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🚨Breaking: China on the Hot Line Today - A Shocking Surprise That Shook the World!! Reports indicate that Trump asked China to halt all dealings with Spain and stop exporting any products to it due to Spain's recent stance. Shortly afterward, the Chinese president appeared and announced a halt to agricultural fertilizer exports to the United States. It's worth noting that American farms rely heavily on Chinese fertilizers. Following the Chinese president's decision, agricultural product prices in the United States doubled today, and prices for everything else there rose, including oil prices – a rare occurrence.

Iranian media is accusing the UAE of attacking Siri Island, Iran. Bye bye UAE, you’ll be flattened.

Iran Update Evening Special Report, April 8, 2026: US President Donald Trump announced on April 7 that the United States and Iran agreed to a two-week ceasefire deal mediated by Pakistan. Trump stated that Iran sent a ten-point proposal to form the basis of upcoming negotiations in Islamabad, Pakistan, on April 10. Other Key Takeaways: Senior US and Israeli officials stated on April 7 and 8 that the Israeli campaign in Lebanon is not a part of the US-Iran ceasefire deal. Hezbollah officials claimed that unspecified actors informed the group that it would be a party to the ceasefire deal. US President Donald Trump told PBS News on April 8 that Lebanon is not included in the US-Iran ceasefire deal. The IDF conducted the largest number of airstrikes against Hezbollah personnel and infrastructure throughout Lebanon, including central Beirut, since the start of the Israeli campaign in Lebanon. The IDF struck over 100 Hezbollah headquarters, command-and-control centers, missile launch sites, and Hezbollah drone unit and Radwan Force sites in Beirut, southern Lebanon, and the Bekaa Valley. Iran has continued to threaten shipping in the Strait of Hormuz despite the ceasefire, which is making vessels reticent to transit the strait. Traffic through the Strait of Hormuz remains significantly low amid Iran’s lingering threats and uncertainty over a fragile ceasefire.· Iranian Foreign Affairs Minister Abbas Araghchi had to convince Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC) commanders to accept the US proposal for a ceasefire, according to a regional source familiar with the talks speaking to Axios. The ceasefire follows reports that a group of veteran hardline IRGC commanders has consolidated power within the Iranian regime in recent weeks and is playing an increasingly central role in decision-making, such as appointments to key positions.

🚨 According to Israeli officials: "Israel pressured the Trump administration to block any agreement with Iran." "Washington coordinated with Tel Aviv and clarified that the ceasefire does not include a commitment to end the war or pay compensation to Iran." "Washington will insist in any negotiations that Iran abandon its nuclear materials and stop uranium enrichment." ▪︎ Reuters

BREAKING: Israel has been coordinating with the US throughout the day to ensure it will not accept Iran's demand to include Lebanon in the ceasefire agreement, per an Israeli source cited by CNN.

The US job market is weakening: The number of unemployed Americans for 15+ weeks is up to 3.3 million, the highest since September 2021. This figure has risen +1.6 million since July 2022. As a % of total employment, this indicator is up to 20.3%, the highest since October 2021. Since the 1950s, each time this percentage has been this elevated, the US economy was already in a recession. As a result, the average duration of unemployment is up to 25.3 weeks, only below the post-pandemic 2021 levels and the post-2008 Financial Crisis recovery. Long-term unemployment is concerningly high.