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Jasper Apollonia

@BladeCunningham

Blog boy @palaceofpistons, beat-maker, Wine Boy, Eleanor Roosevelt lookalike. I heard he dropped dead off the fent, they shot him jumping out the whip

New York, NY Katılım Nisan 2008
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
"Brooke, fetch me my formal bandanna, I don't want to look silly in court."
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
Thinking about what German Kids Bop would be called…probably something like “Kinder Boppin” much to consider
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Brady Fred@Brady_Fred·
One arrogant GM decided to do things a certain way when his team was literally plays away from being in the Super Bowl, and now every other GM is viewed the same. It's fair to want more but, it's reasonable to wait until you're burnt to get mad about it.
Jam G@JamG_91

@Brady_Fred I just dont understand how you can blame the fan base for wanting more? Every team in this city literally sells us the same damn shit and we're just supposed to eat it up year after year despite no real results.

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Jam G@JamG_91·
@Brady_Fred Ill admit i dont know the NFL much so cant truly compare but just my opinion, i feel like Trajan's approach at the deadline was the exact same approach at Holmes with the Lions. And thats pretty frustrating.
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Henry Abbott@TrueHoop·
I covered Jason Kidd when he played for the Nets. I know one of his childhood friends. I've been to his house, met his kids, then-wife, and Pilates Instructor. And I have insight from many people who worked with him in his coaching years. This is a great firing.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
I'd put money down that two of Stewart, Ron Holland or Duncan Robinson is no longer a Piston when the 2026/27 season begins
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@stevegumearthl1 Ah I get what you’re saying. Yeah, I agree with that. Fwiw I think Duren and Ausar have significantly more value than Sexton or Lauri did but yes, a real consolidation move will require more than just role players and late 1st rounders.
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sg@stevegumearthl1·
@BladeCunningham I still don't think any young player superfluous to the Pistons is as good as those two is my point. He is you can flip Ron Holland, Stewart and a bunch of picks for an All NBA player, please proceed.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@SonOfShango Exactly this. The pistons were frauds because the regular season doesn’t matter, but also they won 60 games so they should have gone all in. Which is it guys lol
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José Arcadio Buendía@SonOfShango·
The same people who said the regular doesn't matter are now saying we should've gone all in because we won 60 regular season games lol. Whatever happened to good old fashioned hate watching, all this bad faith discourse is annoying.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@stevegumearthl1 Sexton was coming off of an injury and the Cavs looked better without him. Lauri wasnt as big a threat as he is now offensively and was unplayable at times due to his defense. They gave up a LOT on that deal.
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sg@stevegumearthl1·
@BladeCunningham It's less about being emotionally attached and more about thinking the players you could trade aren't actually worth that much. Markannen and Sexton had to be more valuable than any guys outside of Cade and Ausar Thompson.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
Sounds like someone’s cortisol levels got spiked after getting brutally framemogged by the Bad Boy of Pistons Twitter 😂😂😂
CaveMan@KaveBat

@AJohnsonNBA Yeah it is. You are too much of a fool to realize that they lack 2 legit scorers. You’re larping commie looksmaxing cohost begged to play the cavs

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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@jgustin113 Ausar has plenty of value as a screener, roll man, interior passer and dunker spot finisher. You can win a title with him as your fifth offensive option.
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John Gustin
John Gustin@jgustin113·
@BladeCunningham The trade off was they completely ignored him on offense as well, allowing the Cavs to load up on Cade and put two bigs in the paint. To truly maximize him, Detroit would need a stretch 5 and his finishing would need to take a massive leap. Not impossible, but a narrow path.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@jgustin113 He's the best perimeter defender in the NBA. Cleveland built their offensive gameplan around avoiding him. Any player who can affect the game on either end of the court in that manner is not tradeable for me right now.
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John Gustin@jgustin113·
@BladeCunningham Ausar smoking every single layup this postseason put the nature of his current game into harsh light. He's amazing, but should not be untouchable. However, he is a very, very high value asset and that should be a major factor for what that means for this team's future.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@joelirvine97 @Charlottean28 KD also works as a stopgap option second star type if youre unwilling/unable to go all-in on another player. Can put him next to Cade and still maintain financial flexibility for the future
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@joelirvine97 @Charlottean28 KD is Cade's OG, has been for a very long time. I think the upside of a Cade/KD pairing is that the thing that has hurt the both of them the most (bad process/TO's when being doubled) would be largely mitigated by the other's gravity.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@jgustin113 To me, Cade and Ausar are the only two players on this roster that I'm simply not willing to part with at this moment in time.
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John Gustin@jgustin113·
@BladeCunningham Bold to include Holland and not also Ausar when factoring in a pending contracting/extension for one of them.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@Brady_Fred “Can’t move Stew, he’s the emotional leader of this team! Can’t move Ron he has too much upside! Can’t trade Duncan he’s our only shooter! Duren and Cade are close friends off the court too!” None of that matters unfortunately.
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Jasper Apollonia@BladeCunningham·
@CadeClutch Duncan only has $2 mil guaranteed for next year though. And he is far more valuable as a player than Caris if you’re moving him to a playoff team.
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@CadeClutch·
@BladeCunningham Both are expiring contracts, guess it depends on the team and what else is in the package, but if I’m the Pistons I’m trying to offload Caris unless it’s a big acquisition and they are adamant about Duncan
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