots an escape from jail with Coffee Bear.

Liberal women will complain about not being able to walk alone at night and then advocate for the people who make it unsafe to walk alone at night

@roddreher You can't do any better than Bill Evans.

Spending Western Easter all day in a quiet airport lounge at Heathrow. Eight hour layover on way home to Budapest. Sitting here working on my next book and listening to the incomparable Bill Evans. My life is blessed. Thank you, Lord.

@brittilina Too late or too early?

My husband is playing the Doxology on the tin whistle. It’s 1am.

@VitalVegas @redrockcasino "fried potato batons"? A new food euphemism FTW.

If you’re looking for a value, hard to beat the burger and fries deal @RedRockCasino’s Lucky Penny ($5.99). Terrible lighting, but serviceable burger, bountiful fried potato batons, artisanal dill cucumber relish coins and all-you-can-eat house tomato emulsion.

@DefiantLs You'd think he could dress a little better.

Damn. $10k though?

@rayadverb That picture of the RV on the moon should have some Jarts lying around, for old times' sake.

The Moon Mission: open.substack.com/pub/davebarry/…

“I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.”

Every Catholic knows that there are ZERO Masses offered on Good Friday, anywhere, ever.

@MDLatinMass Do you know why, after all these years, the SSPX has not assigned one of their priests to take up residency in Pittsburgh?

From Saint James Church in Pittsburgh: the 2026 Easter Triduum begins with Maundy Thursday High Mass & repose of the Blessed Sacrament. You'll never see a priest or Bishop from the SSPX at a White House heretic prayer service. That's why we need more of them.