Bj Risner

@xenvuen Yellow

what color is math

@Rustlelang @Ravenismeee I didn’t know the answer until I saw it. This is definitely it.

@Ravenismeee Blow-J*b. That is always the answer. Every. Time.

what is the male equivalent to flowers??

@SteveLovesAmmo National debt isn’t what the government owes other countries, it’s what it owes its own citizens based on printing money out of thin air.

Tell me the biggest scam you have ever discovered. I’ll start because it’s kind of on brand for me. Taxes.

@warsurv Don’t say the quiet part out loud

🇩🇪🇹🇷 Germany plans to build Europe’s strongest military force by 2039. But surpassing Türkiye? Nearly impossible.

@BRICSinfo Can someone without a small dick please start making decisions??????????

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 US rejects Chinese President Xi Jinping's offer to help resolve Iran war. President Trump: "We don't need assistance."

@stats_feed Wow! What is your fucking deal? You obviously know that’s not right.

You're not supposed to rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth.

@ImBreckWorsham Temu Justin Long

Who can tell me who this is?

@Kalshi Based on your previous breaking news posts, I assume this happened 3 months ago

JUST IN: 30-year Treasury yield climbs above 5.1% — highest in last 12 months.

@alifarhat79 It depends if the $1 million is taxed

@WatcherGuru Just in?! This was 2 months ago!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says oil prices went up "very little" due to war with Iran. "I thought it would go up more."

@iAmTJJackson @aincomeinvestor This was my thought. If it sold out immediately, why make everyone wait in line to find out? What in the actual fuck!

@aincomeinvestor What REALLY sucks is that there are some who got through in 2mins or less and they were already sold out. But some of us had to wait 50 freakin minutes just to find out they were sold out 48mins ago! Like to deliberately have your time wasted is just spitting in our faces. 😡

WHAT A JOKE ROBINHOOD. I was waiting for the gold bar on their site, wait time goes to 1 minute and back to 11 minutes. Why did I even think I had a chance when Robinhood site still has "myshopify" in its URL. Thanks a lot Vlad.

@BRICSinfo Shut the fuck up. Do you hear yourself?

@_TruthZone_ Apophis leaves us with nothing to celebrate in 2029 ☄️

WHY ARE THERE NO HOLIDAYS IN 2030? 😳😳😳

@Rothmus Xi definitely knows English

@DrewVento @BernieSanders @AOC Why the fuck are you wiring money in 2026?!

Why tf is a wire fee $30 You’re literally just moving numbers in a database around, this is robbery. @BernieSanders @AOC fix this please

@MrBallen MH370

There are hundreds of missing person cases worldwide. Some vanish without a trace. What’s a disappearance that still haunts you?

@GrizMeta It’s literally the best age to restart!

Can a 30 year old start all over again?

@AesPolitics1 Tough competition. There’s the president that flew planes into the twin towers, and his dad, who killed JFK decades prior to his own reign… and that’s just in my lifetime. This one is pretty nuts though.

Is this the worst president you have ever seen in your life?

@0xleegenz *laughs (in millennial)*

"Enjoy your 20s, these are the best years of your life" GenZ in their 20s: - 2021: COVID - 2022: Russia–Ukraine war - 2023: Inflation - 2024: Frozen job market - 2025: AI takeover - 2026: Middle East conflict - 2026: Hantavirus

@QuintenFrancois We are literally in the middle of crypto winter and you think they are undervalued???

Why is crypto so undervalued while stocks are exploding Help me out