Climpy Biscuit

@EpicClipVault That guy eats the misses...

That’s actually insanely impressive

@DiscountedTr You forgot that he's constantly glistening. It's like he's not quite acclimatized to our atmosphere yet.

> Gaunt vampire build with mortician hair, looks like he orders plasma smoothies from teenagers > Destroyed Gawker for ten million dollars because they called him gay in 2007 > Built Palantir to help ICE hunt down brown people while cosplaying as a libertarian > Stashed 1.7 billion in a Roth IRA through sketchy backdoor maneuvers that would land normies in federal prison > Dead shark eyes that scream I definitely have a bunker full of frozen blood bags > Citizenship shopped his way into New Zealand after spending twelve whole days there like some doomsday prepper trust fund baby > His proteges include JD Vance and other political puppets he bought with hundreds of millions > Wrote that freedom and democracy are incompatible because voters keep rejecting his vampire overlord fantasies > Obsessed with young blood transfusions and parabiosis experiments because aging terrifies sociopaths > Funded multiple fraudulent startups through Founders Fund while preaching about government waste and inefficiency > This pale fuck literally tries to buy immortality while systematically destroying press freedom across America

@SamaHoole @TastingHistory1 would have an aneurysm over this drivel.

Robert is thirty-six years old. In 1247, this is not young. Robert knows this. His knees know this. His back has known this since approximately 1239. Robert lives in a village in Worcestershire with his wife Agnes, three surviving children, and two chickens he is not allowed to eat because the chickens produce eggs and the eggs matter more than the chickens. Today is a Tuesday in March. Robert will describe it as a Tuesday in March. The concept of a 'week' as a unit of leisure is not yet something Robert has access to. 5:00am - Up. Pottage on the fire. The pottage is oats, leeks, and some dried parsnip from the autumn store. There is a small piece of salted pork in it, approximately the size of Robert's thumb. It is mostly flavouring. Robert eats around it for as long as possible, then eats it, then thinks about it for the rest of the morning. 6:00am - Field. Robert works the lord's strip first, then his own. The ground is still cold. His boots have a hole. He has had the hole since October. He has packed it with rags. The rags are wet. They will remain wet until June. Robert is technically eating a plant-based diet. He is not doing this by choice. He is doing this because meat belongs to the lord, the deer belong to the king's forest, and the last man in this village who was caught with an unlicensed rabbit spent a period in the stocks that his family still doesn't fully discuss. 10:00am - Brief rest. Rye bread, hard. A small onion. Robert thinks about the pig that was slaughtered in November. He thinks about this often. The memory of fat is a specific and enduring thing when you don't have much of it. 1:00pm - Back to the field. Robert's average daily calorie intake is somewhere between 1,500 and 2,000 calories, the majority from grain. He is doing agricultural labour that modern exercise scientists would classify as extremely high intensity. He is, measurably, running on insufficient fuel. He is aware of this in the way that you are aware of things that cannot be changed: completely, and without drama. 4:00pm - Home. Agnes has made more pottage. It is similar to this morning's pottage. Robert eats it. Robert's teeth hurt. They have hurt for two years. There is no dentist. There is a barber-surgeon in the market town seven miles away. Robert cannot afford the barber-surgeon and cannot take the day from the fields. His teeth continue to hurt. 7:00pm - Sleep. Robert will be awake again at five. He is thirty-six. He will probably not see forty. The leading cause of death for men in his position is a combination of infection, injury, and the slow arithmetic of malnutrition across a lifetime. Somewhere, eight hundred years from now, someone will describe Robert's diet as "ancestral," "plant-forward," and "aligned with the earth." Robert would have a great deal to say about this. Robert does not have the energy.

@mishel1922 Cancer in a glass.

cool

@Therichardralph Surely try and get fired (without gross misconduct) and get severance?

I am seriously contemplating walking away from my £80K a year job. Not because I am financially secure, but because I want more and I'm too comfortable. Does this relate with anyone?

@StonkKing4 It just wanted to join the family for Netflix and Chill...

$TSLA cybertruck crashes through home as residents were asleep 🤡 Tesla vehicles can strike you anywhere, any time 🤡 Imagine delivering a fleet of Tesla vehicles to a hostile country ... regime change secured

@ValueAnalyst1 Company is truly fucked if it has to do a capital raise.

$TSLA FCF DEEPLY NEGATIVE‼️ CAPITAL RAISE IS INCOMING 💣

@TimurNegru 50k Euro / year and a declining global market for alcohol consumption. Is this even viable within 10 years?

Someone is selling a fully operational winery in Tuscany for €750k ($864k). 9 hectares (22 acres) of land in total. 3 established vineyard hectares, 1 of mature olive trees producing certified organic olive oil, and 5 of cultivated farmland. It already produces 9 wine labels and generates around €50k a year, selling locally only. The winery crafts 4 reds, 3 whites, 1 rosé and 1 passito. The fully equipped cellar and all the machinery are included, so it's a full business that's already running. Above the cellar there's a 3-bedroom apartment, so you live where you work. The property is 5 minutes from Saturnia, home to one of Tuscany's most famous thermal springs. I sent this to one of my clients the other day who's been looking for a project like this, but it's a bit too small for him. This is Tuscany by the way. One of the most famous wine regions on earth. Just wanted to make sure that landed. Curious how much something like this would cost in Napa?

@RyanJTorres @Tesla_AI See how you get on with some cement barriers! x.com/StonkKing4/sta…

It’s snowing on April 2 over the summit on my way to Lake Tahoe in my Cybertruck to go skiing. Gotta love @Tesla_AI FSD, especially when it was super foggy and I could barely see.

@munster_gene The absolute stink of Cope from you...

$TSLA deliveries of 358K were up about 7% year every year. More or less in line with the whisper and a win for the company given it’s the first quarter where we get a true read on underline demand post last years September tax credit sunset. The bottom line is Tesla deliveries are growing without the help of subsidies.

@BradMunchen Oooof.

$TSLA Q1 deliveries of 358K miss consensus estimates of 366K by 2% & TroyTeslike's 375K by 5%. They're also way below my suggestion of possibly being 385K+ earlier this morning. Energy's 8.8 GWh also missed by 39%. Q1 could see losses with such a print this weak. $TSLAQ

@BoosterTribe @SpaceX It's weird watching something work for a change

I think we have all grown a little spoiled by @SpaceX teams launch live streams.

@RutileBlue1 @larsmoravy Uh huh.

@BiscuitClimpy @larsmoravy Actually no. Lies by omission are used all the time because you can't sue for them.

Only full size truck to get both of these awards this year. Thanks for the high bar NHTSA and IIHS - Cybertruck met this very tough challenge. Safety first = Tesla

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX "Bad camera tracking, no onboard cameras, countdown timer disappeared, actually made it to space."

NASA’s Artemis II livestream really makes you appreciate @SpaceX’s launch broadcasts. Bad camera tracking, no onboard cameras, countdown timer disappeared, NASA even showed people in the crowd instead of stage separation lol. The screen also blacked out twice during the first 10 seconds of the launch.

@RutileBlue1 @larsmoravy If they are lying Tesla should sue, right? ... right?

@BiscuitClimpy @larsmoravy The Guardian! 😂🤣

@rdd147 Lol, no. Elon never delivers. He's too hopped up on Special K.

I’m lost. I thought a SpaceX Starship was going to the moon after we paid $9 billion for it. This looks like the same thing we sent in 1967-69 🤔 Things are going great. $TSLA

@kylegawley ...is the right answer.

I'm not against using AI tools AI can be a great assistant if you know what you're doing I am against the hype, lies, fear-mongering and BS around AI

@AvonandsomerRob Strictly 18- surely?

Tickets £10

@DorkSirjur Mark Knight remix was better.

Final download for today, and last upload for a while, its a French don at a legendary Scottish venue, 33 years ago: This is Laurent Garnier @ The Arches, Glasgow 05.05.93 Just over 90 minutes of brilliance from one of the absolute best. Tracklist in comments, download link at bottom of post. Have a good Easter all, catch you in a week or so. Bless up! Spreadsheet of all mixes so far: tinyurl.com/bdhtr28m If you wish to support what I do: ko-fi.com/dorksirjur Download: tinyurl.com/2nd9y5u2 👇🔥👇