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Lawyered
@BitGrateful
business lawyer for 15 years. advising founders on crypto and AI deals & compliance.
Perpetually Online Katılım Ekim 2007
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You’re built like the teletubbies man shut up

Elon Musk@elonmusk
@AFpost Looks like he finally took some Ozempic
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@harryjsisson As someone who thinks men can get pregnant don’t you wonder?
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I used Claude Cowork for the 1st time today and it's everything I wanted OpenClaw to be.
Using it for basic tasks like researching the best local coffee shops in my area, finding their hours, menus, Google reviews, and summarizing it for me.
Then just watching it get to work doing different searches, using JavaScript to write me a doc, then auto-adding it to my Google Drive.
It actually tells me what it's doing and what it still has left to do like OpenClaw was supposed to do like 10 updates ago.
Did the same thing with photography for my wife, then had it create a pitch deck for me.
I've put off using it for this long for security concerns (just didn’t wanna give AI access to my desktop), but I finally have a good burner for it.
I see the possibilities are endless and I'm about to get crazy with it.
Any recommendations that you've found helpful?
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@SellersCounsel Might not be using the tools as you could be
You’re right. Prices naturally go up. This helps my undercutting.
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@BitGrateful I think that statement is only true for certain practice areas
In mine, I truly can’t say it has made anything meaningfully easier. There’s a big yet though on that sentence
And prices honestly seem to be going up
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100% this. If you think AI is revolutionary because it can spit out some form docs that have been available for $100 on LegalZoom for the last decade then you just don’t understand what lawyers are actually doing
But on that same note, a lot of these docs are simple and only as good as the form you start with. And most of the forms in front of a paywall are deficient in some way. Like assuming AI is pulling at least some language from random EDGAR filings, there are about to be some weird contracts out in the wild
Jon Con Esq.@SteelToeScribe
For those new to this - Almost every doc on that list is a junior associate first cut. Million forms. Few pages This isn’t transforming the practice of transactional law. These aren’t the money pits
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@BitGrateful Yep, and here you can scope it (more reliably)
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@donnelly_b More about blatant incorrectness
I love my wife but she isn’t the hottest woman in the world
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Truthfully, I didn't think so many people would be this offended by my unwavering hometown love.
Brandon Donnelly@donnelly_b
Greatest city in the world.
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@CountDankulaTV @cubanjulioneira Not legally but morally … it wasn’t their choice to raid his house. Go after the higher ups, no?
Funny tho. Enjoyed every minute
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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@BioavailableNd There’s a 99% chance there’s a non-zero amount of fecal matter basically everywhere
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Wearing outside shoes inside the house. According to Dr.Gerba, Microbiologist, there's a 96% chance there's fecal matter on your sole and +400k units of bacteria.

༈༈@Shirinsmit
What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???
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@SMB_Attorney Be sure to include parties and the name of the property like a simpsonthatcher
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