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BlasterMasterGuy

@BlasterMasterG2

I'm just a guy struggling to make it in the world. Hoping I can make a few good friends here.

Katılım Mayıs 2020
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BlasterMasterGuy
BlasterMasterGuy@BlasterMasterG2·
@VexTheSunEater Vex, by acting so incredibly quickly you probably saved your child's life. Never apologize for that. Your family absolutely comes first in any and all matters, especially health. Hoping your little snek is ok and recovers well.
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Vexoria the Sun Eater 🌞 🐍
Update: if you have been following my streams, my eldest Ello, has been sick since Tuesday afternoon with a stomach bug. As of last night before stream, we called 811 which links you a provincial nurse. During that time it was recommended we take her to a doctor based on how long she was sick and refusing to keep anything down. During that time on the phone, she could not respond to simple questions and confusion escalated. She spiked a fever and were told she needed to go to emergency. Zolon and I were in Peds ER all night. She got ivs, meds, fluids and was stabilized. She's feeling better but still sick. We are at home and exhausted 💜 I am sorry about missing streams recently 😔. I feel bad about it and genuinely guilty. I know my child is ill and I will always put them first but both feelings can be true. I hope that life will stop kicking us when we are down and I can consistently stream again soon 🙏 Thank you all for your patience and understanding 💕
Vexoria the Sun Eater 🌞 🐍@VexTheSunEater

Hey all, apologies but stream is cancelled for tonight. Vex and Zolon are dealing with a family medical emergency. Please be patient and send your love and they will update us as they can. - Jay (Vex's Assistant)

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Nadira Ali🇵🇸
Nadira Ali🇵🇸@Nadira_ali12·
“Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists.” - American comedian George Carlin, back in 1990
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Max Fisher@Max_Fisher·
ICE is straightforwardly a gestapo secret police now, disappearing people at the president’s personal direction for simply crossing one of his cronies
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BlasterMasterGuy@BlasterMasterG2·
@pattonoswalt The clown just gives every single one of the kids a blue heart on their cheek. The Clown at the Party: EXCELLENT! THE CHILDREN HAVE BEEN MARKED!
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Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·
Something tells me this guy didn't go to clown school
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BlasterMasterGuy@BlasterMasterG2·
@TheCinesthetic The ending was pretty tragic and moving too. Our hero realizes he'll never fit in with humanity due to his mutation as he's more at home on the sea than he is on land. So he has to leave dry land and the people he cares about and go back to the sea. :(
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BlasterMasterGuy@BlasterMasterG2·
@kiddbanditpro But were did the venom symbiote come from? Maybe he got it from one of the villains in the previous movie?
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LuminusRed ✂️🍒
LuminusRed ✂️🍒@LuminusRed·
I stumbled sitting down on the toilet in the middle of the night and my big beautiful but broke the toilet seat when I fell, by tearing it off its hidges… So who's looking for a GF with a big and hot butt but no longer owns a proper toilet seat 😅
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Blurr 🙈👑
Blurr 🙈👑@BlurrFlavorz·
SMBAU?
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FADE@FadeAwayMedia·
“America is better than zip tying Senior Citizens” “America is better than chasing down agricultural workers” “America is better than abducting day laborers at Home Depot” Mick Foley urges everyone to speak up about what’s going on in America.
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BlasterMasterGuy@BlasterMasterG2·
@CuriosityonX No. Nobody should. Deep space is a freezing pressureless lightless vacuum filled with deadly radation. To hell with that.
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Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
Would you leave Earth forever to explore deep space if given the chance?
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Caitlyn Elizabeth
Caitlyn Elizabeth@BoobsMcbalrog·
This is the origin story photo for “BoobsMcBalrog” since y’all keep asking 👹 I’ve had this username for well over two decades and I’m not changing it if I don’t have to.
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BlasterMasterGuy@BlasterMasterG2·
@RevKimWChafee @Mamaredford7 Public school gave me equally valuable skills my parents could not teach me. The ability to read and write, knowledge of the history of our species (both ancient civilization and modern times), the ability to do basic math, knowledge of various sciences (etc etc).
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Kim W. Chafee
Kim W. Chafee@RevKimWChafee·
These guys aren’t just stupid. They’re TERRIFYINGLY STUPID!
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BlasterMasterGuy@BlasterMasterG2·
@Mamaredford7 @RevKimWChafee Aside from the gun maintenance I feel every skill your teaching your kids is perfectly sound and worth it. I was taught how to fish and hunt for food, prepare cauhgt fish and wild game, make a camp fire, and of course to grow food by my Mom and Dad. Worthwhile skills.
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Your Mom@Mamaredford7·
@RevKimWChafee My kids school teaches kids how to clean and dismantle guns, grow a garden, forage for food, solve for x, shoot a bow and arrow, sew, perform 1st aid and cpr, tie knots, tie dye, anything we wanna learn!! The world is our oyster
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BlasterMasterGuy@BlasterMasterG2·
@RevKimWChafee Let's be perfectly honest, these far right-wingers want the ability to kill people that offend them. That's what they want. That's their end goal. They want the 2nd American Civil War and are not smart enough to realize just how horrific that would be for them or this nation.
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Lone
Lone@lonelytiefling·
This is the kind of thing I mean when I say this film plays out like a D&D campaign You throw your knife and miss, the main villain throws it back at you You clutch catch it and throw it again and kill him instantly
𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗢 - 𝗩 - 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗜𝗘@Retro_V_Junkie

Happy 75th Birthday to the Legend 𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥 👊🏻👊🏻🍺 (𝟏𝟕 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡, 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟏)

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