Dr. Bimny Joeson, Esq.

@CaliCoot23 @alphafox They're rented on credit.

@alphafox How can u pretend to look rich 😆 Somebody had to buy the things with actual money dumbass What poor person you know can rent cars and buy expensive clothes You moron These are kids you worried about remember that

Nothing says I'm poor like pretending to look rich.

@reddit_lies And if they get the form wrong in any way they don't get to proceed, just like how they want firearms handled

I wish everyone had to fill out a 4473 to vote.

@JoeFlyy @KBiedlingmaier @AzPetrich There's over 300,000,000 people in America.

@KBiedlingmaier @AzPetrich “Klan is basically gone” **very next sentence** “Membership in the US is at about 3,000 people” 😒😒😒😒

The KKK is alive and well in Tennessee. The Sargeant of Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents. FUCKING SHAMEFUL!

@Huff4Congress I play it like a bongo

Question for all Americans, British, Australians, and Canadians: You can push a button that sends every person of Indian ethnicity in your country back to India, BUT you will never again Eat Indian food Hear Indian accents See Indian dancing Do you push it?

@TheOnePizzaMan lol if you tip.

Literally saw a group of high schoolers sit at a B-Dubs for 3 hours and only got bottomless apps and then tipped the server $1.25.

@RiseOfAlberta I don't think we'd notice

Americans. Do you think the United States would recognize an Independent Alberta?

@SurvivingCFS Oh no put a blanket on

I called the police to file a police report because they have us sleeping in 59 degree rooms at night. I have a right to do so. But now they just told me I am being involuntarily discharged. I'm not surprised. This place is so bad that it’s undoable anyway, even for me. Like unfortunately this one is too big to fail and to take down. So I am going to a friends for a bit and then going to a better nursing home. If you can, please keep donating. I will need all the help I can get!

@_redfeels Nope, well aware

do you ever see a photo of yourself and almost can’t believe how fucking ugly you actually are

@jetskifishpro @rawsalerts How do you think they're shipped now?

@rawsalerts not sure this is a good idea, what's the point of allowing handguns in the mail anyway just asking for more problems down the line

🚨#BREAKING: USPS has announced that they may Soon Allow People To Ship Handguns Through The Mail For The First Time In Nearly 100 Years

@JeauxDirtee @rawsalerts Sorry to hear you're retarded, they have help for that

@rawsalerts Only licensed firearm dealers should be allowed to ship guns. This is a bad idea.

@rawsalerts Good

@NickJFuentes You'd really punish them by not posting, or talking in public or...

It’s really not that complicated. The Republicans totally betrayed their voters and broke every single promise. So I’m switching sides and voting Democrat in 2026 to punish them.

@MapleMomEh Some people just need a daily beating

Fucking tired of this shit in my DMs

@gatorgar Good joke man

Katie Porter is the de facto leader of the Democratic party right now. The personality, the physicality, the momentum—she has it all. The DNC is crazy to waste her potential on the California governorship. She is YOUR next president. She’s here to EAT. It’s #HerTurn #Porter2028

@jammierooroo @rustynew386 He used to but last I saw he's decided he's actually a woman

@rustynew386 Even he acknowledges that he’s a man.

Transphobes will look you dead in the eyes and tell you this is a man.

@ThrillaRilla369 Eat less, move more

What’s the fastest way you’ve ever lost weight?

@MissMary1953 @sappholives83 We need a hard drive check here

@sappholives83 No. He doesn't deserve a pardon. Murder is OK now as a strategy? Too far.

This man deserves to be given a full pardon and the thanks of a grateful nation. Instead, he’ll die in prison, condemned for life by the same court system that gave Jessie Mack Butler a six month suspended sentence for three rapes and one attempted murder.

@Bornakang Wondering who the fuck was in my house

You just got off a 12 hour shift and come home to this. What you doing next?

@StephenKing You wrote a child gangbang

Janet Mills told Trump to his face, "We'll see you in court." Hannah Pingree will do the same. Bringing integrity back to government begins at the grassroots level. That's why I support Hannah Pingree for governor. If you're from Maine, please do the same. If you're not, give a few bucks to help out.

@MaDJaMeS8989 @igarglewithfire Well, coincidentally

@BimnyJoe @igarglewithfire What you do on your time is your business. Not shit they can do about it. Pop that beer, play those games and be happy. If they don't like it they don't need to be in your life.

Husband boots up the Xbox Wife: Video games?? It’s the middle of the day, you’re wasting the whole weekend! Husband cracks a beer Wife: Already drinking? It’s not even 2! Husband heads to the garage Wife: You’re gonna get grease EVERYWHERE and guess who has to clean it?