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@greg16676935420 @KettlebellDan Fax

@KettlebellDan Waffles are always tasty

is there even one healthy food that you can find at a hotel breakfast? They say it’s free but it comes at a cost Your health

@KettlebellDan Stop.

@camolNFT Below retail asap

Swatch x AP is dropping tomorrow. They're already selling on StockX for $1000, which means the seller is only getting $875 after fees 😭

@EternalEila This made oleary rich

@BitGrateful binance already dipped cuz of regs like this

If you’re in Canada, pivot to not being in Canada

@Srm67 @Sayitpop

@BitGrateful @Sayitpop The officer said theft of services, so I guess that was the first charge.

Woman talked herself into a jail cell

@lawheroezV2 Totally. More time spent on strategy than minutia

Spoke to head of AI at Am20 law firm and their partners are saying that they’re loving practicing law again as legal AI does the shit they never wanted to do and have more time to do the work they’ve always enjoyed. High emotional impact by legal AI.

@lawheroezV2 Customizing templates Don’t sell it short

@BitGrateful Lawyering is just templates

I hope all the tech bros are listening even the ones in the back. The thing with lawyers was that drafting a document was never the job. Doing research was never the job. Each was a task. A task isn’t a job. The purpose of the lawyer’s job is to solve legal problems for the client and provide the comfort and accountability around and as part of these solutions. That’s what people need from lawyers. The fact that lawyers can now do the drafting, analysis, or researching faster or better with AI just made lawyers more needed and more valuable. If legal AI is used in the right way, imagine the scale that will be given to lawyers to solve more and more complex legal problems for clients. Their purpose and the need for their services will compound. As the world gets more complex, society needs more lawyers to help people and businesses with their legal problems. The solution isn’t for clients to solve them on their own with AI slop because they will suffer harm, loss, and make the wrong decisions based on inaccurate, inexperienced, and wrong information, documents, analysis, and advice. I’ve said this before. Tech bros love to predict the end of jobs that they don’t understand because it fits their agenda not the reality based on real, deep understanding of the job or clients’ needs. That’s just stupid and irresponsible. But that’s life. With legal AI being used correctly, effectively, and responsibly by lawyers, we will see more lawyers being able to solve more and more complex legal problems for people and businesses at scale. Lawyer are just being given new superhuman powers. Lawyers and legal services are just getting started.

@hxxntrr False

You can walk into any Apple Store in America, buy $50,000 in MacBooks and iPhones on 0% business credit cards, and resell every single item for 85 to 95% of retail on eBay, Swappa, and Facebook Marketplace the same day. Cash in your bank account by Friday This is how people convert 0% credit limits into liquid cash without Plastiq, without Melio, and without paying a 2.85% processing fee The Apple Store accepts credit cards for purchases up to $50,000. No questions. No ID beyond what's needed for Apple Pay. You walk in, buy 8 MacBook Pros at $2,499 each, and walk out with $19,992 on your Chase Ink Business Unlimited at 0% APR List them on eBay as "Brand New Sealed" at $2,199 each. They sell in 24 to 48 hours because sealed Apple products have the highest resale velocity of any consumer electronics on earth. People buy them because they're getting a $300 discount on a product that never goes on sale $2,199 x 8 = $17,592 in eBay revenue eBay + PayPal fees (13%): -$2,287 Your net cash received: $15,305 You spent $19,992 on a credit card. You got $15,305 in cash. You "lost" $4,687 "That's a terrible deal" No. You converted $19,992 in credit into $15,305 in LIQUID CASH at a cost of $4,687. That's a 23.5% conversion fee Plastiq charges 2.85% but has a $100K annual limit and many payees are restricted. Melio charges 2.85% but some payments take 5 to 7 days and large amounts trigger manual review The Apple resale method has: No annual limit (buy as much as they'll sell you) No payment restrictions (it's a retail purchase) No manual review (it's a credit card transaction at a store) Cash in your bank within 3 to 5 days (eBay payouts are fast) And you can improve the conversion rate dramatically: iPhones resell at 92 to 96% of retail (better than MacBooks). A $1,199 iPhone 16 Pro Max sells for $1,050 to $1,100 on Swappa within 48 hours. That's only a 5 to 8% loss after fees iPads resell at 88 to 93% of retail AirPods Max resell at 85 to 90% Apple Watches resell at 82 to 88% The optimal mix for maximum cash extraction: $30,000 in iPhone 16 Pro Max units (25 phones at $1,199): resell at $1,080 avg = $27,000 - 13% fees = $23,490 net. Loss: $6,510 (21.7%) $20,000 in iPad Pro units (10 iPads at $1,999): resell at $1,799 avg = $17,990 - 13% fees = $15,651 net. Loss: $4,349 (21.7%) Total credit card spend: $50,000 Total cash received: $39,141 Conversion rate: 78.3% Effective "fee": 21.7% "21.7% is way worse than Plastiq's 2.85%" Yes. If Plastiq works for your use case, use Plastiq. The Apple method is for when you need: More than $100K liquidated (Plastiq has limits) Cash in 3 days not 7 No paper trail linking credit cards to bank deposits through a payment processor (the cash appears as eBay/PayPal revenue, not as a Plastiq transfer) Amounts above $25K per transaction (Melio flags large single payments) The people doing this at scale aren't converting $50K. They're converting $200K to $500K across multiple Apple Stores, Best Buys, Costcos, and authorized resellers. At that volume they have eBay stores with Top Rated Seller status, which reduces fees to 10.5% and pushes the conversion rate to 82 to 85% There's also the Amazon Retail Arbitrage version: buy Apple products at retail, sell on Amazon as a third-party seller, Amazon pays out every 2 weeks. The conversion rate is similar but Amazon's customer base is willing to pay closer to retail for the Prime badge and the Amazon return policy A guy in our network converts $80K to $100K per month from credit cards to cash using this exact method across Apple, Costco, and Best Buy. His blended conversion rate after eBay fees and marketplace fees: 81%. He converts $100K in credit into $81K in cash every month $81K in cash from $100K in 0% credit. His "cost" of $19K per cycle is his equivalent of a processing fee. He treats it as a cost of capital. $19K to access $81K in free cash for 15 months = effective annualized cost of 18.6% "18.6% is expensive" Compared to what? An MCA (merchant cash advance) charges 40 to 150% effective APR A hard money loan charges 12 to 18% + 2 to 3 points A personal loan at 680 score charges 15 to 24% APR A credit card balance at standard APR: 24.99% 18.6% annualized for UNSECURED CASH with NO APPLICATION PROCESS, NO UNDERWRITING, and NO REPAYMENT SCHEDULE beyond minimums at 0% for 15 months is cheaper than almost every alternative source of liquid capital for someone without assets to collateralize And the credit card rewards on $100K in Apple Store purchases: roughly $2,000 to $3,000 in points. That drops the effective cost to 15.6 to 16.6% btw the IRS doesn't track retail purchases on credit cards. The purchase shows up as "APPLE STORE #R123" on your credit card statement. The eBay revenue shows up as income from your eBay seller account. If your LLC is the eBay seller, the purchase is a "business inventory expense" and the revenue is "product sales." The accounting is clean this is the emergency version of the liquidation play. when you need cash in 72 hours, can't wait for Plastiq, and need more than $25K. you walk into Apple, buy everything they'll sell you, walk out, list it on eBay, and have cash in your bank by Friday. the most liquid asset in America isn't gold or bitcoin. it's a sealed iPhone lmfaooo (we get 700+ score business owners $100K-$250K in 0% business funding. how you liquidate is your business. we build the capital stack. link in bio)

@Jes_Enzo @jesper_goat Gamble more

@jesper_goat Hope you get out of the gambling hole

Gambling is a fucking disease, what the fuck am I doing with my life. Down so much it’s ridiculous, I’m down waaay more I can afford to lose but I keep chasing. Taking a break now, need to sort my mind out. Stay safe and don’t fucking gamble because it will catch up to you eventually

@kelxyz_ There’s a process for this

Unfortunately a good friend of mine passed away last year, looks like his parents are trying to access his cb account Would appreciate any help here w connecting them to coinbase, just wanna facilitate things to ease their stress Love your people when you have the moment to

@nejatian Canada is a joke

This is straight out of 1984. Thought Police could monitor everyone by turning the microphones in their homes on. What was a dystopian novel seems to have become an instruction manual.

@senatorbabet How is taking people’s hourly wages any better?!?

Capital gains tax shouldn’t exist. I risk my money. I build the business. I make the investment. I do the work. I take the risk. So why the hell should the government take a cut of my success? They risk nothing. They create nothing. They just take. Parasites. F’en parasites.

@AMandoSch @Suethehumanrace …and boy are my arms tired!

If she was an estate's lawyer with no shame she'd say something like "I buried my Father yesterday, I never thought at my age, I'd already have lost a parent, but here are seven helpful steps to avoid going to Probate." Typical LinkedIn bodies. credit to @Suethehumanrace

@cyrusjohnson Man he filled that pissjug like a boss

Who can identify the contents of the box and the jug Jensen brought with him on Air Force One to China?

@SMB_Attorney Basically anything with another party on the other side though?

Lots of people faking it with AI right now. Lawyers, accountants, etc. Litigators get called out because they’ve got an expert checking their work. You have to triple check other people’s work now more than ever.

@shampoo_capital Dont kink shame

🚨 BREAKING: A leaked video allegedly showing Kalshi CEO Tarek Mansour engaging in questionable behavior inside the company’s NYC offices is rapidly circulating online. 👀 The footage has already sparked major debate across X, with users calling for more context surrounding the incident.

@scottastevenson Soon ai will replace all the lawyers and then who will your customers be? Haw haw Sucker

1. We are growing v fast 2. Our gross margins are great 3. We’re behind on enterprise reps 4. We may move to credits pricing 5. We have a couple pesky competitors 6. Every time Anthropic hypes up lawyers, our inbound grows bigger as awareness and urgency spreads